March 19th, 2007

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This Week In NeoConClownCarCrew Comedy....

My pet favorite armed religious wingnut NeoCon got all whiney at me recently and fumbled out
You Can't Wrap Yourself in The Flag...
The central comedy of this is the problem of what to do with the reality that I served, and he did not.... But one really also has to worry about
Gosh! Golly! Oh My!!!
You make
"Wrap Yourself in The Flag"
sound like a BAD THING...
Oh me, Oh My!!!

I mean, how can one get to such a state where the NeoConClownCar Crew is not too sure how to free float their flag wrapping festival... I mean, if wrapping one's self in the flag is "BAD", gosh, how can one get there without stabbing the Troops In The Back By Stabbing The President in The back, which is tantamount to waging war with GOD!!!!

Oh ME! Oh My! What ever will we do....
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Be All That you can be.... ( the Bong Hits 4 Jesus... )

You know, it is just, well too stoney, the way our world works
Scores of students waited outside the Supreme Court on Monday for a chance to listen to arguments in a test of student speech rights - a high school senior's display of a banner reading "Bong Hits 4 Jesus."

"I would never do it, but at the same time, it's free speech," said Chaim Frenkel, 17, of Silver Spring, Md. Frenkel was one of 13 seniors and their teacher from the Melvin J. Berman Hebrew Academy who arrived at the court at 4:30 a.m. EDT.

Natasha Braithwaite, 20, a junior at Columbia Union College in Takoma Park, Md., got in line at 7 a.m. with a definite opinion about the case. "In every possible way, his First Amendment rights were violated," Braithwaite said.

Joseph Frederick was a high school senior in Juneau, Alaska, when he decided to display the banner at a school-sanctioned event to watch the Olympic torch pass through the city on its way to the 2002 Winter Games in Salt Lake City.

[ cf Court to Hear 'Bong Hits 4 Jesus' Case ]
Gosh, now that has SOOOO got to be a Tough One There....

I mean the Prez is still selling the whole,
With Democrats pushing for an end to the Iraq war now entering its fifth year, President Bush pleaded for more patience Monday, saying success is possible but "will take months, not days or weeks."

The war has stretched longer, with higher costs, than the White House ever predicted. On the fourth anniversary of the day Bush directed the invasion to begin, the president made a televised statement from the White House Roosevelt Room to defend continued U.S. involvement.

[ cf Bush Pleads for Patience in Iraq War ]
And GIVEN that we know that the Argument From Intelligent Design leads us to the Divinity of Dubya, the only point worth wondering about is whether or Not Jesus is the older or younger brother of Dubya The Divine, and hence Doing Bong Hits For Jesus is supporting the President to Support The troops....

I mean, wallowing around in this constitutional stuff, would, well, mean RETREATING IN THE FACE OF THE HOLY CRUSADE to the time before the whole world changed!!!!

And we know that would only Encourage the Enemy!!!
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Can One Be An American AND a "christian"??

It goes without saying, that the Argument From Intelligent Design has made the Divinity of Dubya indisputable.

As such, folks can either support the Divinity of Dubya, you know, to support the President to Support the troops, or one is on the side of Terrorism.

This therefore leads us to the question of whether or not we, as Americans want Terrorists In Our Midst who not only are unwilling to support the Divinity of Dubya, but want us to worship false Gods, other than the One True And Only War President, and Divinity....

Now don't get me wrong, I am sure that any of the TERRORISTS who have opposed the Divinity of Dubya, because they are merely GOD HATING AMERICA BASHERS, can, after an appropriate recanting of their Apostasy, and Cleansing from that Demonic Possession, be allowed a chance to leave the Greater American Co-Prosperity Sphere, in an effort to help Prosylatize the Unbeliefers as their True Act Of Contrition, and proof of their Total Loyalty to the Divinity Of Dubya.... Clearly they will learn to leave all of their worldly desires and possessions, for the Purity Of Essence that Comes from Knowing That the Divinity Of Dubya Loves Them....

Granted, the rest of the apostate spawns of satan will have to live with the consequence of Declaring War On God.
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Should The Evil Liberal Media....

Be Obliged to Give Up it's habit of marketting NeoCon talking points, complete with anecdotal noise factors?

Or would that be asking too much of them as the nation tries to recover from the fun of tghe last six years of the "Conservatives Without Conscience"?

cf Digby's Blame Americans First Republicans and the Greenwald article Howard Kurtz, Michael Barone & Argument by Anecdote.

I mean we have all been through the slimings, and the "wrapping in the flag" gambits......

So IF there is suppose to be some alledged Improvement in the decorum, wouldn't it be useful if the Evil Liberal Media Meat Puppets wound up having to actually work for a Living as, well, Working Journalists? And not merely as the Marketting Droids for WingNuts Annon???

OR would that be asking to much???

{ why the tag for 'religion' - well let us pause and think of all of the Religious Gamboling we have watched as a part of the whole Sub Text of Whom Does Jesus Like More.... }
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But Does The Number Of divorces Matter????

Hum.... Scary Thought in our national security festival about preventing the Gay HomoZexualist Pirate Canadianists of the Democrat Party seeking to DESTROY our White Christian America..... We KNOW that radical Left Wing Extremists like Giuliani have been divorced at least twice, but one has to wonder.... should that be a blocking problem....

For More On The Horrors of the Democratic Anti-Marriage Culture: Entire Field Of Credible Dem Candidates Has Gotten Fewer Divorces Than Rudy Alone.

I mean would we want them to be running our Most Holy Of Religious Crusades against the Unbelievers in the Divinity of Dubya???
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Should Iraqi Opinions Matter???

I don't recall anyone asking the Iraqi's IF they cared if we liberated their nation and restored the wetlands in their Country, so do they even matter???
Four in five Iraqis have little or no confidence in US-led forces and most think their presence is making security worse, but despite that only about a third want them to leave now, a poll showed on Monday. The poll, commissioned by the BBC, ABC News, ARD German TV and USA Today ahead of this week's fourth anniversary of the US-led invasion, contrasts starkly with one two years ago when two-thirds of Iraqis were more upbeat.
[ cf Most Iraqis think US presence is making matters worse - poll ]
So it's not like they had any involvement with the Argument From Intelligent Design that Mandates the Divinity Of Dubya.

Nor for that matter, is it even relevant that they really can not vote out their puppet regime, you know, as if Iraq were a Sovereign Nation where there was suppose to be the rule of Law - you know, one more of those Failed Evil Liberal pre-911 myths....

So Why don't More folks just embrace the Excitement Of How Much FUN we are still having, while we are having it, since Clearly The Divinity Of Dubya can not be doubted, because if ANYONE were to doubt the Divinity of Dubya, then The True Believers would lose any sense of meaning and purpose in their life, not the mention lose any basis for their Moral System, hence become Mere Mass Murders...
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More Bong Hits 4 Jesus....

Get Your Game On:
As hard as it is to believe, the Bush administration is at odds with one of its biggest supporters — the religious right — in the Supreme Court battle over "Bong Hits 4 Jesus."

No, the staunchly conservative religious right hasn't gone hippie, but it has allied with some unlikely partners on the left in one of the most important school free-speech cases in a half-century. In fact, the case of Morse vs. Frederick could have serious implications on the limits of speech in public schools for generations to come, with one expert saying that a win for the administration's side could create schools in which any form of speech that isn't directly related to the "stated educational mission" is stamped out and forbidden.

[ cf Could 'Bong Hits 4 Jesus' Case Chill Free Speech In Schools? ]
Now don't Get Me Wrong Here....

Merely because there are those out there who do NOT accept that the Argument From Intelligent Design Dictates the Divinity of Dubya, doesn't mean that we have to put them ALL into concentration camps until they learn to be more Patriotically Corrector Than Thou!!!!

The Important Part here is Protecting the Innocent Children from those sorts of Moral Filth who do not accept that the Argument From Intelligent Design Dictates the Divinity of Dubya.

Think Of The CHILDREN!!!!!! Innocent CHILDREN!!!! CHILDREN who will never get the special Toys that Santa Gives out to all of the Good Little Boys and Girls who Support the Divinity of Dubya.

I mean, do WE WANT the Gay HomoZeXual Pirate Canadianist Defeatist Cut And Runners to ABANDON the Divine Will, and become mere Modern Secular Humanists, corrupting The Moral Purity Of Essence, simply because they wish to hold to the Failed Liberal Dogma of a Failed Pre-911 Culture that ALLOWED for dissent against The Clear And Compelling Argument From Intelligent Design That Dictates the Divinity of Dubya.

Americans just have to get on board, and Support the Divinity Of Dubya to Support the Troops...

Anything Less and the Terrorists Win...
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Dear Old Dick....

Gosh, Golly, Gee Whiz Kids:
The unctuous owl has hooted again. Only this time, Dick Cheney’s cave has been invaded by the sudden sunlight of judicial and congressional revelations, making him appear more pathetic than intimidating as he once again charges critics of the Iraq war with giving aid and comfort to the enemy.
[ cf His Own Worst Enemy
( emphasis mine, for reasons of National Security. ) ]
Trivia Contest Time Here Kiddies....

IF one is support the Dick to Support the Screwing Of The Troops, then doesn't that mean that the Armed Religious WingNuts are also supporting the Very Position that Dear Old Dick Offers - or is there some majikal Special Space that they get to live in, where they get to believe what he says, but without actually being involved in the substance or content of what Dear Or Dick Says....

Or is it the Neuvo Case that since so many of the NeoConClownCarCrew have 'moved on', they no longer care at all what Dear Old Dick thinks, since he is just one more of those Liberal Republicans who have Stabbed The True Believers in the back....

Gosh, Stay Tuned, folks might do some stuff....