March 5th, 2007

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Which IS HanoiAnnie Coulter's Issue????

What IS it about dear Old HanoiAnnie Coulter and her deep seated unresolved issues about why Jesus Did NOT give her a Penis to proove her manhood that she keeps hating reality so much with winning whines like:
"I was going to have a few comments on the other Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards, but it turns out you have to go into rehab if you use the word 'faggot,' so I - so kind of an impasse, can't really talk about Edwards," Coulter said.

The New York Times reported that Coulter wrote in response to an e-mail: "C'mon, it was a joke. I would never insult gays by suggesting that they are like John Edwards. That would be mean."

[ cf Coulter's Edwards slur widely criticized ]
More to the point why does she always hope that folks will think she is merely some failed comic without a penis????

The big giggle is of course Dear Faux News
In a speech delivered on Friday at the Conservative Political Action Conference in Washington, Coulter said, "I was going to have few comments on the other Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards, but it turns out you have to go into rehab if you use the word 'faggot.'"
[ cf Edwards: "But Names Will Never Hurt Me" ]
Where they are also trying to impress everyone with the fact that Faux News IS the new comedy Channel...

Since while we are suppose to believe, based upon the Main Stream Media Reports, that Conservatives are offended by HanoiAnnie Coulter's Public Display Of Anger That GOD DID NOT GIVEN HANOI ANNIE A PENIS, our dear friends at Faux News want to be on the band wagon of those who do not want to be held accountable in any way for holding any opinion on the subject, since,well... Faux News is not really a conservative news group, nor a conservative Propoganda Organ, it is merely a Comedy Clique Of Qool Kids...

Ah Yes, You so have to love the neoCons, they are so funny....

American GI's are getting Killed, Maimed And Wounded for the NeoCon's Ha-Ha's!!!
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Britany Or HanoiAnnie Coulter???

Wow, one just has to love America, where we have these great emotional crises about who is, and who should, be in therapy...
Someone is desperately trying to get our attention.

Either it's Britney Spears who allegedly tried to hang herself after writing 666 on her forehead and running through the halls of Promises rehab in Malibu, or it's the news agency who is spreading these rumors.

[ cf Did Britney Spears Claim to be the Anti Christ, Then Scrawl 666 on her Head, And tried to Hang Herself? ]
Gosh, would this be the wrong time to ask,
What IF america had been attacked on 09/11?
Would the HanoiAnnie Coulter Fan Club Be This Engaged???
Or, well, gosh, would they just be trying to dress up in drag like Hanoi Annie Coulter, hoping that would keep them out of active military service, while, gosh, they too, followed which ever drift and flip of fame Hanoi Annie Coulter goes through, as if she were the Real Actual Imaginary NextBritany!!!

I mean, we do want to work out these technical details, since the alternative might well be that Britany is going through Her HanoiAnnie Coulter Phase... and may just be acting out her Anger that God Did Not Give Her A Penis Like God Really Would HAVE if only the liberals were not being evil doing evil doers...

{ and yes, click on through to the LAist, since the PhotoShop if Fab.... }
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Should Americans Get Active In ThatWarThingiePooh

Oh, gosh, Golly, Gee Whiz!!! Another Britany Moment, "Oops I did it again..." up in Afghanistan,
Afghan officials say a NATO air strike in northern Afghanistan has killed at least nine civilians. It is the second time in as many days that NATO or U.S. forces may have accidentally killed civilians. Correspondent Benjamin Sand has more from VOA's South Asia bureau in Islamabad.

Afghan authorities say suspected Taleban insurgents targeted a NATO base late Sunday in Kapisa province, just north of Kabul. When the western forces returned fire local officials say they apparently hit a civilian house killing at least five women and several young children.

[ cf Civilian Death Toll Rises From Possible NATO Strike in Northern Afghanistan ]
Now remind me again, the reason that we are all upset about Slaughtering Civilians, is, well, gosh, what again????

Why don't we support the President as he shaves off his head, and puts the old 666 on his Brow, and just decides that we can no longer allow those Defeatist Kapitulationist Appeaser Cut And Runners to impede the progress that we could be making in Slaughtering Off The Potential Terrorists Who Might Some Day Grow Up and become Enemies Of The State!!!! Or Terrorists!!! Or Iranian Flying Saucers!!!

Unrestricted Submarine Warfare!!! now more than Ever!!!

{ for the slow readers, uh, do any of you want to comment on the Slaying And Slewing Doctrines that exist in a Biblically Literal Interpretation of the Christianist Bible, and that with the Added Special Sauce, that as we 'take the land' that we are doing God's Will in all of this??? OR are the folks who oppose the Slaying And Slewing Doctrines doing this simply because they are God Hating America Bashers who want to stab our troops in the back by not supporting the President To Support The Troops!!!!! }
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Bombing Canadianists Enclaves...

Hey Kiddies SCOPE THIS WINNER
How can you have the mess we have in New Orleans, and not have had deep investigations of the federal government, the state government, the city government, and the failure of citizenship in the Ninth Ward, where 22,000 people were so uneducated and so unprepared, they literally couldn't get out of the way of a hurricane.
[ cf He's Back..." ]
WOW!!!

Go Team Venture!!! When the Gnewtster gets on a roll, gosh, he almost looks like a Drag HanoiAnnie Coulter doing, gosh that CPAC thingiePooh....

I so LIKE the idea that this is all about dealing with the "failure of citizenship" that people were inundated by a failing Dyke System.... WOW!!!!

Go Team Venture!!!!

Clearly those "failures of citizenship" MUST be some sort of Canadianists Enclave in our White Christian America, where their Pro-Dyke Clique of Gay Marriage Only Types are Opposing the Divine Will Of The Divine Decider, thus not only Stabbing Our Troops In The Back, but Showing that Only by More Massive Bombing Campaigns against the Canadianist Enclaves can we stop the Vicious And Brutal Onslaught of the Nancy Pelosi Demonic Evil Voodoo Zombie Dust Bunnies Of Despair!!!

Go Team Venture!!!!
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Why IS Hanoi Annie Coulter NOT a NeoCon???

And how should that Religious War play itself out with CPAC???
A conservative blogger is now calling on CPAC to rule out any future appearances by Ann Coulter in the wake of her "faggot" comment.
....
What example is set when one highlight of the conference is finding out what shocking phrase will emerge from Ann Coulter’s mouth? How can we teach young conservatives to fight for their principles with civility and respect when Ann Coulter is allowed to address the conference? Coulter’s invective is a sign of weak thinking and unprincipled politicking.
Again: While some Republicans and some conservative bloggers have condemned Coulter's slur, the question is: Will any conservative voices demand that CPAC rule out any future Coulter appearances?

[ cf TPM:Conservative Blogger Calls On CPAC To Nix Future Coulter Appearances ]
Gosh, Golly, Gee Whiz....

How Exactly IS any of this suppose to play itself out, and that in a time of transferring the tax liability unto the unborn, while the Failed Klintonesta Nation Building Project of Restoring the Wetlands in Iraq, is being fobbed off as more of a war than when the Failed Klintonesta were wagging the dog about regime change in Iraq, and bombing them on a regular enough schedule....

Please, NeoConDweezles, please, take one more bold and Courageous Stand...

Please, Any Time Now...

More importantly, why should folks consider 'civility' a value, when the Whole Nation is in the Most Heroic of ALL HOLY CRUSADES!!! EVER!!!
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Headlines we are still waiting to see

800,000 Privileged Youths Enlist To Fight In Iraq
Not like I Am holding my breath...

But one is tempted to ask, what if america had been attacked on 09/11, how many of the Great War Heroes of the commentors who would have loved to have been more of a war hero by commenting at well known Fighting 101st Keyboardists, but, well, it would be, so difficult to get involved....

You Know, the militantly proud to be more Pro-War than any of the rest....