December 19th, 2006

IFS

Ah yes, those Iranian Flying Saucers....

WOW, who would have thunk it:
The White House does not want the public to know that in May 2003, the Iranian Foreign Ministry floated the prospect of a wide-ranging dialogue with America on everything from uranium enrichment to anti-Israel terrorism.

At least this is what a former Middle East director of the National Security Council, Flynt Leverett, is saying after the CIA's publication review board would not approve an op-ed he wrote, which was slated to run this week in the New York Times.

As a former CIA Syria analyst, Mr. Leverett is required to submit his written work to the board to guarantee that he does not publish classified information. But Mr. Leverett, who has met on occasion with senior Iranian officials since he left government, says he cannot publish this week's piece because of political pressure from the White House.

[ cf White House Now Grows Skittish Over Iranian Demarche of 2003 ]
But Of Course....

That was when the Nation was Girding It's Loins to take up the Holy Shield Of Goody-Two-Shoes, and The Staff Of Theological Correctness, to Smite the Evil Iranian Flying Saucers that had so BRUTALLY attacked America on 09/11/2001, but of Course the Evil Liberal Media Meatpuppets were Drum Beating for the EcoTerrorism of restoring the Wetlands of Iraq....

Come On Boys and Girls, tell me you can actually DISPROVE that position!!!! Remember that you will have to limit yourself to Post-911 Epistemology....
yellow_elephant

Why I LOVE christianists....

Nothing is so right, like that "Xmas Season" to remind the 'enemies of the state' that it is the divine will to rape, torture and murder the children and spouses of the 'enemies of the state' because, well, as Christianists, it is not like they need to be personally responsible for their Actions, for lo, they are merely doing God's Will.

It so adds that sharing and caring Moment in the flow of the Holiday Cheer....

Makes one wonder what will we call the 2007 National Torture Campaign???

And YOU think your dysfunctional family is dysfunctional. Would you like to have mine???
yellow_elephant

got troops????

Hum, so where exactly are these mythological troops going to show up from that are needed to embark on expanding the current fiasco of That Iraqi Thingie Pooh????

Could it be that perchance, gosh, just like we wound up finding the message from both the JCS and MACV, that maybe an 'unequivocal declaration of war' might have been useful to turn the crisis after the '68 Tet Offensive, there is that question before us now, that what would happen if there were a need to get one now???

Oh dear, I'm sorry, some of us from the old school tie brigade actually ASKED FOR THAT prior to committing american troops on this failed "nation building project"... But of course, back then, all the "real War Heroes", the ones who are still yearning to be inducted into the Karl Rove Armoured Flying Saucer Corp, were all clear about how there was no need for an actual declaration of war that would go beyond the funding measures that had also been given to Bill Clinton....

Ah yes, those Halcyon days, back before the Mission Accomplished Disco-Duck Dance, and the rise of Operation Yellow Republican.... Back when MAJIKALLY the troops were just going to fall out of the sky like pretty little Snow Flakes, each one Unique, and an Army Of One!!!

And here we are, in those happyier times, when gosh, it would be so great if only the Karl Rove Armoured FLying Saucer Corp Fan Club had been right....

But fortunately, they now are at least honest that they had never been republicans, or anglicans, or what ever it was that they had been chanting that they were, and now they are which ever is the newer and coolier cult rave fave thing, that is going to be the greatest things EVER!!! the virtual next Josey And The Pussy Cats, but in the new Orange Colour....

And gosh kids, everyone really should start getting all organized, because if History Is Prologue, we are going to keep on hearing for decades to come how they would have, could have, won the WhateverOnWhomever had it not been for Barbarella, or Sin Bad, or the Nancy Pelosi Evil Demonic Voodoo Zombie Dust Bunnies of Despair that had prevented them from becoming the Next Greatest War Hero, EVER!!!! Why just like Karl Rove, but only coolio-er and with better graphics and stuff.

For those who can not recall all the way back to the 'vietnam days' - now might be the time to start doing that real comparison - complete with how LBJ used the social security trust fund to 'balance the budget' so that it was not as bad a fiasco in that whole Vietnam Thingie Pooh Thing that the Really Cool Kids, like Tom DeLay would have attended, but they gave all the cool billets to the Negroes - go back and check that one out folks, the HAMMER really dropped that as HIS Excuse... And now we so can all believe that more than ever before....

So why worry about the grand classical comparison to the Punic Wars, or this or that fiasco, some here can remember the complete HORROR of the Seventies that followed in the wake of the collapse of our White Christian America.... Why not follow the simpler and shorter paths....

We could just declare victory and explain how it was all some one else's fault that things had not gone the way that they could have gone, if anyone had been interested in them going that way.... Yeah, and then we can have those Really Coolio 12 Step Programmes to deal with being Victimized that one could not get into the Karl Rove Armoured Flying Saucer Corp, because of the Liberals, or the Traitors, Or The TREASON of the eco-terrians....

Gosh, what IF america had been attacked????