December 18th, 2006

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Got IslamoPhobia???

With the EU warning about a rise in IslamoPhobia, maybe now, more than ever it is time for All True Patriotic Americans to get into the Greatest Of All Possible Holy Crusades EVER!!!!

Yes, do more than MERELy wear the T-Shirt about Stopping the Evil Doing Evil Doers, who are Evil, And Doing, And ERS!!!!! But one can get in on the ground floor as a soon to be greatest Heroicalists Of EVER in the Most Glorious And Victorious of All Victoriously Glorious Of Holy Crusades EVER!!!!

Consult Your True, one and Only, State Sponsored Religionists, as to where one can get their Holy Crusader Uniform and Special Majikal Omlettes, and Green Eggs and Spam, to STOP those Iranian Flying Saucers!!!!

Remember, Anything LESS!!!! and the Terrorists WIN!!!!
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Those Damn Crabby Whiners....

I mean, what is the problem in John McCain says waterboarding is unacceptable where our friend tongodeon once again finds it confusing that in America,
Americans SUPPORT WAR CRIMES
because it is the qweelest of all possible things since when the Iranian Flying Saucers Attacked The WTC on 09/11/2001 and the whole world changed.

I mean why should americans be upset that McCain supports the Divine Right of the President to Decide who is and who is not a Viable Candidate for TORTURE, whether or not there is a Reason of National Security, or simply because the President Might Just Need That Woody!!!!

Where IS the Patriotism???? Where is the Willingess To SUPPORT the greatest Military leader, EVER!!!!!

You know, to prevent the Iranian Flying Saucers from Returning Again, as they did on 09/11/2001, and more importantly to prevent the Evil Liberal Media Meat Puppets from accidentally invading the Wrong Country, simply because they did not understand which parts of which speaches were merely jokes about accidentally invading countries, and which were the really serious speaches about accidentally invading countries who were not actually involved in supporting Iranian Flying Saucers and their VICIOUS AND BRUTAL efforts to Impose Gay HomoZeXual Marriages as a first step in their Efforts to Destroy Our White Christian America, and Deprive the War President of his Divine Rights....

Folk REALLLY need to decide if they are On God's Side, or The Side Of Satan in the Most Holyist of All Crusades against the Evil Nancy Pelosi Controlled
Voodoo Zombie Dust Bunnies Of Despair
that are rampaging against our White Christian America!!!!

I mean, get on the Side Of GOD!!! Or Else!!!
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More Reasons to bomb Canada!!! - ( The Movie )

Ok, so most of the adverts and the short subjects that show up at movie theatres prior to the showing of the movie tend to SCARE ME as being way too obviously a part of the DARK AND SINISTER PLOT by the Wicked Nancy Pelosi and her Evil Voodoo Zombie Dust Bunnies of Despair, who are rampaging to destroy our white Christian America!!!!

But this weekend we ran into Epic Movie and the synopsis says it all, except for the boringly obligatory section about how they are all in league with Satan and are under the Mind Control Of Iranian Flying Saucers, which I believe we can all take for Granted. So if you want to do your part to Stop the Forces of Darkness and Evil!!! And more importantly the Evil Doing Evil Doers, who are Evil, and Doing, and ERS!!! then YES you have to be there to see Epic Movie so that it takes the Poll Position as the Greatest Most Patriotically Corrector Than Thou Truest Of All True Epic Movies About the Theologically Correct!!!!

Anything less and the Space Aliens Man the Iranian Flying Saucers and Do Reallyy UnNice Things....

All of which underlines the fact that I went to see Eragon which of course FAILED to obviously mention that it was a Holy Crusade Against Iranian Flying Saucers, and at no time supported the Clear And Compelling Proof that the Argument From Intelligent Design Dictated the Divinity of Dubya.... But folks might as well go and see it, and get a clue as to why the younger generation has decided to march in lock step with the Left Wing Extremist Radical Anti-War Types....

Long Story Short, without giving away too much of the Core Plot, this is your Basic "It is SOOOO hard to get a decent date these days." movie, where the usual plot line devolves from some nice girl who would really like to be out meeting nice boys, but of course just has too many things to do, and opts for the Usual Coming Of Age Plot Line Device of Toss the Dragon Egg at the Farm Boy and get Captured By the Evil Wizard - like as if we haven't all used that now classic ploy on a saturday night when the band is bad and the beer if flatter than the typical Anti-Evolutionists Not Rotating Around The Sun planet....

Yes, there are all of the usual elements in the film, including a Cameo by Malkovich, where he reprieves his roll of Humma Kavula, from HGG but done this time more as the Older of the Two Siths, hence showing an improvement in his general sensitivity to the Growth Cycle of those who are embarking upon Global Domination.

Basically the film runs flat out from the start to the finish, and we will leave it up to those who crawl out of the Wreckage of Canada whether it was a clear and compelling sufficiency of Proof that GOD has called us to Bomb Canada so that we will be able to divine the true inner secret meaning of the Movie, and/or use the subtle plot devices, like bombing canada, as a basis for establishing meaningful, albeit, one night, relationships.

I am SOOO glad that I went to see this on the big screen, as I do not get that many opportunities to eat pop corn, and sit in the Dark with Demonic Beast Creatures, albeit Seymour and Sheldon were not as impressed, and felt that it lacked a certain level of cultural sensitivity about Dragons. Ok, so they also have some relationship issues that they are working out, but you know how hard it is in these ugly times to be Dragon Assasins in a culture that thinks that means some sort of Chop-Saki Flick..... Needless to say, they were MORE upset to find out that there was some Mere Human Chick doing the Voice of the Dragon, as that was like such a let down, as they were JUST hoping that this time they could meet, you know, some hot hollywood dragon babe with some sereious Scales.....

In short, see the Movie, Bomb Canada, Try Out the Dating Techniques, and Give Generously to the "save the old tired dragons who are having a hard time meeting hot babes" fund, Or the TERRRRORISTS WIN!!!
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Bomb Canada Now! ( The Religious Conversions )

As some are aware we face a growing Abandonment of America by the Various God Hating America Bashers, not the least of which are the Kapitulationist Appeasing Defeatists Cut And Runners who are bailing out in Virginia:
"The Episcopalian ship is in trouble," said the Reverend John Yates, rector of the Falls Church, one of the two wealthy Virginia congregations. "So we're climbing over the rails down to various little lifeboats.

"There's a lifeboat from Bolivia, one from Rwanda, another from Nigeria. Their desire is to help us build a new ship in North America, and design it and get it sailing."

[ cf 2 Episcopal parishes in Virginia vote to secede ]
Now Do NOT get me wrong here....

Just because they want to become Bolivian, Rwandan, or Nigerian, is not a problem - they should be allowed to reject not only their Faith In God, The Bible, And the Anglican Tradition, but they should also be willing to renounce their American Citizenship to become the Registered Foreign Agents of these various Foreign Regimes that have come to destroy our White Christian America because they are unwilling to support the sort of Commitment that Churches SHOULD have during a time of Transferring Our Tax Liabilities Unto The Unborn!!!

In related news we learn
Employees at the China headquarters of Wal-Mart Stores Inc. have set up a Communist Party branch, part of a growing campaign to expand the ruling party’s presence in foreign companies.

The move follows the success of China’s state-sanctioned labor body in setting up unions at Wal-Mart outlets this year. The company is one of China’s biggest and most prominent foreign employers, with a work force of 36,000 and 68 stores.

[ cf Communist Party branch set up at Wal-Mart China headquarters ]
DO YOU SUPPORT COMMUNISM????

Or are you just one MORE dupe of the Red ChiCom Fellow Travellor "Wal-RedStar-Mart" where the ChiComs are out to destroy our White Christian America!!!

Hum... Koinkidenk Or Konspirakii.... Anglicans become Puppet Toadies of Ferrign Devil Radical Left Wing Extremist Regimes, and Wal Mart is unmasked as a Red Puppet Toady of the Global International Monolithic Red Communist Konspirakii of the Sinister And Satanic Nancy Pelosi who Demonically Controls the Evil Voodoo Zombie Dust Bunnies Of Despair that have come out from under the Bed and are Rampaging Across our White Christian America with their Gay Marriages Only Mandate of Red Communist IslamoFascism!!!!

I don't Think SO!!!!!!
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Are YOU backing the 501st????

yes, boys and the PuppetToadiesOfGodlessAtheisticAsiaticInternationalCommunism, some folks are doing their part to support the 501st when they March in the Rose Bowl Parade, because they KNOW that either one Backs Senator Palpatine, or one is on the Side Of The Evil Doing Evil Doers, who are Evil, and Doing And ERS!!!!

Are YOU doing your Part to back the 501st????

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