March 16th, 2007

yellow_elephant

Have you ever noticed....

That the FruitBats who like Racial Profiling, and/or "profiling", because they well, gosh, do not want to openly assert that they just want to win the war on dark people by any means possible, tend to get all whiney when you point out why they match the Profile
Armed Deranged Religious Wank Job who has problems dealing with his parents, feels persecuted by liberals, and just wants to get even with all of them.
And then get all fruffy about how, while, yes, technically that is true, but gosh, should folks really say those things, since, well, gosh, it makes them seem, will, Unstable...
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And We Should Exempt NeoCons Why???

Based upon their on going bad habit of attacking men by going after their wives and children, we should expect anything less from the NeoCons??? In this we also watch
Washington - A former CIA agent at the centre of a Washington scandal broke her silence Friday and condemned the Bush administration, saying it destroyed her career by exposing her identity to the media out of political motives.

Valerie Plame's testimony to the US House of Representatives marked a new high point in what some call 'Plamegate,' a political storm involving the glamourous blonde ex-spy, the White House and now discredited intelligence it used to justify invading Iraq.

Plame, 43, and her husband, former US diplomat Joseph Wilson, allege administration officials leaked her covert status to reporters to retaliate for a newspaper column by Wilson that disputed the US administration's prewar intelligence.

Plame dramatically recalled being exposed by conservative columnist Robert Novak on July 14, 2003.

[ cf Ex-CIA agent "hit in gut" by unmasking (Roundup) ]
So why exactly should we listen to the pretty words of NeoCons when they whine....

When their Actions have spoken volumes already...
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Thank God it Is NOT like they are Gay or anything...

ok, help me out here...
In an attempt to reignite his steady but plodding campaign with some of the lightning in a bottle he captured ever so briefly in 2000, Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., has brought back his fabled campaign bus for a tour of Iowa — a state he bypassed in his race seven years ago at least partly because of his opposition to ethanol subsidies.
[ cf McCain Hopes to Rev Up His Campaign With Straight Talk Express ]
WOW...

It's, like, gosh, like we are just going to Party Like it is 1999....

But that is like, well, so SuperMan Returns....
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What Ever Could Be The Cause Of This????

Hum... one really has to wonder here a bit
A report released Thursday shows what researchers call an alarming rise in binge drinking among college women, part of a trend of rampant drinking and drug use on campuses nationwide.

And a second report released by the government concludes that young girls are increasingly turning to household inhalants to get high, a practice known as "huffing."

It isn't clear whether the studies, which were released separately, point to an overall trend in increased drug use among women and girls. But they are two examples of females catching up in two forms of substance abuse once dominated by males.

[ cf Rise in Alcohol Abuse by College Women ]
Hum....

Could it be that More Women are serving in the Military, because the boys are hiding???

Could it be that a very Successful CIA Case Officer got stabbed in the Back by 'the good old boy' clique of wankers who are still running the country into the toilet???

Could it be that the Economy Sucks Bilge, and there are so many variations on the end time cults wandering around the nation it is hard to keep track of which ones of them want to move that project along more than anything else....

Or is it the Most Obvious of All Cases, GAY MARRIAGE!!!!

And the growing threat that women will not be allowed to remain bare foot and pregnant....

Because, well, Damn, The Evil Liberals are PERSECUTING THEM, just like HanoiAnnie Coulter, by sending them off to college rather than getting a dowery together so that they can be married off....

Hum...

I wonder what could be behind it alll....
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Why America Has ALWAYS been More At War With The UK, than Ever Before....

A British coroner investigating the "friendly fire" killing of a British soldier by a U.S. warplane during the invasion of Iraq in 2003 ruled Friday that the death was a "criminal" act.

"I don't think this was a case of honest mistake," said Oxfordshire Assistant Deputy Coroner Andrew Walker, concluding his probe into the death of Lance Cpl. Matty Hull, 25. Walker, who had earlier blasted an "appalling" lack of cooperation from the U.S. military, said he believed the pilots who fired on Hull's convoy did not take steps to identify their target that they "could easily have taken."

[ cf Coroner Calls 'Friendly Fire' Death 'Criminal' ]
Can there be any doubt that this is Clear And Compelling Evidence that the UK is a hot bed Of God Hating America Bashers who have Fallen to the "reality based community" and thus PROVES CONCLUSIVELY that we have always been more at war than ever before with the UK.....

And that there is But ONE SOLUTIONS!!!!

Bomb Canada...


ps: hopefully now the Enemies Of The State will take serious the reality check, That IF you do not play nice with the Great Leader, We WILL blow up any convoy you are in, no matter what that may do to the rest of the Commute Traffic.... Clearly in a time of Transferring the Tax Liabilities Unto The Unborn, The Great War President can, when ever wearing the Blue Dress Of Death, invoke the Special Additional Powers, that go beyond his merely native Zel Miller Laser Death Ray Eyes....

But of course everyone knows that, right???
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mOre Ugly Questions To ask....

Why is the Evil Liberal Media already actively ingnoring the Bush/Cheney 2008 Victory Team???

It is as IF the Evil Liberal Media Meat Puppet, in their roll of stabbing our troops in the back, are oppose to the President and Vice President Continuing their Unbroken String to Totally Glorious Victorious Victories!!!!

I mean, don't they know that they have an obligation to Support The President To Support The Troops....

And anything less and the Terrorists WIN!!!!
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got xFiles???

Hey Scully, Watch me Pull a Rabit out of my Hat:
The White House backed away today from its earlier assertions that the former White House counsel, Harriet E. Miers, was alone in hatching the idea to fire United States attorneys early in 2005.

Instead, President Bush’s chief spokesman said today that, Karl Rove, the chief political adviser to Mr. Bush, had early conversations with Ms. Miers. “I think the thing that we can say with assurance is that Karl remembers her raising it to him and his saying he didn’t think it was a good idea,” said Tony Snow, the president’s spokesman.

“It has been described as her idea but ... I don’t want to try to vouch for origination,” Mr. Snow said, according to The Associated Press. “At this juncture, people have hazy memories.”

[ cf AmPravda: White House Now Unsure if Firings Were Miers’s Idea ]
Mulder, That Trick Never Works....

Oh where oh where is the cigarette smoking man, oh where OH WHERE can he be???

Gosh, given the recent plame crisis, how useful is anything that Karl Rove says, when he is NOT under oath???
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Can Gene Therapy Save Us From HomoSeXuals....

Our dear Friend Jesus's General, in a Manly an HeteroSeXual way, rebukes the Evil Deviants at The Southern Baptist Theological Seminary, with
Your attempt to create a biblical justification for "curing" homosexuality in the blastocyst-American community is reprehensible. By doing so, you've taken a very promising technology, the manipulation of genetic material in utero to ensure that tomorrow's generations conform to the dictates of authority, and turned it into something very, very ugly: an admission that homosexuality is genetic in nature.

You must retract your article immediately. Otherwise, we will no longer have an excuse to deny homosexuals the same rights we grant everyone else. It will mean the end to legal discrimination against homosexuals in the workplace and before the law. We will no longer be able to stop the spread of so-called "hate laws," which prevent us from witnessing for Jesus Christ with the Steel-Toed boots of Redemption.

[ cf Battling the homomojo of the manly bulge ]
I Think it is ABSOLUTELY FRIGHTENING!!!!

Imagine, Some Radical Left Wing Extremists Attempting To Advance some sort of Gene Splicing Theory, which as we all know, is just more of the same old Failed Liberal Stab the Troops In the Back becausee of Godless Heathenism...
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Speaking Of That No Child Left Behind...

We get this new hot phlash from the land of wankers and wonkers...
Suspected members of extremist groups have signed up as school bus drivers in the United States, counterterror officials said Friday, in a cautionary bulletin to police. An FBI spokesman said, "Parents and children have nothing to fear."
...
It noted "recent suspicious activity" by foreigners who either drive school buses or are licensed to drive them, according to a counterterror official.

Foreigners under recent investigation include "some with ties to extremist groups" who have been able to "purchase buses and acquire licenses," the bulletin says.

[ cf FBI: Extremists driving school buses ]
And what about our Domestic Extremist Groups???

Or are they just not suspicious enough...

Or were we just suppose to giggle that we have security memorandum floating around that indicate that folks have nothing to fear, because, well... Uh, Gosh, Uh, so why is the Department of MommieStateIsm out there putting out Memo's about the fact that there are days of the week???
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Ever Wonder....

Hey kids, let us start with
When the blonde-bombshell spy at the heart of the CIA leak scandal entered the room to break her silence yesterday the usually turgid House Oversight and Government Reform Committee began the strangest morning in its 191-year history.
[ cf I was betrayed by the White House, says CIA blonde spy ]
Hum....

Gosh, when was Karl Rove listed in the news as
the blonde-bombshell Policy Wanker
Or say Dear Old Dick or Dubya... Or General Pace, or....

What if there is this structural problem that some of these wankers are so hoping to avoid in all of this discussion that, is, well, gosh, complicated, by, could it be, dare we think it
Presideent Accidentally Invades Country Because He Was Just Having A Bad Hair Day and His Personal Stylist was just not answering the phone...
If you know what I mean....

Nudge, Nudge, Wink, Wink....

Say No More!!!!