December 11th, 2006

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Bomb Canada Now??? ( the Pram Edition )

so over the week end, I wanted to go to Sur La Table in Santa Row in San Jose, only to find that it had a queue that went around the block, because some rachel ray was there signing cook books. ( today, I learn from a co-worker, that she is actually suppose to be good enough, and is really popular right now. ) But that is SOOOO not an option for me. I am not standing in a queue to get into a store to buy what I want, and that does not include an autographed cook book by some Red Communist Evil Liberal Media Meat Puppet!!!!

So it's down the lane to Mai Do, to scope out fountain pens, and my continuing holy quest to find the pen and ink set used in the Aronofsky Film "The Fountain", or some neato coolio cheap fountain pen, which ever comes first... I get one, the medium nib variant of the fine point I got there the last time! I am in the middle of this when G calls and notes that I have not yet checked for messages, since she left one around 0930, to see if I wanted to come to SF to go Shopping with Leopold... I am SOOOO glad that I had not heard the fone, since It was not until 1000 or so that the SUN, in leaugue with the Leftist Liberal Evil Nancy Pelosi Backed Demonic Voodoo Zombie Dust Bunnies of Despair, rudely interrupted my Lovely Game of Starcraft.... Pinko Red Sympathisers!!!!

At which point I opted to dash down to get my laundry through the laundry facility, and if all went well, take off for some shopping for more toys to help with the process of CORRECTLY transferring pancake batter into CORRECTLY Ridgid Structured Waffles, that are the Full and Only And One True FORM that True Theologically Corrector Than THOU types of Waffles MUST be made, or the TERRORISTS WIN!!!!

Needless to say, standing in Mai Do in San Jose, it is a great idea to dash up to SF to go to Union Square to hang out with Leo in his Tech Noir Pram, while his father makes another clear and compelling proof that Evil Leftist Liberals Are All Evil, And Lefist Liberals And ERs!!!! I figure Leo and i will have a charming time pramming about checking out the Gender Appropriate Primates.... So we wander through Sur La Table off Maiden Lane, and I get a basic idea of what I was thinking I was looking for - remember boys and frogs, shopping is NOT about 'buying' it is about doing the Force Recon Tour Of Duty in the Commercial Market Place and taking out only the Targets of Opportunities for which there are no other alternative but DEATH OR GLORY!!!!!

Needless to say, we have a generically gooder time. Wind up in William And Sonoma, and I am standing there drooling over the Shashi Blades, and James giggles that the one I have such an emotional affection for happens to be used for dealing with Calimari, and I note how it is also useful for deveining a wider variety of infestation elements.... all of which I am in the middle of explaining to Leo when the nice charming dashing young sales clerk walks up and starts pitching her range of blades... and I am trying to keep a straight face, because one really should not interrupt such a theatrical performance with the sudden shift into the David Lynch Based post-surrealism that one is not really interested in the tool set for Kooking but for Harvesting....

We break on through to the other side, get leopold safely home, pick up the 600+ pages of the draft that is still under going the Butcher's Knife approach to weeding out the less than strong portions of the text, hop in the flyig machine, stop off in one more shopping mall, notice that this other chain store for DVD's is a painful reminder that the bulk of the social system of Mall Rats should be culled, you know, for reasons of National Security. I still find it a frightening sub-text that the Mall Kultur still looks like it was dressed without having anyone cough up any money to hire any sort of Production designer!!! Where as the Pre-Production Release Characters in the Union Square area look like they are almost ready to break out in a Song And Dance Number!!! There is the hint that some one sprung for a Production Designer, and, yes, that the Production Designer was taking her revenge for the Paltry Sum that was paid, and it was just on the edge of breaking out and being obvious!!!

I don't care what the Evil Liberal Media Meat Puppets say about the New Wave Santana Row Variations on the Mall Theme, it is still a mall scene, it is not a street scene!!! And Malls Still REEK of the production Values that made Mall Rats (1995) the quintessential Kultural MetaPhour and Klear And Kompelling Reason that We MUST win the Kultur War or the Iranian Flying Saucers Would Return!!!! And they DID!!!! now didn't they!!!

Needless to say, by the time I wind up finding the sort of gear I basically need, at affordable prices, I figured out that it is too late to cook, and I am way too tired to take a shot at it, so it is off to the Chipolte Place and a dinner in a wrap, and a chance to curl up with the Cultural Malaise And Collapse of Destry Rides Again (1939) with it's Pathetically Obvious Anti-War Stand that is the Clear and Compelling Siren Call for the Iranian Flying Saucers to Come And ATTACK America because the Red Hordes of Communist Dominated Islamo-Fascist Hollywood were to clearly Anti-American For WAYYYYY too long!!!

Ah yes, such a fun filled day it was.

Can there be any doubt that NOW, more than Ever!!!! we must Bomb Canada to Make America, American Again!!!
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Bomb Canada Now??? ( the Rumsfeldd Defeatist Propoganda )

"But they can't win this, quote, unquote, militarily. It has to be won by the Iraqi people. It has to be run through a reconciliation process and through a political process. And it is those diplomatic and economic and political things that have to move forward in that country."

Meanwhile, General Peter Chiarelli, who relinquishes command of Multinational Forces in Iraq next month, echoed Secretary Rumsfeld's assessment, adding that the U.S. mission in Iraq can succeed, given proper resources. He spoke by video link from Iraq. "We need to get out of thinking this is solely a military conflict where we must simply apply more U.S. or coalition and Iraqi forces against an enemy that we can destroy. All our nation's strengths -- diplomatic, economic, political -- must be leveraged to help the Iraqis find their way through this process."

General Chiarelli underscored the importance of creating jobs for young Iraqi men, whom he characterized as angry, in order to help secure the country. He said the February terrorist bombing of the Golden Mosque in Samarra sparked Iraq's current sectarian strife by changing people's view of their identity from Iraqi to Sunni or Shia.

[ cf Rumsfeld Says Military Effort Alone Will Not Bring Success in Iraq ]
Good Bye To The Defeatist Kapitulationist Appeaser Cut And Runners!!!!!

I had fun whining at why those who FAILED TO SUPPORT great leader, when great leader was RUSHED INTO ACCIDENTALLY INVADING IRAQ on the orders of the Evil Blue Helmetted One Worlders At The UN and their Puppet Toadies the Evil Liberal Drum Beaters For WAR! in the monolithic Liberal Media!!! the problem remains that those 'anti-war types' have not been willing to Admit That They Were WRONG!!!! They have to be wrong, because clearly they were not Right!!! And as such, they MUST be prevented from being involved in offering up solutions to fix the Problem that they are still responsible for having caused because they are NOT RIGHT!!!!

Now more than EVER! americans must Rally to the President and OPPOSE these Evil Defeatists who oppose TOTAL VICTORY!!!! Since as all True Americans remember, the President Ran AGAINST the Evils of Nation Building - both at home and abroad - and that he was Totally Opposed to Peace And Prosperity as the central tenant of his 2000 and 2004 campaign!!!!! And now, more than Ever!!!! The Nation Must Rally TO Great Leader as we organize to continue to stay the Course Until The Course Is Gloriously Victorious!!!
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Scary Snippets From Radio Land....

Last night while driving home, there was what appeared to be the start of a possible traffic jam - so I flipped over to KCBS hoping to hear the traffic report, and instead they had the radio broadcast of the TV show that was running On CBS. Two of the interesting stories wandered around about how the Evil Liberal Media is still confused.

There was a story about some 'no holds barred' Mixed Martial Arts Blood Spurting Sport that had been banned in most of the states in the Union as being merely gore for gore's sake!!! But have been able to make a come back by being more in tune with the need for some rules - since this now offered american Males, ages 18-35, the chance to be able to tune into a new way for the Marketters of Products for their Democraphics would be able to sell them the sort of HeManManlyMaleMasculineMan[dm] products that Young Men, who like to watch blood and guts, and Gore In Their Teeth, but who just do not have what it takes to sign up and serve in the holy crusades. Now don't get me wrong here folks, I have nothing against the sort of National Institutionalized Moral Cowardice that has turned the nation into the collection of Couch Potato VOCHAS that it has become, but why should we have to put up with these Pansies???

Then came the Fancy Money Shot Reporting, about the Gentleman who had been promised Annonymity, as he turned in the initial photographs of the Abu Ghraib Fiasco. It was of course SecDef Rummy who BLEW HIS COVER by handing him over on national radio and TV at the Congressional Hearings. As you might expect, the US military had tried to protect him, had tried to up hold his safety.... But well, some times the Domestic Political Agenda takes precedence over the safety of our troops. So they pulled the kid out of Iraq, and shipped him CONUS - but the Army Security Threat Assessment clarified that he was not going to be allowed to go back to his home town - since his home town was full of folks who like to Support War Crimes, any War Crime, any where it can be conducted.... and so were openly advocating the breach of american law by advocating MURDERING AMERICAN TROOPERS so as to support War Crimes....

Ah yes, what can I say. It so does not surprise me that so many of those "I support the troops" types are stilll fundamentally the freaks in the bleachers who are living with their Testosterone Poisoning, since, well, let us be honest, they do NOT have what it takes to follow their Rhetorical Posturing into the actual service in an Actual American Military Unit....

Ah yes, america, the nation that needs more and more blood!!!

Because they are just not sure what IS the real cause of their Erectile Dysfunctionality Syndrome, and are just not willing to step up to the plate and get over their, 'little issues'....

Ah yes, America, the land that just Loves A War Crime....

Makes one wonder why they have arrived at this dark night of their Soul, and what DO they really plan to do about fixing that...

Or are they just hoping that the Rapture will Rescue Them from ever being held morally accountable for their so called positions!!!
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Ding Dong The Pinnochet Is Dead...

And our most Beloved VOCHAS and the wackJobs of Authoritarianism are trying to pitch him for Sainthood, since, gosh, merely killing civiians in a dirty little war is no longer the bad thing that it had been.... Since, well, everyone understands that these things can happen..... And Gosh, it is so pathetic that those Evil Libearls like Persecuiting Folks like Saddam Hussein And Pinnochet, because, well sometimes you have to slaughter a lot of civilians to keep a nation safe for authoritarianism, and the moral values of Might Makes Right....

Ah yes.... it is so pleasing to see the Nice Folks up and decide that any slaughtering of civilians is acceptable, especially if it helps advance one's strictly domestic political agenda....

Ah yes, not since folks started to learn that the Pinochet Privatization of the Chilean Social Security System turned into a Horrid FIASCO, and really should not be advocated as a basis for privatizing the American Social Security System, have we seen americans start to wonder about which side the PsuedoCons, TheoCons, Christianists, and other Conservatives without Conscience happen TO ACTUALLY be on....

What will it take for these fans of Authoritarianism to get past their Will To Power, and ponder what if there WERE an actual ethical system that was more than merely the Power That Comes From The Barrel Of A Gun????
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Whisked Not Frothed....

Yes Boys and Frogs, there is a CLEAR AND COMPELLING argument that can be constructed here, that it is more than Merely a Tool Time Advert for the Correct Type of Non-Frothing Whisk!!!! But that this is a combination of the Correct Kitchen Tool AND the Theologically Corrector Than Thou Technical Technique!!!! And as anyone who has ever spent any time in a Kitchen, anything Less and the Iranian Flying Saucers start Dumping Ittsy Bittsy Evil And Demonic Vooodooo Zombie Dust Bunnies Of Despair, Ruled Over By the Wicked Witch Of The West, Nancy Pelosi!!!!! So it really is far more dangerous a problem, than those that would Merely Allow "The Terrorists To Win!!!!"

Now explaining both the Technique and the Technical Toolage is CLEARLY more than mere Mortals, without the Korrekt Theological KorrektNeff to manage, so clearly IF one does not KNOW!!! One is GOING to Burn in the Pit Of Cleveland!!!! Since this is more than Merely Some "shaken and not stirred" moment!!!!

Be all that You Can Be!!!! and the Theologically Korrrector Than Thou will be in your Midst, Tearing Up Your Doodz!!!! For Lo, there is no way to do the right thing without the Right Theology....