January 24th, 2007

yellow_elephant

got Civilian Reserve Corp....

WOW!!!! Not since they announced the increase in the Choco Ration, based upon the Most Glorious And Victorious of All Military Victories On The Malabar Front, has Great Leader Been Greater than to raise up a New And Improved Family Sized
Civilian Reserve Corp
that will be like a military reserve corp but without having to be a military reserve corp....

Now one can be all that they wanted to be, but without actually having been a part of the military, but like as if they had been a part of the military, to do the things that the military would have done, if the military had been doing those things and/or able to hire the people who would have done those things but at the current time there is still that problem of convincing americans to follow their political posturing into practice....

WOW!!!!!

Go Great Leader!!!! Go!!!!

UPDATE: Folks the
Civilian Reserve Corp
may be the president's new mission to mars, or it could be a blue dress red herring that he stuffed into the State of the Union Address, in lieu of some yellow cake, or it could be.... But hold it, the so called super secret plot that the brits were alledged to have foiled has been the new yellow cake, so that would have been the new yellow cake, so this has to be the new Orange.... or new Pink, which ever is the new Blue Dress As Red Herrirng...

I hope that clears this up.
yellow_elephant

got Idiocracy Deluxe???

Assuming that we can believe that the national level of stoopidity really took the big leap with
DIEBOLD VOTING MACHINE KEY COPIED FROM PHOTO AT COMPANY'S OWN ONLINE STORE!
- we have to wonder, should the security of the american voting system really matter any moreere than ever beforere???

I mean electrolites, what plants want!!! is a central reason for continuing the effort to restore the wetlands in Iraq and use the great Gater-aid Substitute Planter-Aid, because it has electrolites...

Besides, service leads to citizenship, and now with the new and improved Civilian Reserve Corp, it is possible that some civilians will be as civilian as others, only more so...

So RELAX!!! Votes, it is what the Body Politic Wants - so why not feed them on the new Voter-Aide, because it has electrolites...
yellow_elephant

That Obama Schooling Crisis....

Americans SHOULD thank the find Folks At Faux News for rallying around the flag and raising the core question of whether Obama is a terrorist trained child!!!! Since it has force the Obama to concede the central part of the complaint:
All of the claims about Senator Obama’s faith and education raised in the Insight Magazine story and repeated on Fox News are false. Senator Obama was raised in a secular household in Indonesia by his stepfather and mother. Obama’s stepfather worked for a U.S. oil company, and sent his stepson to two years of Catholic school, as well as two years of public school. As Obama described it, “Without the money to go to the international school that most expatriate children attended, I went to local Indonesian schools and ran the streets with the children of farmers, servants, tailors, and clerks.” [The Audacity of Hope, p. 274]
[ cf AmPravda: Obama’s Religion and Schooling ]
Can THERE BE ANY MORE DOUBT????

Do God Fearing White Christian Americans want some Papist on the Seat Of The Leader of the Free World???

Do we want Papists Engaged In Destroying Our White Christian America with their Idol Worshipping Demonic Satanic Kult Ritualism!!!!

That is what Americans MUST ASK!!!! and Answer!!!!

All HAIL GREAT LEADER!!!!! For He is not a papist Pawn of the Anti-Christ bent Upon destroying our white christian America with his heathenist ways!!!
yellow_elephant

got product Placement....

Ok, for those following along at home, we h/t The Geico Supreme Court for noting Matt Yglesias Baby Einstein plug play in the recent Productization Speach Of The Nation By Great Leader, a wholely owned Subsidiary of the Great Greatness Corporation!!!

I'm not reallly sure that I totally disagree with digby or yglesias on this idea that there is more money to be made in the whole Product Placement and Corporate Sponsorship idea - I just worry that there is this sort of latent failed Pre-911 Liberal Cultural Malaise lurking underneath that some how the 'truth in advertising' laws should be, well, legal, and applicable....

I mean would we really want to limit the Great Super Duper Extra Special Powers of a War President by constraining them under law stuff??? Even if it might help clarify which corporations should be woofing up the old buckage to pay their fair share for the product placement and sponsorship fees - just like they would pay any other shill or flunky....

Since of Course a Great War President, is GREAT!!!! Because they have electrolytes - and electrolytes are what plants want.
yellow_elephant

got HealthCareCost Savings....

oh dear, the doubting thomas's - how can they not support Maixmal Leader's Great Greatness Of Health Care Caring!!!! I am just shocked that Partial Meme Abortion fails to take into the account the reality check that the folks who are using medical care are costing more in overhead to the insurance companies than those folks who do not both them by using health care services....

I mean you don't have to be all that smart to know that the persons who use health care services are the leading cause that the system costs so much!!!

Clearly as we put the persons who use the health care services in the Super Special Secret Civilian Reserve Corp that can be shipped overseas to fight against the space aliens and monsters, then the folks here in america will no longer be persecuted by the sort of folks who spend all of the health care services, and need to be doing their part to stop the Dangerous TYPES overseas!!!!

All Hail Great Leadere!!! Because he has Electrolytes - which is what plants want....
yellow_elephant

give up the slaying and slewing, why???

help me out here my wimp liberal friends:
MOODY AIR FORCE BASE: The US Defence Department today unveiled what it called a revolutionary heat-beaming weapon that could be used to control mobs or repel foes in conflicts like Iraq and Afghanistan.

The so-called Active Denial System causes an intense burning sensation causing people to run for cover, but no lasting harm, officials said.

"This is a breakthrough technology that's going to give our forces a capability they don't now have," Theodore Barna, an assistant deputy undersecretary of Defence for advanced systems and concepts, told Reuters. "We expect the services to add it to their tool kit. And that could happen as early as 2010."

The weapon, mounted on a Humvee, uses a large rectangular dish antenna to direct an invisible beam toward a target. It includes a high-voltage power unit and beam-generating equipment and is effective at more than 500 meters.

Existing counter-personnel systems designed not to kill – including bean bag munitions and rubber bullets – work at little more than "rock-throwing distances," said Marine Col. Kirk Hymes, director of the Pentagon's Joint Non-Lethal Weapons Directorate.

[ cf US eyes heat-beaming weapon by 2010 ]
and this is a gooder than the disrupter ray guns, why????

HUM???
yellow_elephant

how many divisions does the Senate have?

Thought Experiment:
Q What if the Senate passes a resolution saying, this is not a good idea. Will that stop you?

VICE PRESIDENT CHENEY: It won't stop us, and it would be, I think detrimental from the standpoint of the troops, as General Petraeus said yesterday. He was asked by Joe Lieberman, among others, in his testimony, about this notion that somehow the Senate could vote overwhelmingly for him, send him on his new assignment, and then pass a resolution at the same time and say, but we don't agree with the mission you've been given.

Q So you're moving forward no matter what the consequences?

VICE PRESIDENT CHENEY: We are moving forward. We are moving forward. The Congress has control over the purse strings. They have the right, obviously, if they want, to cut off funding. But in terms of this effort, the President has made his decision. We've consulted extensively with them. We'll continue to consult with the Congress. But the fact of the matter is, we need to get the job done. I think General Petraeus can do it. I think our troops can do it. And I think it's far too soon for the talking heads on television to conclude that it's impossible to do, it's not going to work, it can't possibly succeed.

[ cf Transcript: CNN Interview with Cheney ]
All Hail The Great Glory!!!

Or is that what this new Civilian Reserve Corp is all about - the new VolksGrenediers who will be holding the ground as the troops have gone forward to win the winningest wins....

Ah yes, I feel so much safer knowing that thank god, it is not like the president needs to have any sort of consultation relationship with the Senate about the state and nature of the president's preferred wetland restoration projects overseas.....

But, oh well, All Hail Great Leader!!! For He Has Electrolytes, what plants want...
yellow_elephant

More Evil Liberal Persecution....

Hum... what if:
Q We're out of time, but a couple of issues I want to raise with you. Your daughter Mary, she's pregnant. All of us are happy. She's going to have a baby. You're going to have another grandchild. Some of the -- some critics, though, are suggesting, for example, a statement from someone representing Focus on the Family:

"Mary Cheney's pregnancy raises the question of what's best for children. Just because it's possible to conceive a child outside of the relationship of a married mother and father, doesn't mean it's best for the child."

Do you want to respond to that?

THE VICE PRESIDENT: No, I don't.

Q She's obviously a good daughter --

THE VICE PRESIDENT: I'm delighted -- I'm delighted I'm about to have a sixth grandchild, Wolf, and obviously think the world of both of my daughters and all of my grandchildren. And I think, frankly, you're out of line with that question.

Q I think all of us appreciate --

THE VICE PRESIDENT: I think you're out of -- I think you're out of line with that question.

Q -- your daughter. We like your daughters. Believe me, I'm very, very sympathetic to Liz and to Mary. I like them both. That was just a question that's come up and it's a responsible, fair question.

THE VICE PRESIDENT: I just fundamentally disagree with your perspective.

[ cf Transcript: CNN Interview with Cheney ]
How Dispicable!!!!

How Disgusting!!!!

To bring in a persons actual lived family values into a discussion about how family values are what we are out there killing Ferrign Devils For.... Those Sick Liberal Media Meat Puppets have no respect for the sanctity of the distictions between what persons should be held acountable for and what they actually can be accounted for in a time of transferring the tax liabilities unto the unborn, and that that while we are so God Fearingly And Patriotically, and THEOLOGICALLY CORRECTLY, restoring the wetlands of Iraq to keep our white christian america american!!!!!

All Hail Great Leader!!! For He has Electrolytes, what Plants Want!!!
yellow_elephant

more Evil Liberal Persecution.... The Bad Stuff

Oh How They MISS the Point!!!
The New York Times checks in on democracy in Iraq, where "nearly every session" of the parliament has been adjourned since November... because as few as 65 of the 275 members there showed up.

Why? It's irrelevant: "Deals on important legislation, most recently the oil law, now take place largely out of public view, with Parliament — when it meets — rubber-stamping the final decisions." Also, the country is very dangerous, and despite the $120,000 salary, the members say they can't afford adequate protection -- one member says that he uses 40 guards when he's in Iraq, and the salary only buys 20. And, well, there's the fact that the job has inevitably disappointed members who "were here for the game, for prestige, for the money,” as one puts it.

[ cf Today's Must Read ]
And the problem here is what???

Hello!!! Simply because the Iraqi's have no pressing business to pass through their parliment is no reason to whine that it has not been doing the job it was elected to do.... I mean wouldn't americans be happier if they knew that their elected representatives were not meeting to frivilously waste the tax payers time with trivial details....

Besides having a parliment that knows how to rubber stamp decision limits the level of tension and irritability that a country has when the Radical Left Wing Extremists OPPOSE god's divinely appointed Great Leader!!!

So maybe it's time for the Evil Liberal Media Meat Puppets to stop whining about the things they do not like about Iraq and learn to support the supportive parts!!! and the good news when they get it!!!!

Al Hail Great leader!!! For he has electrolytes, What Plants WANT!!!!