February 22nd, 2007

yellow_elephant

Hey Kids, Not Only Is Harry Potter Going To Iraq...

We are going to get Prince Pickles, from japan, to bring the Japanese Defense Forces to help buttress the Greater American Co-Prosperity Sphere:
Perky cartoon character Prince Pickles — with saucer eyes, big dimples and tiny, booted feet — poses in front of tanks, rappels from helicopters and shakes hands with smiling Iraqis. […]

As Japan sheds its postwar pacifism and gears up to take a higher military profile in the world, it is enlisting cadres of cute characters and adorable mascots to put a gentle, harmless sheen to its Self-Defense Forces deployments.

“Prince Pickles is our image character because he’s very endearing, which is what Japan’s military stands for,” said Defense Ministry official Shotaro Yanagi. “He’s our mascot and appears in our pamphlets and stationery.”

[ cf If you want a picture of the future, imagine an adorable cartoon character stepping on a human face—forever ]
Well, that sort of says it...

Be All That You Can Be!!!!

But more importantly can Captain Marvel Still Smack Down Prince Pickles??? Hum???
yellow_elephant

You Daily Dosage Of Post-Surrrealism

"Bringing a Message of Hope and Deliverance to White Christian America! A Message of Love NOT Hate!"
[ cf http://www.kkk.com/ ]
When there is just not enough Total WackoRy in a day....

Folks who have what it takes to step out and remember that we are all in the currrent Most Holiest OF All HOLY CRUSADES, EVER!!!! to save our white christian america from the Nancy Pelosi Evil Demonic Voodoo Zombie Dust Bunnies Of Despair....
yellow_elephant

And The Brutal Liberal Repression Continues!!!!

A South Korean man is going to prison for accepting at least two (M) million dollars to secretly work on Iraq's behalf to influence the U-N oil-for-food program.
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A jury rejected claims that Park was a middleman representing U-N interests in relieving the pain of Iraqis under Saddam Hussein.

Earlier today, the judge refused to dismiss charges against Texas oilman Oscar S. Wyatt Junior, Houston-based Bayoil U-S-A sole shareholder David Chalmers Junior and trader Ludmil Dionissiev.

[ citing S. Korea businessman gets 5 years in U.N. oil-food scheme ]
A Measly Little $2 Million Concession!!!!

I mean what is with the wacky american radical left wing extremists in the judicial system that consider it a crime to accept a commission to help facilitate the process of transacting transactions in Iraq....

I mean, what Next, they are going to get all wanky about the Billions of Unaccountable American Dollars that has gone walkies during the current Americans For America Program in Iraq???