January 10th, 2007

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Oh Where, Oh Where Are The VOCHAS today....

If we are to believe the EVIL LIBERAL MEDIA MEATPUPPETS then some 61% of Americans Favor Satanism and Al-Qaeda rather than support the Presidents New And Improved Sparkly Pony Moments About More Enhanced Stay The Course In Iraq!!!!

Meanwhile there are Alledged Members of Congress who Not ONLY want to vote against The President, but clearly want to make this the First Openly Satanic Vodoo Zombie Cult Ritualist Nation Based Upon Bathing In The Fresh Blood of Blonde, Blue Eyed, White Christian American Teenage Female Girl Cheerleaders In Blue Dresses!!!!

I don't mean to sound strident here, but it gravely concerns me that STILL the VOCHAS have not mounted up their Big White Chargers to ride over the Ridge and save the Settlers from the Dark And Sinister Evil Nancy Pelosi Driven Voodoo Zombie Dust Bunnies Of Despair!!! Which of course was why they had self exempted from doing their patriotic duty in the current Holy Crusade to restore the wetlands In Iraqi!!!!

When will the Great Military Leader unleash the Righteous Wrath of Raging Ranker against the ongoing Ikky Yukky Poohperisms of the Left!!!!

Oh Where, Oh Where Are The VOCHAS today....
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got That Cool Somali Mission Accomplished T-Shirt Yet???

Hey Kids, what if the reports that they are now having more battles inside of Mogadishu, Violence engulfs Somali capital, were in some way Truthier??? Whether or not the American Air Strikes were Strikiere than Before-ere.

Mean while the God Hating America Bashing San Francisco Kultur of Death Offers Us:
After the United States launched air strikes on suspected al Qaeda fighters in Somalia, experts debated to what extent the United States should get involved militarily in the anarchic country embroiled in a years-long civil war.

"Nothing you do militarily comes without a political cost," said Anthony Cordesman, an expert on terrorism and the U.S. military at the Center for Strategic and International Studies in Washington. "But if you don't act because of the risk of hostile political perception, you're going to create a far worse future."

Other experts questioned whether the priority for the United States in Somalia right now should be trying to hunt down suspected terrorists.

[ cf Opportunity, peril seen for U.S. in Somalia
Experts divided on value of air strikes against terror targets
]
How Quickly THEY forget!!!

Clearly, when the President stepped into the Well Of The Congress to deliver his "this day of imfamy" speach, with the Clarion, Clear And Compelling, Call for TOTAL VICTORY in Somalia, to defeat the Evil Somalian Flying Saucers that had attacked America On 09/11/20001, all americans KNEW that there was no other choice but to build the time machine, with star gate technology, and put our Valiant Fighting Forces Through It to Protect america from Somalia EVER getting Flying Saucer Technology!!!

Or was it the other way around.

Be That As It May, do americans REALLY need to be Truthier about which wars against which national Flying Saucer Technology we have always been against???

Clearly the AMERICAN PEOPLE gave the President the Clear And Compelling Mandate to WIN! WIN! WIN!!! until all of the Mission Accomplished Dances had been DONE!!!! And IN a Blue Dress!!!
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got Blue Suede Surge???

Wow!!!! More Radical Left Wing Extremists Come Limping OUT of the wood work to protect themselves from getting sucked up by the press gangs and shipped off to the Eastern Front. Komrade Party Members at the God Hating America Bashing Anti-War, Anti-Military The Washington Times embark upon their defeatists, cut and run, appeaser propoganda:
Republican lawmakers, usually a rooting section for President Bush, will give him a tough audience tonight as he tries to persuade the nation that all is not lost in Iraq and that the U.S. military should send more troops.

"I do not support sending any additional troops," said Sen. Arlen Specter, Pennsylvania Republican. "If we can achieve a victory, it's going to have to be realistic."

Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison, Texas Republican, said that in the beginning she thought more troops were needed, but "putting more troops in now depends on where they will go and what they will be doing." She added that "it's just too early to tell" whether she will support a surge.

"We haven't heard the president yet," she said.

[ cf Republicans not rushing to support surge ]
Where IS the Love???

Where is all of that imfamouse
Support The War President!!!!
To Support The Tax Cuts!!!!
That had once been the stalwart heart throb of the Movement Conservatives????

Have they all decided to Hop Into A Blue Dress???
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Oh Where, Oh Where Are The VOCHAS today.... ( The Pelosi Persecution Of Smokers!!! )

U.S. House Speaker Rep. Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., Wednesday banned smoking from the Speaker's Lobby in the House building.

"The days of smoke-filled rooms in the United States Capitol are over," Pelosi said in a statement. "Medical science has unquestionably established the dangerous effects of secondhand smoke, including an increased risk of cancer and respiratory diseases. I am a firm believer that Congress should lead by example."

On Jan. 1, the District of Columbia banned smoking in public areas such as restaurants, but the House, under former Speaker Dennis Hastert, R-Ill., who set the House rules, exempted itself from D.C.'s new ordinance.

Legislators are still free to smoke in their offices.

[ cf Pelosi Bans Smoking In Speaker's Lobby ]
OH ME!!! OH MY!!!!

The Repressive Repression Is Repressing!!!

Why with this sort of radical extremism!!! what will americans come to expect???

Clearly ONLY the War President Unleashing The Bent Up Wrath Of The Righteously Wrathful Revenging Angles of The VOCHAS can save america now!!!!

IN A BLUE DRESS!!! The BEAST FROM THE PIT has been unleashed in a fashion challenged look, to boot!!!!

Clearly if there is no blue smoke haze, how ever will americans be able to feel safe that our traditional way of life has been maintained, and that we are all being kepts safe from the radical extremists of evil who do not understand
If The Blue Dress Does Not Fit!!!
Then You Must Acquitte!!!
which is one of the founding Biblical Literalisms that has kept this country safe from the Attacks of the Iranian Flying Saucers, that are launched from Somalia, except when they come from Canada....

Does that have the right sort of Hysterical tone to it???
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Where are the Air Strikes???

The Bush administration yesterday moved to boost U.S. oil and gas supplies by lifting a long-standing moratorium on drilling in Alaska's Bristol Bay, as OPEC accelerated plans to reduce supplies in order to prop up sagging crude prices.
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Meanwhile, as the line between environmental and energy policy continue to blur, California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger (R) announced a plan yesterday that would boost alternative fuels by requiring a 10 percent cut in the carbon content of vehicle emissions by 2020. He said it would be good for the nation's energy security while slowing climate change.

[ cf Bush Lifts Oil-Drill Ban in Alaska's Bristol Bay ]
UnHoly Defeatists Cut And Runner Kapitulationist Appeasers!!!!

Where has the Holy And Religious Faith in the Ability of the Inappropriate Application of Massive High Tech Weapons Delivery Systems to Solve All Problems gone???

In A Blue Dress????

Oh Mee!!! Oh Mye??? What ever will we do???

Clearly Great Leader Must Lead US!!! Or the Evil Doing Evil Doers, Will Be Evil! and Doinge!! And ERSe!!!

Remember, when it is about Oil and Saving their Profit Margin, no Level Of Hysteria Left Behind!!!!
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Where Is The Love??

The United States, facing growing international criticism over an air strike targeting al Qaeda suspects in Somalia, denied reports on Wednesday it had carried out further strikes.

A Somali government source and a local lawmaker said U.S. planes struck several sites on Wednesday after an assault on Monday against a village where the suspects were thought to be hiding.

But an official in Washington denied more strikes. "There have been no additional attacks," said one official.

U.S. government sources said U.S. ally Ethiopia, which defeated Islamist forces in a lightning war last month, had conducted further air strikes since Monday.

The Somali officials did not say how they distinguished between U.S and Ethiopian planes operating in the remote southern area where Islamists were driven after their defeat.

[ cf U.S denies reports of new Somalia air strikes ]
But aren't there enough Dead to spread around for all of the Heroic forces Of God's Divine Justice That Rains Death From The Sky???

Or is the new and improved story here, that when there are civilain deaths, it is someone else's work???

Or are we now saying that the Americans are unwilling to offer military support to Ethiopia, since Ethiopia Illegally Invaded Somalia, and we are real sticklers on this with invading a country, unless of course, the Ethiopian regime admits that it has accidentally inserted it's troops into Somalia to restore the iraqi^H^H^H^H^H somali wetlands, as a part of the Great And Glorious Victorious march to Total Victory in Vietnam^H^H^H^H^H^H^H Iraq^H^H^H^H Canada!!!

Bomb Canada With Ethiopia Aircraft so that those Gay ( yada, etc ) Pirate Canadianists understand that we are more than willing to do what MUST BE DONE to protect our White Christian American way of life.... In A Blue Dress
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More Reasons To Bomb Canada!!! - ( The Canuk Spy Coins )

Some days one worries that the forward march of Post Surrealism is taking, well, the Great Leap Forward as Great Leader Swims the Yellow River, check This Out:
The Defense Department is warning its American contractor employees about a new espionage threat seemingly straight from Hollywood: It discovered Canadian coins with tiny radio frequency transmitters hidden inside.

In a U.S. government report, the department said the mysterious coins were found planted on U.S. contractors with classified security clearances on at least three separate occasions between October 2005 and January 2006 as the contractors traveled through Canada.

The U.S. report does not suggest who might be tracking American defense contractors or why. It also doesn't describe how the Pentagon discovered the ruse, how the transmitters might function or even which Canadian currency contained them.
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The Canadian Security Intelligence Service said it knew nothing about the coins.

[ cf U.S. defense workers warned about Canadian spy coins ]
Can YOU say Blue Dress!!!

Thought you could...

Can There Be ANY DOUBT that we must WIN against the Gay ( yada, etc ) Pirate Canadianists, to protect our White Christian American Way Of Life....