February 14th, 2007

yellow_elephant

Spot The Iranianists

Well boys and girls, did you spot the Iranianists in the Evil Liberal Media????

For those of you who are not sure, let us look at the HORROR of yesterday's Evil Iranianist Propoganda that the Evil Liberal Media Meat Puppets were spewing on behalf of their Evil Iranian Pay Masters!!!!

There was the Shooting In Utah, which was so unsure, and no one was clear on why or how it happened.

Then there was the Shooting In Pennsylvanian, and again the same Evil Iranianists Propoganda Line!!!

Rather than Point out the Clearly, Intuitively Obvious, that the Bombing In Algeria, and the attacks in america were all a part of the Ongoing Iranian Flying Saucer Attacks, and that they were Attacking Inside of America Again precisely because there are people who are unwilling to Support the Greatest Military Leader EVER!!!! In his Most Holyiest Of All Holy Crusades Against All Monsters Everywhere!!!

And thus the Evil Iranianists Are Unmasked as the Demonic Force That They ARE!!!
yellow_elephant

Are Your FruitBats Hating More And Enjoying It less???

a h/t to the folks at hullabaloo for this giggler:
Frank Gaffney, one of the country's most influential and well-connected neoconservatives, has a column in today's Washington Times in which he argues that the debate taking place in Congress over the war in Iraq constitutes treason. Gaffney specifically argues that the condemnations of Douglas Feith from Sen. Rockefeller "really should be a hanging offense."

Gaffney begins his column by purporting to quote Abraham Lincoln. Gaffney claims that Lincoln said:
Congressmen who willfully take actions during wartime that damage morale and undermine the military are saboteurs and should be arrested, exiled, or hanged.

This quote has become a favorite weapon for those who want to criminalize criticism of the Leader and the War. Jack Murtha's opponent in the last election, Diana Irey, cited this quote while discussing Murtha's opposition to the war.

[ cf Neoconservatives hate liberty as much as they love war ]
Of course there is the grand comedy under it all.....

That the Military is dropping its standards and taking in more Felons to make quota, because the pro-war crowd wants to stay home and become the next Rush Limbaugh Or Karl Rove....

Ah yes, the Great War Heroes who are all so much more Patriotically corrector than thou...
yellow_elephant

More Reasons To Bomb Canada ( The Iranian Crisis.... )

Well, now we know that Iran is populated by terrorists!!!!
A booby-trapped car blew up a bus owned by the Revolutionary Guards on Wednesday, killing 18 people in a border city in southeast Iran where security forces and drug smugglers often clash, Iran's IRNA news agency said.

The semi-official Fars News Agency said Jundollah (God's soldiers), a group Iran has linked to al Qaeda, claimed responsibility. The group has been blamed for past kidnappings and killings in the area.

[ cf Bus bombed in southeast Iran, agency says 18 dead ]
QED!!!!

That being established, we have no other choice BUT to bomb canada until Canada gives up it's Unamerican Ways and releases it's Inner Americanism!!!

All Hail Great Leader!!! For his soon to be worked out Iraqi Plan will clearly call for Far Greater Bombing Of Canada to release it's Inner Americanism and Join the Greater American Co-Prosperity Sphere!!!