February 13th, 2007


An Orientation Issue....

Hey kids, what if the House had debated the plan to restore the iraqi wetlands BEFORE the president accidentally put american troops into Iraq because of the Evil Liberal Media Meat Puppets Drum Beating For War had forced the President to accept the UN Mandate to have the place fumigated!!!!

So Should Congress work on whether or not we are going to restore the Iranian Wetlands as a part of protecting america from the Growing Threat Of iranian flying Saucers...

How to know that the Evil Klintonestas Are Evil And Klintonesta!!!

Because the current Evil Klintonesta in the white house is proposing to Kapitulate to the North Koreans and adopt the Failed Pre-911 Policy of Appeasement!!!! ( cf North Korean breakthrough in talks over nuclear program )

I mean could anyone believe that a War President would be such a Kapitulationist Appeasing Kut And Runner, were it not for the fact that as the TreehuggerInChief he is the manifestation of KlintonestaIsm!!!!

More Reasons To Bomb Canada ( The Utah Terrorists Crisis.... )

Gosh!!! Golly!!!! Gee Whiz Wally!!!
Police in the US state of Utah are investigating why a teenage gunman opened fire in a shopping centre, killing five people.

The 18-year-old man, whose name has not been released, fired at shoppers in the Trolley Square Mall in Salt Lake City on Monday evening

[ cf Police probe deadly Utah shooting ]
Can there be any doubt about the Threat Of Iranian Flying Saucers????

Without The True Faith In The True Divinity Of Great Leader!!! That is the Foundation of the Leadership Principle, and the Clear And Compelling Conclusion of the argument from intelligent design, there is no other place to go but to become the Dupe Of Iranian Flying Saucers!!!!

Clearly only by Bombing the Unamericanism Out Of Canada can americans be free from any Doubt In the Leadership Principle and the Need for More Faith Tanks that will provide clearer guidelines on the Positive Principles of Positive Great Leaderisms!!!! Because Great leader Is GREAT!!!

Tet Offensive Crisis.... )

Gosh!!! Golly!!!! Gee Whiz The Komrade Party leader McCain!!!
"By the way, a lot of us are also very concerned about the possibility of a, quote, 'Tet Offensive.' You know, some large-scale tact that could then switch American public opinion the way that the Tet Offensive did," the Arizona senator said.
[ cf McCain Says "Tet"-Like Offensive Could Make Americans Favor Iraq War
( emphasis in citation ) ]
Can there be any doubt about the Threat Of Iranian Flying Saucers????

Yes, when the Iranians Come Marching In from the North And West over the Ho Chi Mihn trail to attack cities all across Iraq, the American People will finally clearly see the difference between the attacking cities all across Iraq and the current process in which there are attacks across Iraq in Cities....

There you have it boys and Girls!!! The Clear And Compelling Proof that now more than ever we MUST BOMB the unamericanism out of Canada so that they will release their Inner Americanism to help americanise the americanization of the Greater American Co-Prosperity Spheree!!!!

All Hail Great Leader!!! For He Has Electrolytes!!! What Plants Want!!!

And so do so many of his great supporters.... and lesser jock straps as well...

Evil Liberal Media Meat Puppets Cause Evil Doing Evil Doers

Late Update: Tony Snow got kicked around like crazy on this this morning in the press briefing. The upshot of Snow's comments seemed to be that the press is forcing this Iran weapons "narrative" on the White House. More on that soon.
[ cf Tpm ]

There they are!!! At It Again!!!! Those Drum Beaters For War DEMANDING that the President use his special Zel Miller Laser Death Ray Eyes to Destroy the Iranian Flying Saucers!!!

Should The War President Tell Him????

That really IS our most burning question when we notice:
The chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff says he has seen no intelligence showing that the Iranian government is supplying Iraqi militias with explosives for use against Americans.
[ cf Evidence of Iran link uncertain, Pace says ]
Well should the War President LEAK to the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff the Super Duper extra Special Sauce that shows exactly where and how the Iranian Flying Saucers have been crossing into Iraq and using their Zel Miller Laser Death Ray Eyes!!!!

Or would that be, well, you know, revealing to 'the enemy' the fact that the War President is aware that there are others out there....

The Evil Liberal Persecution Continues!!!

A U.S. federal grand jury has indicted a former high-ranking U.S. intelligence official and a defense contractor linked to the bribery scandal that sent a former U.S. congressman to prison.

Media reports say the former third-highest official at the U.S. Central Intelligence Agency (CIA), Kyle "Dusty" Foggo, and California-based defense contractor Brent Wilkes were charged Tuesday with fraud and conspiracy in connection to large government contracts Wilkes' company received.

One of Wilkes' companies was also implicated in the trial of Congressman Randy "Duke" Cunningham last year.

The Californian Republican admitted he accepted more than $2 million in bribes in exchange for sending government contracts to companies controlled by Wilkes and another businessman. He was sentenced to more than eight years in prison last March.

[ citing CIA Official, Defense Contractor to Face Conspiracy Charges ]
Should The Voice Of America be actively ENGAGED in spreading defeatist propoganda???

You would think that in a time of transferring the tax liability unto the unborn that more americans would be more willing to more patriotically corrector than thou support the need to sell as much influence as the market can bear at the free market way of winning everything, just as it had won the cold war!!!

But OH NO!!! The evil liberals have to just go on persecuting everyone they dislike because they are all just hateful people who hate that others can buy the best government that money can get them!!!

Bad Liberals!!! Bad! Bad! Bad Liberals!!!!

Say Good Bye To The Old American Dream....

Because soon we will have a new and improved family sized jumbotron American Dream, if the Defeatist Cut And Run Appeasers back Mit Romney rather than supporting The Great leader!!!!
Mitt Romney set out his optimistic vision of a “New American Dream” on Tuesday in a speech laden with 50 references to “America”, as he became the latest Republican to officially declare his ambitions for the 2008 presidency.
[ cf Romney lays down challenge to Republican rivals ]
I Mean He Can NOT BE SERIOUS???? Now Can he???

I mean how could americans tolerate the Idea of Abandoning Great Leader while our troops are on the bulwark of freedom bring peace, prosperity, and happiness to everyone everywhere!!!!

Clearly voting for anyone other than Great Leader would be stabbing our troops in the Back!!!

And besides, why would we want to give up the Old American Dream, where the War President Rules by divine decree and all are happy and blessed that the Great Leader is Great!!!

All Hail Great Leader!!! For Great Leader Has Electrolytes!!! They are what Plants Want!!! And Plants KNOW what they want in a Great Leader!!!

More Reasons To Bomb Canada ( The Gay Star Trek Crisis.... )

George Takei, the original "Star Trek" cast member, said he went public about being gay after Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger vetoed the same-sex marriage bill in 2005.
[ cf Schwarzenegger Veto Pushed Sulu Out of the Closet ]
I Mean, ZOMGZ!!!

The Governor Of The Nation-State Of California is Making Gay People!!!!

Can there be any doubt about the Pirate Canadianist Ways Here!!!!!

More Reasons To Bomb Canada ( The Childless Marriage Crisis.... )

Yes Boys And FruitBats, the Patriotic March Of Progress is Progressively Marching Past Postal
A group of gay-marriage supporters could begin collecting signatures today for a November ballot initiative that would limit marriage in Washington to couples willing and able to have children.

The measure would also dissolve the union of those who remain childless three years after marrying.

[ cf Ban Childless Marriages ]
Making America! American!!!!

Clearly this is the sort of Go Forward Strategy That provides the clear and compelling argument for Bombing Canada to stop the Anti-Americanism of the Pirate Canadianists and Release Their Inner Americanism!!!

More Radical Left Liberal Wing Oppression ( The Kansas Crisis )

Oh Mien Gott Im Himmel The Radical Left Liberal Wing Has Gone TOTALLY LOOPY with it's extremism:
With little discussion, the Kansas Board of Education this afternoon repealed the controversial science standards that cast doubt on evolution.

The board voted 6-4 — along its moderate-conservative fault lines — to adopt new standards that eliminated most of the old standard’s criticism of evolution, which mainstream scientists said was unwarranted and unscientific.

Supporters of the change said they hope the board — and the state — can now move on to other issues.

“I think it’s a great day for Kansas,” said Mary Ralstin of Shawnee, a mother of four who came to watch the board meeting.

[ cf Kansas board reverses decision on evolution ]
How Much Longer Can Americans Tolerate This Type Of Radical Extremist Onslaught and Oppression!!!!

Today the Radical Extremists Attack the Argument From Intelligent Design, and we all know that this is all a part of the Brutal And Repressive Effort To Stab Our VALIANT FIGHTINNG FORCES IN THE BACK!!!! By abandoning the Divine Rights of a War President that are Given Him By The Mystical And Majical Powers of the Argument From Intelligent Design!!!!

How much longer will americans tolerate this before the Repressive Radical Extremists call for allowing Canada to be Canadianist!!!! Can Americans Abandon Canada to the Canadianists Pirates and their Gay Marriage Only Initiatives????

How Much Longer Must We Wait for the Divine Wrath of the Holy VOCHAS Crusaders to take up the Holy Crusade of Rescuing Kansas from the Jack Booted Radical Extremists!!!!

And the Evil Liberal Oppressors Here Are Whom Again???

The Securities and Exchange Commission has begun to take steps on two fronts to protect corporations, executives and accounting firms from investor lawsuits that accuse them of fraud.
Institutional investors and some analysts expressed alarm at the developments, noting that the number of shareholder lawsuits was declining significantly. “It is clear from these actions that this is a commission intent on reversing seven decades of rule making, by Democrats and Republicans, that have protected investors and opposed shielding auditors,” said Lynn E. Turner, a former chief accountant at the commission and the managing director of research at Glass Lewis, an adviser to large shareholders. “This administration and this agency are very pro-business and anti-investor.”

[ cf S.E.C. Seeks to Curtail Investor Suits
( Emphasis mine ) ]
Blink? Blink????

now remind me again how this new and improved capitalist system can devolve into a class war between the business players andd the investing class....



Bomb Canada!!!

yeah, that's the Ticket!!!

The Evil Klintonesta Are Coming The Evil Klintonesta Are Coming!!!

The United States on Tuesday held out as a model for Iran a deal under which North Korea will take steps toward giving up nuclear arms, and analysts said it might bolster Iranians who favor talks with the West.

White House spokesman Tony Snow called the deal a "template," but some analysts cautioned that the United States would have less leverage with Iran than with impoverished, communist North Korea.

[ cf U.S. holds out North Korea deal as model for Iran
Like Dude!!!

The Colours Man!!! I mean, like Wow Man, Groovey!!!!

That 1994 Kapitulationist Appeaser Cut And Run Doggrel that is being retread and trod out again for the same NoKo's Who At This Very Minute Are Working In their Super Secret Sinister Island Fortress Of Death to Create More Evil Nancy Pelosi Voodoo Zombie Dust Bunnies Of Despair to destroy our White Christian America, and the Evil Liberal Media Meat Puppets, including the stand up comedianne Tony Snow, who has been socking them sideways with his dead pan wit at the White House Comedy Improv Shop, are merely offering us more of that same old Failed Pre-911 Liberalism!!!!

Clearly NOW more than ever We MUST BOMB CANADA to save America For Americanism!!!

More Reasons To Bomb Canada ( The Algerian Crisis.... )

Clearly Things are heating up as the Islamic Radicalists Lay Siege To Algiers:
An organisation calling itself Al-Qaeda of the Islamic Maghreb has claimed responsibility for the seven bomb blasts in Algeria which killed at least 10 people on Tuesday. Previously known as the Salafist group for preaching and combat, Algerian al-Qaeda made the claim in a telephone call to an Arabic television station in Morocco.
[ cf Al-Qaeda group claims Algerian bombings ]
Can there Be ANY More Doubt about why we can no longer tolerate the UnAmericanism Of Canada!!!!

For those who may not recall,
Islamists began an armed revolt in 1992 after the then military-backed authorities, fearing an Iran-style revolution, scrapped a parliamentary election that an Islamist political party, the Islamic Salvation Front (FIS), was set to win.

Up to 200,000 people were killed in the ensuing bloodshed. The violence has sharply subsided in the past few years.

[ cf Algeria hit by bombings, six dead ]
Which makes it clear that allowing public elections is not always a wise or safe thing.

Fortunately here in america there is no threat of americans accidentally failing to vote for Great Leader And His Greatness!!!!

got Courts?

One really does have to wonder why we are wasting all of this time and money on failing to convict mere political dissedents, when we could just as easily allow the Great Leader to unilaterally use his special powers as a war president, and his zel miller laser death ray eyes, to simply seek out and destroy all evil dissenters who are not supporting the president as much a they should....

One case is still in flight:
Editor’s note: Despite spending an estimated $80 million, the government was unable to prove that Dr. Sami Al-Arian was a terrorist, yet he remains in prison and his sentence will likely be extended. Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist Chris Hedges warns that the abusive imprisonment of this nonviolent Palestinian dissenter does not bode well for the rest of us.
[ cf The Road Map to Despotism ]
I mean why did they even bother sending this person through a court system where there would be a jury trial???

Why not have the Divine Will Decided By The Divine Decider????

That would have saved the tax payers the cost, and would have speedily and fairly followed the clear and compelling argument from intelligent design through to the logical conclusion that evil doers must be punished for not supporting the Great Leader!!!

All Hail Great Leader!!!