January 9th, 2007

yellow_elephant

got War Reparations?

Hey Kids, did anyone else notice that the OTHER big Glaring Blow Up In Your Face HOLE in the whole Iraqi Study Group Report is that Minor Detail about War Reparations to cover the cost of all of the Damage that the Iraqi's have done!!!

I mean, what God Fearing Patriotic American can forget how in the run up to the
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that everyone KNEW that the Iranian Flying Saucers that Attacked on 09/11/2001 were all doing so under ORDERS from Iraq!!!

That the Attack on the Oklahoma City Bombing had been done on Super Secret Orders From Iraq!!!! that The Iraqi's were behind all of the dark and evil things, Like the Attack On Pearl Harbor ( remember boys and girls, the iraqi's were responsible for sending The Iranian Flying Saucers there too, and the Japanese were our alliese, and were trying to protect us from them, but the Evil Liberals In The Evil FDR administration, rather than invading Iraq, went to war with the wrong people!!!!).

There is also the Great Chicago Fire, The 1906 San Francisco earthquake, Al Gore, Ben Affleck, and at least two or three years of the Carter Administration, hence That Seventies Show, thus establishingly, clearly and compellingly, that Iraq is still attempting to Destroy Our White Christian America...

Can America REALLY leave Iraq without a Signed War Reparations Plan???
yellow_elephant

got Compelling News???

Hey Kids, Which IS the really winningist Newsie Like Information Stuff?
  • The new Apple iPhone?
  • The Princes' New Girl Friend?
  • That News Corp is not going to be leading the Paparazzi On That?
  • The War Winning Air Strikes In Somalia?
  • The War Winning Air Strikes In Iraq?
  • The War Winning Air Strikes In Afghanistan?
  • The Other War Winning Ways In Other Countries?
  • The Failure Of Congress To Finish the 9/11 Commissions Requests?
  • The Need to stop spending frivilously on the Not War Winning Stuff?
  • The Need to stop throwing more good american lives into the fray for no Purpose?
  • That Other New Cool Apple Product?
  • The New Enhanced MacRumours?
Or What????

Would this be a bad time to talk about actual economics? You Know Real Monetarist Issues?

Or should we just keep on acting like it really IS all the fault of the Clinton's????
yellow_elephant

got Surging Troopies...

I mean how can anyone DOUBT the clear and compelling need to Surge Troops into Somalia!!! Clearly at any point now the president will seriously consider the policy statement clarify how exactly this is all a part of the Glorious And Totally Victorious Victory over the Vietnamese, by Marching Ever Forward Into Cambodia....

So clearly With The Onward And Upward, can there be any doubt that after we have once again won as we would have won in Somalia, were it not for the clintons, we will finally be able to win the Wowie Zowie Totally Like Way Groovey Really Real Win in Vietnam, like we would have won, were it not for the clintons....

Thus, in this context, how can anyone doubt that the Greatest Military Leader, EVER!!! has the right to surge as many troops in Iraq as he will need to restore the Iraqi Wetlands.... So can we please get on with the New And Improved, And Ever MORE GLORIOUS victory against Iran, and Syria, and then North Korea, and Nigeria, and then ....

Be, All That You Would Have Been, if it were not for the clintons...
yellow_elephant

Unholy Defeatist Cut And Runner!!! (The Not Nominated)

President George W. Bush, bowing to the Senate's new Democratic majority, has dropped efforts to win confirmation of four appeals court nominees who generated partisan opposition.

Bush won't resubmit the nominations of Terrence W. Boyle, Defense Department counsel William J. Haynes II and William G. Myers III to seats on federal appeals courts, said White House spokeswoman Emily Lawrimore. A fourth nominee who also sparked controversy, Michael Wallace, withdrew last month from consideration for a seat on the New Orleans-based 5th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals.

``We are obviously disappointed that these nominees did not receive the fair consideration that they deserve,'' Lawrimore said. ``We hope the days of judicial obstruction are behind us.''

Senator Charles E. Schumer, a New York Democrat, welcomed the administration's retreat as a sign Bush ``is heeding the message from the November election.'' He said Democrats would work with the administration ``to confirm judges who are not extremists, either left or right.''

[ cf Four Appeals Court Choices Dropped From Consideration (Update1) ]
Well, at least the good news is that this Bush Guy is not going to be making any Important Policy Positions for what goes on with the Defense Department, and the Totally Glorious Total March Towards Total Victory....

I mean can you believe that they even allow such DEFEATIST CUT AND RUNNERS into the Administration...

And that in a time of transfering the tax liabilities unto the Unborn....

Why it is just disgraceful... I mean, would a Real War President be listening to the mere plebian masses???

HUM???
yellow_elephant

got Stoners???

How on God's Green Earth can the president's next speach on staying the course be 'the most important one of his presidency????

Wasn't the one that went out saying that we were no longer concerned about 9/11, Al-Qaeda and Osama Bin laden and needed to go into Iraq the MOST IMPORTANT SPEACH(ES) EVER!!!!

Will SOMEONE PLEASE SOBER UP THE EVIL LIBERAL MEDIA MEAT PUPPETS????