December 26th, 2006


Got Christianist Angst During The Nightmares Of Xmas???

Wow, what a boxing day Special:
Rep. Virgil H. Goode Jr. is standing by his demand for strict immigration controls that he said would prevent Muslims from gaining a majority in Congress and using the Quran during swearing-in ceremonies.

Islamic groups in the United States called on Goode's fellow Republicans to repudiate his remarks, which he first made in a letter attacking the use of the Quran in an unofficial oath-taking next month by the first Muslim elected to the House.

"I do not apologize and I do not retract my letter," Goode (R-Va.) told reporters Thursday.

Questioned later on Fox News Channel's "Your World," he said, "I am for restricting immigration so that we don't have a majority of Muslims elected to the House of Representatives."

[ cf Reps spar over Quran usage ]
Gosh, Golly, Gee Whiz....

What ever would happen if we adopted a policy of maintaining a Secularist Government, and did not have to embark upon the sort of "Ethnic" Cleansing that would, gosh, golly, Gee Whiz, demand that we take up arms and Slay And Slaughter our former Co-Religionists, who having opted to abandon their God Fearing White Christian American Episcoplianism for that Nigerianist Cult, you know, to maintain the Purity of the Majority in Congress, and hence the Purity of the Laws that we will derive from the Correct Interpretation of the One True And Only Biblical Analysis of Biblical Literalism...

I think that we are all Aware of WHERE Komrade Party Standard Leader Goode is coming from, since, well Komrade Party Member Goode KNOWS full well what happens when one allows the Evil Deviationalists to Be Evil And Deviational in their Theological Dogma!!!!! One loses control of the Senate Seat to the Former Secretary of the Navy under that Leftist Leaning, God Hating America Bashing Radical Extremist Ronald Reagan who wanted to turn the Nation into one Large Land of Astrology and Demon Worshippers!!!

Ah yes, now more than ever americans MUST demand that we Start The Greatest Of All Possible Holy Crusades against the Iranian Flying Saucers, or we will have to win that war here in the USofA when the Evil Iranian Flying Saucers return to do what they did on 09/11/2001!!!!

And that of course means that we MUST have More Tax Cuts, since clearly the MOST IMPORTANT THING, EVER!!!! In a Time of War is Tax Cuts!!!!

So choose you this day, where you will stand!!!! Do you stand with Jesus and More Tax Cuts, or are you on the Side of the Satanic And Sinister Nancy Pelosi Controlled Evil Voodoo Zombie Dust Bunnies of DESPAIR!!!! DESPAIR I TELL YOU!!!! DESPAIR!!!!

Can there be any doubt that this is CLEAR and COMPELLING PROOF that we must bomb canada...

More Reasons to bomb Canada!!! - ( The St. Mel Fiasco )

Oh dear Me, there are wars, pestilence, Fire, Famine, and the EVIL LIBERAL MEDIA MEATPUPPETS are reporting on
The morning heist in Flushing, Queens, yesterday seemed too bad to be true.

It happened at the Church of St. Mel during the 9 a.m. Christmas Mass, which was said in Italian. The parishioners had helped fill the safe in the sacristy with something north of $20,000, including money for needy children. The thieves, according to police and witness accounts, opened the safe, and lugged a heavy metal box with the money to a white sport utility vehicle with Vermont license plates.

[ cf Church Is Robbed During Christmas Mass ]
But there IS an upside here, eh no????

It shows that while the start of the Christianist Insurrection may be upon us, with the inevitable slaying and slewing, that follows after the massive weapons purchases that are doable, after the armed robberies, there is this, well, Cute Sense Of Irony in the target of the Funding Operations....

God but this gives that Xmas Season HOPE that while the Christianist Insurrection may turn into the usual bloody third world "ethnic" cleansing festival of free running blood in the street!!! It's not like they have lost any of that 30 Minute Sit Com Since of amusement about it all.

And the gag about Vermont, the First Socialist, nee COMMUNIST, strong hold of the Brutal Jack Boots Of Canadianist Onslaught, I mean, that is Like Just TOOO PRECIOUS!!!

So let us all gather together around the burning Hulk of the Anti-Co-Religionist Structure in your neighborhood, and call upon Great Leader to once again Unite the Nation by bombing Canada!!!!

And the GodJesusRobot give the Xmas Horror Present

AT least 36 Iraqis died yesterday in bombings, officials said, including a coordinated strike that killed 25 in western Baghdad.

Separately, the deaths of six United States' soldiers pushed the American toll beyond the number of victims in the September 11, 2001, attacks.

[ cf US death rate in Iraq tops carnage from 9/11 ]
What More Do We Need To Say???

Maybe it IS time for the VOCHAS to just simply apologize?

Another Horrifying Xmas Horror....

what can I say, went up to hang out with my Evil Liberal Friends in SF, and they tried to teach me,
Axial Tilt
IS the reason for the season
And in keeping with their Athisticalist Ways had decided that having a happy winter solstice time for a traditonal gift giving festival was good enough without having to bog it down with anything more complex than
It IS a Federal Holiday,
So you can Support the Holiday To Support The Troops,
Or YOU are on the side of the IkkyPoohperHeads!!!
I of course, personally, would have included at least a reference to
  • Iranian Flying Saucers
  • The Evil Nancy Pelosi Demonic Vodoo Zombie Dust Bunnies Of Despair
  • Tax Cuts!!!! Tax Cuts!!!! Tax Cuts
You know, so that it was much more, well, american!!!!

I mean we wouldn't Want Xmas to fall into the waste land of mere Heathen Alien Kult Rituals that Aliens were involved in, now would we???

Needless to say I organized to hang out with my modestly more Saner Friend on Xmas Day, as we shared about the deep inner symbolism of the Era, and the trajik Horror that things had been better than the year before, but that there were still scars... We of course felt that it would be better to do the south bay, and the weather reports were for rain in the north bay.... So we cruised around, and could not find any place that was both open, and was a place we would want to eat at.... Until we opted for Castro in Mountain View, and of course, the CORRECT PRACTICE, of the nice Turkish Place!!! But we stopped off in the nice chinese place across the way, picked up all sorts of nuts and bricka bracka and some extra maple syrup, you know, in the Anglo-Section...

The fall back plan was to make Belgian Waffles, because they are clearly MORE GeoMetrically Corrector Than Thou, which of course is ideologically Imperative in these Grim And Difficult Times...

after a charming Donner Salad, and the giggle moment, that the nice young lady, and her friend, who are on staff at the Turkish Restaurant in Sunnyvale, were out doing lunch in Moutain View, and my dear friend tried to invite them along since we were going to watch films...

I of course was a tad bit maudlin, since we do not have any of the Traditional Films for the season,
  • The Nightmare Before Xmas
  • Scrooged
  • Hand Maiden's Tale.
So instead we opted out for the amusement suite:
  • Charlie Chan At The Opera
  • Clerks II (not widescreen)
  • The Last Samurai
Since, well I had been aiming towards "a night at the opera" with the Marx Brothers, but the KOMMUNISTS who sold me the Marx Brother Set FAILED to include that one, and since I had picked up the Clearks II, and FAILED to notice that it was not the wide screen version, it was the TOTAL COMEDY that it was how I would want it to be as it showed up on Broadcast Tv - hey, a boy can dream, you know, of a Happier, Kinder, Gentler Time, after the Great Holy Wars, when the Christianists have all decided to Immigrate to the Great Lands To The West, because, well, gosh, they really want to go where Frodo Has Never Gone Before....

The choice of Last Samurai, is, well, a technical complication, and an effort to show that I am willing to engage in a little compromise, since I love the movie in spite of the unpleasant side effect that they got that Kultist Wack Job to show up and work the gig.... And let us behonest, I dislike his Schmarm Factor LONG before it was cool to wonder why the Department Of Homeland Security had not rounded up his insanity and shipped it off to Gitmo to grind all of the Anti-Americanism out of his ill begotten unAmericanisms....

needless to say we had Belgian Waffles, and enjoyed the films, and the ongoing Darkness And Gloom that settles on such a Winter's Night when the Axial Tilt Obliges the sun to stay away, because it no longer likes us any more because of the Evil Doing Evil Doers!!!! Who are Evil! And Doing!!! And ERS!!!!

{ now available on T-Shirts.... }

Ah yes, it is just NOT a Season, until you have seen the first book on "The Christmas Menorah", and the inevitable need to point out that there is a Wiki Entry on Mass but there is none for "Mas", and hence, the TRUE Kultic Religionist Holy Crusade Against the Evil Doing Evil Doers would of course be about restoring the second "S" so that it was Officially the state sponsored Dogma of "Christa Mass" vice "Christmas", and hence that we must Arm Ourselves for the slaying and slewing of the Unbelievers in a Strict Biblical Literalist Way as is consistent with the whole ANGST about "homosexuals" that is so grounded in a Firm Old Testament Concern about being able to be all that we can be in the Coming Ethnic Cleansing of the Land to keep it pure and Holy....

You know, rather than the sort of Woosie, Mamby Pamby, Pablum Puking Wankage about "putting the Christ back into Xmas" so that it would sould like a "christmas" and NOT a "Christ Mass" and hence, the sort of leftist Liberal State Sponsored Wishy Washy Religionist Civic Cult that does not have the Power And Strength to slay and slew Men, Women And Children, in an Old Testament Taking the Land Biblical Literalism, that will keep ones own protected in the Coming Most Holyiest Of Holy Wars against the Evil Doing Evil Doers!!!! Who are Evil! And Doing!!! And ERS!!!!

{ now available on T-Shirts.... At seasonal Discount Prices!!! own yours today, operators standing by! And Remember, Anything Less, and the TERRORISTS WIN!!!! }

So Remember Folks!!! Today is Boxing Day, and it is TIME to show the Heathenists that we are not a collection of Cut And Runner Appeasing Kapitulationist Defeatists and that we are morer than willing to wade into those hard corp shopping crowds to do our Slaying And Slewing to show the Chinese That we are UNAFRAID of a new Boxer Rebellion against our Divine Rights to Extra-Territoriality!!!!! So GET OUT THERE AND SHOP!!!!!

Or The Iranian Flying Saucers Will RETURN!!!!

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Torture? In Iraq???

Hey, check this out:
British troops supported by Iraqi forces raided a Basra prison unit [UK MOD press release] early Monday morning, freeing 127 prisoners detained in squalid conditions by a rogue Basra police squad suspected of torturing its prisoners. Following the raid, UK military spokesman Maj. Charles Burbridge said the serious crimes unit of the southern section of Basra was a front organization whose true purpose was to commit crimes and to execute the enemies of rebel cleric Moktada al-Sadr's Mahdi Army [ backgrounder], which dominates much of Basra. Burbridge said the prisoners were freed from inhumane conditions, and that many exhibited signs of torture, including crushed extremities, cigarette flesh burns, and gunshot wounds to the arms and legs. Seven gunmen were killed by the Iraqi and British forces during the three-hour raid, with no British casualties.

British troops raided the same Basra prison [JURIST report] in September 2005 to free two British soldiers who had been captured and detained by the serious crimes unit. The New York Times has more. BBC News has additional coverage.

[ cf British troops free 127 prisoners from Basra prison in raid ]

Now do we support the British for attacking our Iraqi Allies, because of our support for the British Support For Amnesty International that opposes the use of Torture to repress dissidence????

Or are we still opposed to the British, and their Radical Leftist Leaning God Hating America Bashing policy of opposing the American Staunch Stand, to stay the course, on the need to be able to torture whom ever we want, wherever we want, when ever we want, with or without using american torturers.

Gosh, now which was the Real Position that the Pro-War Crowd has always held in these matters???

And as I always like to ask them,
Do you like sodomizing the underage boys or the underaged girls as a part of your HeManManlyMaleMasculineMachoManlyMaleManlyneff approach to breaking down the defeatist elements?

Or are you just ambidextrious on those Information Gathering methods...
Or are we suppose to just be whistling Dixie right now hoping that there are never ever going to be any complications and issues that would actually need to be dealt with as more than merely the rhetorical posturing...

What IF americans had to actually take a moral stand???

More Reasons to bomb Canada!!! - ( The SF Meme )

For those who have not yet been following along at home, let us wake up to the HIGH DOPE:
What, is Starship Troopers the Atlas Shrugged of warbloggers?
[ cf comment to NYT Review Fallout ]
and yes, for me that is another 'scary, scary, scary solstice' kinda moment...

Although Mad Props do go out for:
>apparently authors getting bent out of shape with reviews is the new black
Dude... Aren't we supposed to say "African American" or did I miss a memo?

No, I'm not obtuse, I'm playing obtuse.

( op cit, Joel Finkle comment )
It is almost comically amusing to watch this grand international debate about what would otherwise be a tempest in a Tea Pot, but, tragically, there are too many troops running round in 'hostile fire pay zones' and various "Missle Rattlers" we all want to have someone nuking someone else to protect some folks from a real or imagined threat that someone could get nuked.....

Ed Note: (Hum... is there some sort of "you can Poke Your Eye Out With That Nuclear Missile!!!!" meme that is the actual sub-text of A Christmas Story that can be punched up in re-write, so that the Nice Folks Next Xmas will be more Power Motivated to make sure that no matter what we do not accidentally get the kid a new "red Ryder Rocket Of Planetary Death" kit for Xmas.

If You know what I mean
And meanwhile, the British are breaking up secret torture centres managed by rogue elements of the secret police in their military Tactical Area Of Responsibility, as if this were some sort of Super Duper Extra Special Made For the TV News Networks MemeDuJure Viral Marketting of Children Of Men that opened in the USofA on Xmas, in the more art house kinda places, and is the transportation of a SciFi Story to the Big Screen, and might need additional leverage along the way that ONLY The British Royal Army can provide in their Heroic Crusade In Iraq against people who want Iraq to fall to the Iraqi's....

Is it finally time to just step up to the plate and admit that it is SOOOO time to send reality back to Re-Write until the plot, and characters therein, make better sense, so that we can more effectively pre-position the product placement portion!!!

You don't think our valiant Fighting Forces are dying overseas for anything less than the best possible Product Placement In An International MegaBlockBuster Merchandizing Monster SciFi Film!!!!!

Or was that suppose to be that it is really just just one more 28 Days Later but every Month. Month after Month, After Month....

Read The Protocol, Be The Protocol....

and yes, whip that puppy out with the "be the crown" voice of Michael Caine form Miss Congeniality (2000) since, well GOSH, it is the thing that has to be said from time to time....

and today's HORROR stems from one of those Archane Questions that has to do with the TCP RST bit, and a specific protocol, which, upon further analysis, asserts, explicitly that when there is a Channel Error, then the Server will transmit that message to the Client, and send the recommended solution is to send a TCP RST. Which, gosh, golly, would Oblige the Client to shutdown, close() and restart with the CORRECT Channel Information!!!!

That of course is a whole Skank lot easier to code up, since it does not ask that the Application layer coder know DIDDLY about when, where and how, the underlaying TCP did which things at it's Pay Grade!!!! AH!!!!! Why can't Coder's Get In Touch With The Protocol's Inner Child???

One News Story, One Journalist...

Gosh, it is so funny tracking through Google News ( here ) about how The Iraq Death Toll Is greater than the 9/11 Death Toll and noticing how many places are simply sending out larry McShane's AP article on the subject.

Could it be that americans have forgotten how the Iranian Flying Saucers Attacked American on 09/11 and how the President really wanted to Win Against Iran Now (WAIN) but the Evil Liberal Media Drum Beaters for War FORCED the president to be the dupe of the UN One Worlders and attack Iraq, so that Iranian Back Islamist Extreemists would over-run Iraq and turn it into a swirling CessPool of Persons who Openly Support The President's Policy On Torturing Anyone, Anywhere, in any old Secret Torture Centre!!!

Or have americans finally rolled on past that, and now, that whole 9/11 thing is merely the Evil Viral Marketting of Radical Left Wing Pinko Commie Fag Extremists in the Red Hollywood Elites who want to pander their Movie Projects because they do not have what it takes to make a Better Not-Gay Superman Returns Movie.

Which way to the Progress is Progressive, and the Future Is Futuristic Section...

I mean, where will american's stand IF they ever wake up and notice that it could have been just like as if the United States of America Had been Attacked On 09/11/2001, why gosh, mostly like the time before that one, when the Evil Blind Cleric had lead a more less successful attack on the same building.... Or should we just skip past all of that unpleasant past history, and embrace the Happier Side Of Life, as we are Happily aware that it is not like a whole Bunch of Buildings in America are targetted by God Hating America Bashers, like the still ongoing War Against Womyn's Clinics, which would be a serious problem, gosh, if it were terrorism, and not merely the inevitable follow through of the Argument From Intelligent Design that sometimes one just has to keep on bombing a few more places for Jesus, or the Ferringn Devils will take that French Propoganda On the statute of Liberty Seriously about the
Tired, Huddling Masses...
and well those folks will be confused that No Real God Fearing Red Blooded All American White Christianist actually supports any of that Radical Frenchist Dogma!!!

Most like, in the final analysis, most americans will just hope that it all goes away, and that there is still something good on TV to watch.... You know, My Sparkling Pretty Pony with the Zel Miller laser Death Ray Eyes!!!

Why We Fight ( The China White )

Keeping in touch with that Inner Frank Kapraesque set of moments, why not have a happy here.
Supplies of highly potent Afghan heroin in the United States are growing so fast that the pure white powder is rapidly overtaking lower-quality Mexican heroin, prompting fears of increased addiction and overdoses.

Heroin-related deaths in Los Angeles County soared from 137 in 2002 to 239 in 2005, a jump of nearly 75% in three years, a period when other factors contributing to overdose deaths remained unchanged, experts said. The jump in deaths was especially prevalent among users older than 40, who lack the resilience to recover from an overdose of unexpectedly strong heroin, according to a study by the county's Office of Health Assessment and Epidemiology.

[ cf China White ]
Ok, does anyone else see a BizNiz Opportunity here shilling T-shirts saying
Got China White?
Knowing full well that this will simplify things for the heroin addict crowd.

And it will of course help all of our VOCHAS friends be able to point at their personal proudest moment in their collective little lives - that great fun filled excitement of getting American Troops KILLED, Maimed, and wounded for their personal Best...

Am I sounding VINDICTIVE enough yet?