March 9th, 2007

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Can Hypocracy Exist in The Post 911 World???

The Evil Demonic Satanic Kult Ritualists are reporting:
Setting the stage for his entry into the presidential race, former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, R-Ga., gave a radio interview to be broadcast today with Focus on the Family's James Dobson, in which Gingrich for the first time publicly acknowledged cheating on his first and second wives.

"There were times when I was praying and when I felt I was doing things that were wrong. But I was still doing them," Gingrich said during the interview. "I look back on those as periods of weakness and periods that I'm not only not proud of, but I would deeply urge my children and grandchildren not to follow in my footsteps."

[ cf Gingrich Admits to Affair While Pursuing Clinton Over Lewinsky ]
Should americans care what he did prior to 09/11, since, well all americans accept that sometimes it is ok to persecute a president while he has the authorization from congress to use the level of military force he feels is required to deal with Iraq and stuff...

But the More Important Question is why is Gingrich coming out as so OBVIOUSLY a RINO by OPPOSING the President, the War President, while Our Troops are so valiantly restoring the Wetlands In Iraq....

Can he accept the reality that by Stabbing A War President In The Back Like This he is stabbing our troops in the back with his radical left wing extremist anti-americanism...
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Just Because It Is Criminal Does it mean it is a crime???

And should we be in any way surprised?
The FBI improperly and, in some cases, illegally used the USA Patriot Act to secretly obtain personal information about people in the US, a justice department audit found today.

According to the highly critical 126-page report, FBI agents sometimes demanded the information without proper authorisation and at times improperly obtained telephone records in circumstances that were not emergencies.

It blamed agent error and shoddy record-keeping for most of the problems - and did not find any indication of criminal misconduct - but has confirmed the worst fears of civil liberties groups on the use of the so-called national security letters.

[ cf FBI abused Patriot Act powers, audit finds
( emphasis Mine, for Comedic Purposes ONLY, and should not be used to indicate internal inconsistancies in the actual position that may or may not be held by the regime, as it is not yet clear that the regime has now, or at any time, past or future, been aware of it's own existence, the exitence of any Laws, Or any reality exterior to the one that they have always believed was the Divine Mandate Of The Divine Decider. ) ]
Gosh, it is as if it were friday, and the regime were dumping all of it's dirty laundry onto the main stream press, hoping that no one will really notice....

Besides, by monday, who will remember any of these strories... And OF COURSE Faux News will help everyone understand that it is not really like as if there is a crime here, since, well, just because it is criminal does it really mean it is a crime if it is done in the Name of The Argument From Intelligent Design and the Divine Deciding of The Divine Decider...

All Hail The Great Pumpkin, for he brings presents to children who believe, really BELIEVE!!!
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Hey Kids, Spot the Scary Part Of The News...

well, gosh, golly, Gee Whiz, what if the language were to get scarrier?
The military began has a series of secret hearings to determine whether 14 alleged terrorist leaders at its prison in Guantánamo Bay, Cuba, should be classified ''enemy combatants'' who can be held indefinitely and prosecuted by military tribunals.

No details were released and a military spokesman, Navy Cmdr. Chito Peppler, declined to identify which detainee had appeared before the panel of three officers.

[ cf Secret hearings start at Guantánamo
Emphasis Mine, since some may recall that the original plot was that they could NOT be 'enemy combatants' because we declared them to be Terrorists, so that we could hijack them and avoid the legal complications of the AMERICAN LEGAL IMPLEMENTATION OF THE GENEVA CONVENTIONS ON PRISONERS OF WAR. ]
WOW!!!

Isn't it funny that here we are, how many years after taking hostages out of Afghanistan, finally getting around to trying to do the Kabuki Dance that they were taken hostages, and might, well, gosh be actual "enemy combatants" and hence entitled to the Protections under AMERICAN LAW IMPLEMENTING THE GENEVA CONVENTIONS ON PRISONSERS OF WAR - which would seem to suggest, again, that WE STOLE PEOPLE OFF THE BATTLE FIELD WITHOUT RESOLVING IF THEY WERE PROTECTED BY THEE AMERICAN LAW IMPLEMENTING THE GENEVA CONVENTIONS ON PRISONSERS OF WAR.

{ would this be the wrong time to talk about the criminality that went to both the Nuremburg Trials, and the war crimes trials in asia, with regards to NOT treating POW's in compliance with the Geneva Convention??? or would that rip open the same festoring sore that we, as americans, support 'pre-emptive warfare' and hence no longer consider the attack on Pearl Harbor a bad thing...... but, well, just one more of those things that folks do... And gosh, you know, taking hostages is cool too.... }

But NOW!!! Now we want to majikally turn them into 'enemy combatants' so that we can keep them indefinitely, rather than keeping them indefinitely as 'not enemy combatants'.

WOW...

And tomorrow we learn that freedom is slavery, and war is Peace!!!

Or is there still a chance that America may fall to American Laws???
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Got Contras???

Hum... Speaking of More Bad/comedic news
Furious U.S. Democrats threatened Friday to limit the FBI's anti-terror powers after an audit uncovered major problems with how agents used the Patriot Act to secretly obtain personal information like credit reports.

The audit found the FBI misused, sometimes illegally, so-called security letters that require companies to provide highly personal records about their customers without a judge's approval.

For three years, the agency has been grossly underestimating to Congress how often they make banks, telephone companies and others turn over the data on people living in the United States.

[ cf Angry U.S. Democrats threaten to limit FBI anti-terror powers ]
Hey Kids, Remember the Halcyon Days of The Iran-Contra Scandal???

You know, when congress said that the CIA could not be used as a conduit for selling weapons for hostages and cash, so as to have off shore funding of our terrorists???

Well Guess What!!! What if we need to start having more of those fun filled off the shell Terrrorist Organizations here that are run from off the book trading... Well gosh, we could pick up the Enron Trading Floor, cheap, dirt cheap, and give them some government jobs, and we could bank roll our friends in "blackwater security" to do the dirty tricks, black bag, snatch and grab, and with the right spin, they too could become a profit center in all of this, as we have our Death Squads out death squading their Death Squads....

Yeah!!! Go Team Venture!!!!

I mean, you wouldn't want those Patriot Act Powers to fall into the Hands of Hitlary and her Rad Femi Serf Nazi's!!! now would you???

Nope!!! That's why We True Patriotic Americans Back the Bush/Cheney 2008 ticket against all of the whiney losers, since anything less would be a stab in the back of our valiant fighting forces, and well, the fun filled free marketting folks who understand that there is a buck to be made taking hostages and killing people!!!

All Hail The Free Marketeers!!! For Low their MoJo Is Great and they Have Strong Kung Fu, because GOD has called them to make the big bucks in the hot New Snatch And Grab Industry!!! Soon to be backed with a futures market in Freedoms and a Derivatives Market in being allowed back out on the street again....

Get in ON the Ground Floor, before you find yourself in a sub-basement trying to remember who you can trade for the next bowl of gruel...
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You Have To Love HanoiAnnie Coulter...

She is out playing with her Christianist Friends, and once again joking about the fun of Murdering Americans.

WOW....

That really is not that much news, but gosh, it is reassuring to know that she is feeling better about where she is standing, and showing the courage of her convictions to come out openly Advocating Murdering Americans.

I mean, how many other persons who are that Angry At God For Not Giving Her A Penis would Show Up And Do More Christianist Supporting for the Army Of God and their on going project of Murdering Actual Born Americans....

Ah yes, and to think, once upon a time the Army of God was just one more of those militant factions from the failed sixties Jesus Movement....

Well a Big Helmet Tip to Good Old HanoiAnnie and her new carrear advocating murdering americans by radical religious extremists. Who Knows, God may finally give her a penis.

Or her daddy may finally be able to raise the dowery to get her married off...