December 6th, 2006

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The Evil Mojo Misses it By That Much....

Basically I like the general text of Mojo's Most Recent Entry in the
Win the Fancy I'm With Teh_St00pid Dress Wet T-Shirt Contest
in his rant St00pidest Things Ever Said... Act VII (oh God, make them stop edition) but he fails to deal with the True Truthiness:
Oh I just hate to say this, but Roman Catholics are not really a part of Our White Christian America, so yes, you are just one more God Hating Liberal Mojo...

I know that there was this trendy chic leftist liberal thing about accepting Roman Catholics that came about with JFK, but you have to remember that the whole Democrats For Nixon Clique, headed by ronald reagan, have run into the republican party as THE CHRISTIANISTS who have embarked upon the one true and only True Christian Restoration, so you Leftist Leaning Liberals will just have to be burned on the Stake For Being Evil Doing Evil Doers, Who are Evil, and Doing, And ERS!!!
Oh why oh why are more folks not keeping track of the Truer Truthiness of the whole Christian Restorationist Movement, and it's Christianist Radical Front End???

I mean, yes, I understand that for so many victims of the Evil Liberal Public School Education System that now considers Negroes, Jews, Roman Catholics, Slavs, The French, Persons From The Mediteranian States, Persons From Asia, to be, well, Persons, just like Unborn Persons, but was that REALLY the Position of the Founding Fathers??? Nope.

So these UnPersons really need to start working out why exactly A New And Improved Family Values White Christian America really needs their types around??? Do we really need a full on restoration of Slavery, which not only the Bible Supports, But which the founding Father's Accepted as the Natural State of Things....

All Hail Great Leaderer!!! For he has always been doing the Will Of God!!!!
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Is It Time To Defect To the west???

And if so, which direction should we go???

I just noticed that the coming Xmas Thriller, Children Of Men, which just happens to be having a special screening at LACMA, has already been OUT in the UK, (lovely review) and we have to wait until three days AFTER the WInter Solstice, unless we are lucky and win tickets to the early screening in LACMA, and can make the trek into the DARKEST BOWELS of The Nuclear Mutant Filled LA Basin Area....

I mean why did they send the Film Out To The Hinterland First? Rather than into the Centers Of Civilization???

I mean, what IS with that??? Or are they trying to tell us something????

All Hail Great Leader!!! For He has always beeen on the side of the Bigger Battalions In The Holy Crusade Against The Terrorists And Evil Doing Evil Doers who are Aligned with the Iranian Flying Saucers and hence are causing the Apocalype To Decend Upon US!!!!
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Oh GOD!!! Is it time to Seriously Defect To The West.

I really wonder where the VOCHAS are going to be, if they run into say New Directions or have to really Think About Home of The Brave - and should we be judging the Film On It's Merits Or it's Political Commitment To Supporting The President To Support The Troops????

All Hail Great Leaderer!!!! I mean anyone could get scared if Barbarella were to show up as the Pin Up Girl For the NVA AAA Crews, a very reasonable emotional crisis, could happen to anyone.
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Black Robed Judicial Tyrannts Kontinue Evil War On America!!!

Patriotic All American Sent Me a Heads up On
The Supreme Court rejected the government’s interpretation of immigration law on Tuesday, ruling that a noncitizen is not subject to mandatory deportation for a drug crime that, while a felony in the state where the crime was prosecuted, is only a misdemeanor under federal law.

The 8-to-1 decision restored to one category of immigrants, caught in the nearly impenetrable maze where immigration law and criminal law meet, the ability to avoid automatic deportation and the other dire consequences of being guilty of an “aggravated felony.”

The category is made up of immigrants convicted of simple drug possession in states that treat those offenses as felonies. Federal law treats possession in most instances as a misdemeanor. But in the government’s view, possession when deemed a felony under state law became a “drug trafficking crime,” which under federal immigration law is an “aggravated felony” that strips an immigrant of the right to seek relief from automatic deportation, to seek asylum, or ever to return legally to the United States.

[ cf Court Rejects Interpretation of Immigration Drug Law ]
Once Again The Evil Doing Black Robed Judical Tyrannts come out OPPOSED to God's Divine Law!!! And seek ton once again raise up the Law Of Man Over The Law Of The Divine Will as laid out in the Argument From Intelligent Design, which of course accepts that any crime can be considered a Felony if there is a need to consider it a felony for reasons of National Security!!!

Thus opposing Great Leader IS a Felony if it was thought that the opposition to Great Leader SHOULD have been a felony for reasons of National Security, and to oppose this is to align one's self with Terror And Demonic Possession By Satanic Cults!!!!

One SOOO has got to respect the Brilliance of Justice Clarence Thomas's Sole Dissent against the Radical Left Wing Extremists
“without doubt, Congress could have written the definition with this limitation, but it did not.”
Well that SHOULD punish the Evil Doing Evil Doers and their Radical Left Wing Extremists On the bench!!!

All Hail Great Leader!!! For Greaet Leader KNOWS that none of this has anything to do with him, as it is not like a War President, doing God's Divine Will is in anyway obliged to constrain the Mandate Of Heaven by mere acts of Man!!!! Clearly if Congress, Or GOD, had meant it otherwise, then they would have written those limitations into the definitions of the Divine WIll Of A War President!!!

Are YOU doing YOUR Part To Uphold The Divine Will???
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Evil Google News Moments...

It is like totally PSYCHO that the Google News pooped out Iraq Study to Reshape National Debate About War, Cognitive Dissonance on Iraq and Internment-site preservation OKd.

Something about that combo of headlines is not as reassuring as it should be....

All Hail Great Leader!!!! For His Mission AccomplishedNeff has made us all kinder and gentler persons who are more sensitive to the wider diversity of the greatness of our True White Christian America and the need to SLAUGHTER the evil doing evil doers who are not on our side and hence are aligned with the Forces OF SATAN bringing about the the Apocalypse!!!

Are YOU doing Your Part???
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More Liberal Comedy About The holy crusade

Brushing aside questions about Robert Gates' past involvement in the Iran-Contra debacle, and ignoring his role in the funneling of intelligence to Saddam during the Iraq/Iran war, and overcoming their own hesitance 15 years ago to advance him to the position of CIA director, the Senate Armed Forces Committee voted unanimously for the former analyst to replace the primary architect of every aspect of Bush's military muckraking abroad and assume responsibility for Rumsfeld's war against Iraq, effective with the anticipated vote of the full Senate later this week.
[ cf Mr. Gates' War ]
Ok, so there are some rough parts in Gates' Past...

But think of the Market Opportunities Here!!!!

We can now sell military intelligence to anyone willing to pay Cash Dollars For it!!!!

We can move forward in a new round of Arms For Hostages, and More Progess of Progression!!!!

All Hail Great Leader!!! For Clearly his new SecDef is not going to be one more Defeatist Cut and Runner like Rumsfeld, who was not willing to stay the course to course the Stay!!!

Are YOU doing Your Part To STAY the course so that the Apocalypse Arrives On Time???
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Military Reform???

I must confess that it is so pleasing to hear that we should Not Pick On Dubya, that it was all Rummy's Fault, ( a subtext of Inheriting a Shambles at Defense ) but to now learn, shock of SHOCK, that there is actually an effort to reform the military, aware of the Fiscal Consequences ( note ) I just have to say, I am SHOCKED!!!

It is as if there are people who do NOT support the Holy And Divine Notion of Faith Based MIlitary Operations!!!

I mean, can americans really afford that sort of God Hating America Bashing from People who are NOT willing to support God's Divinely Elected To Stay the Course???

All Hail Great Leader!!! For Great Leader IS Great!!! And Anything less is to abandon The Faith Based Military Operations in favor of the Failed Liberal Media Meat Puppetries Advocacy Of the Failed Pre-911 Reality Based Community!!!!

Are YOU ddoing your Part to put the Blind Faith back into Faith Based Militaryr Operations!!!!
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Those Damn Tax And Spend Democrats Threatening To Get Totally Out Of Hand!!!

So many instances where it's hard to distinguish the real news from the stuff that shows up in The Onion. From the Post, new Congress to shelve old two day work week for a five day work week. No, not makin' this up.

Rep. Jack Kingston (R-GA) -- one of the worst from the old GOP Congress -- on why working for a living is against family values: "Keeping us up here eats away at families. Marriages suffer. The Democrats could care less about families -- that's what this says."

Late Update: An anonymous TPM Reader responds to Rep. Kingston: "As an active duty military member I’m pretty offended by members of congress crying about working a 5 day work week. And for Rep Kingston’s comments about families, give me a break! How about the thousands of military marriages that have ended because of husbands and wives being deployed for a year multiple times?"

[ TPM ]
TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL!!!

If Congress works five days rather than two days a week, that would lead to a massive Cost Increase, as they cease to be temp workers, and become full time employees who will expect a benifit package!!!!

Clearly NOW more than EVER all true Patriotic Americans MUST STOP THIS MADNESS!!!!

All Haill Great Leader!!!! He has not needed the excessive burdens and costs of Evill Liberals in a Congress!!! And there is no sentance in the bible that Mandates that a War President has any obligations to even be concerned about a congress!!!

Are YOU doing YOUR Part to Protect The War President From The Threats Of A Working Congress!!!!
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Fiji, Reason To Bomb Canada???

It appears taht the New Zealanders have gone completely BONKERS
The Government has extended sanctions against Fiji, suspending aid and banning sporting contacts.

All members of Fiji's military are now banned from visiting here and no new immigration applications will be accepted.

High-level political contact with any "purported new Government" is also off the agenda unless it is for mediation purposes.

Prime Minister Helen Clark and Foreign Minister Winston Peters said the Government could not overstate how seriously it viewed the actions of military commander Commodore Voreqe (Frank) Bainimarama and the Fijian Army.

[ cf Aid suspended, sport contacts are now banned with Fiji ]
Well That Does IT!!!!

One minor little military Coup and the Kiwi's Go WACKO!!!!

Can there be any doubt that NOW, More than EVER!!!!! We Must Bomb Canada to keep america safe from Kiwi-ists and their Kiwi-ianisms that are so clearly UNAMERICAN!!!!

All Hail Great Leader!!! For Great Leader is Unafraid of a little Military Coup every now and again, it is a good thing, and refreshens the government with new and improved friends from daddy's group of Koolies who are still the qwel kids, even if they are not quite as Kewl as Being THE greatest military Leader EVER!!!!!

Are YOU doing YOUR Part to the keep the War President the qwelest Kid EVER!!!!
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Bomb Canada Now??? ( that RCMP Angst)

Well it appears that the Evil Canadianists are at it again
An inquiry concluded that the information — which suggested Arar had ties to al-Qaida — likely led the U.S. to deport him to his native Syria where he was tortured.

Opposition critics have been demanding Zaccardelli’s resignation. Harper said Tuesday that the government would examine the facts and respond “in a manner that is objective, professional and dispassionate.”
...
His performance left opposition MPs howling for his resignation, and even Conservative members expressed disbelief at the new version of events.

At issue is when the commissioner first learned that the RCMP had passed erroneous information to U.S. authorities wrongly describing Arar as an Islamic extremist with suspected terrorist ties.

Zaccardelli indicated in testimony on Sept. 28 that he knew of that mistake shortly after Arar was deported by the Americans to Damascus, where he was tortured into false confessions of terrorist activity.

But he was unable to offer an explanation of why he didn’t go public to set things right, or brief the Liberal government of the day on the matter.

[ cf Zaccardelli resigns ]
Well there you have it!!!!

They really should be BOMBED because the Canadianists FORCED us to send an innocent man to Syria, a nation we really dispise, to torture him there, so that we could stop the Syrian's from attacking us with Iranian Flying Saucers!!!

Clearly we MUST start bombing Canada to keep them from Forcing us to go on Torturing!!!

All Hail Great Leader!!! For Clearly it is not his fault that he needs more Powers to Torture More And More And More People, Everywhere, because some of them Might be the very sort of Canadianists who have been forcing us to Keep On Torturing People To Stop The Canadianists From Forcing us to Torture More People!!!

Are YOU doing YOUR Part to Torture Potential Canadianists so as to Stop Them From Forcing Us to Torture More People???
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Should State Security Apparchniki Identify Themselves Before Executing Enemies Of The State???

One of the growing concerns about the alledged shooting in NYC is whether or not the Undercover and Plain Clothed Police force personnel identified themselves, and/or whether or not there was other, actual or imaginary, threats which may well have been in the area that needed to be irradicated, and hence obliged the State Security Apparachniki to continue concealing their actual, or imaginary identity, so that the Actual or Imaginary Threat would not know that they are there. Since clearly, Identifying one's self as a law enforcement officer to Actual Or Imaginary Threats would mean that the Enemy Would Know that one was there!!!

Clearly in a time of transferring the Tax Liability Unto The Unborn we can not be giving away state secrets to the Enemy!!!!

Thus, what citizens need to do is increase their awareness to both Actual and Imaginary Threats, as well as Actual Imaginary Threats, and Actual Real Imaginary Threats, so that their threat awareness is increased!!! This way when there is a massive blazing of Gun Fire, folks will know that it is highly possible that tehre were both Actual and Imaginary Threats, as well as Actual Imaginary Threats, and Actual Real Imaginary Threats, and that there was a response in occurance at the time of the Blazing Gun Fire!!!!!

All Hail Great Leader!!! For He IS doing his part with both Actual and Imaginary Threats, as well as Actual Imaginary Threats, and Actual Real Imaginary Threats, as Only a War President with Actual And Imaginary Super Powers Can DO!!!!

Are YOU doing Your Part with both Actual and Imaginary Threats, as well as Actual Imaginary Threats, and Actual Real Imaginary Threat?
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Wapo Winning War With WSJ???

In the words of Wapo we have:
Republican congressional leaders tried on Wednesday to resolve differences over trade, tax and health care issues and then pass legislation in the final days before they lose control of the U.S. Congress.

As Democrats prepare to take control when the new Congress is seated in January, U.S. House of Representatives and Senate Republican leaders were negotiating a final economic package that will include extending some popular tax breaks for businesses and individuals including a research and development tax credit and a deduction for state and local sales taxes.

"I don't think there is an agreement yet," said House Majority Leader John Boehner, an Ohio Republican.

Although lawmakers basically agree on the tax package, which would extend a number of tax breaks that expired at the end of 2005, leaders hope to add to that legislation other pressing matters including a bill to open parts of the Gulf of Mexico to new offshore oil and gas drilling.

[ cf Lawmakers seek agreement on tax, trade issues ]
While Over At WSJ we have
Like a retreating army, Republicans are tearing up railroad track and planting legislative land mines to make it harder for Democrats to govern when they take power in Congress next month.

Already, the Republican leadership has moved to saddle the new Democratic majority with responsibility for resolving $463 billion in spending bills for the fiscal year that began Oct. 1. And the departing chairman of the House Ways and Means Committee, Rep. Bill Thomas (R., Calif.), has been demanding that the Democrat-crafted 2008 budget absorb most of the $13 billion in costs incurred from a decision now to protect physician reimbursements under Medicare, the federal health-care program for the elderly and disabled.

[ cf Some Republicans Take a Scorched-Hill Tack ]
Or is this just more of the same old failed Leftist Leaning Liberal Media Meat Puppetry that we have all grown accustom to hearing, and that realistically, the Banging Of The Drums Of War to Call out the Heroic And Noble Lost Cause Warriors of the VOCHAS to defend the Retreat From Washington, is, well, gosh, just the same old typical Drum Beating For War that we have grown accustom to hearing from the Defeatist Cut And Runners who are unwilling to step up to the plate and Join The Holy Crusades against all Things Dark And Evil like Nancy Pelosi, and her Demonic Forces Of Zombie Voodoo Demon Dust Bunnies that are hiding under the bed!!!!

BE AFRAID!!!!
... Nancy Pelosi, and her Demonic Forces Of Zombie Voodoo Demon Dust Bunnies that are hiding under the bed!!!!
THEY ARE OUT THERE !!!! They want to destroy your White Christain America!!!!

All Hail Great Leader!!! For Only His Great Majik And His Throbbing And Tumultuous Tubor Of TRutthineff is capable of turning back the Dark and Sinister Evil like Nancy Pelosi, and her Demonic Forces Of Zombie Voodoo Demon Dust Bunnies that are hiding under the bed!!!!

Are YOU doing your Part To Stop Nancy Pelosi, and her Demonic Forces Of Zombie Voodoo Demon Dust Bunnies that are hiding under the bed!!!!????!!!!
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Allow Me To HAMMER on that AGAIN

"There are individuals who want to blow up the tracks, and there are more of those individuals in the House," said one Senate leadership aide.

The collapse of the appropriations process will be felt soon in the Justice and Commerce departments, food-safety agencies and veterans' health care. "It's not just a mess. It's a mountainous mess," complained Wisconsin Rep. David Obey, the next House Appropriations Committee chairman.

[ cf Some Republicans Take a Scorched-Hill Tack ( emphasis mine) ]
Giving the High hard one to the veteran's health care...

Hum....

Would the Chicken Hawks who were beating the drums for someone else's war really take the concern of their own Domestic Political Agenda over the needs of the veterans health care???

And that in a time of transferring the tax liabilities unto the unborn....


All Hail Great Leader!!! For he has never let mere Domestic Political Agenda Items impede his efforts to dick over the veterans health care, since he has the Divine Will Of God as Providence Before HIM!!!

Are YOU doing your part to dick over the veterans health care???

Or are you hoping that Cheney will always be enough Dick for any Veteran's Community???
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Ding Dong The Evil demonic voodoo dust Bunny is Dead!!!

Glorious Patriotic Hero notesGo easy on the Cheney girl that simply because Dick Cheney's Unmarried Daughter is Pregnant, that Laura Bush should Go Easy On her, since these things Happen!!

Ah yes, The Dark Night of the Evil Rumour Mongering that she was some sort of Non-HeteroSeXual have come to a close, since clearly the Glorious Heroic Military Victory Of Victorious Out of Wedlock Pregnancy is a Glorious And Heroic Military Victory For the Forces of Truth, Justice, And the End to the Growing Threat Of Non-HeteroSeXuals and their Gay HomoZeXual Zombie Pirate Canadianists Dogma!!!

But that should clearly compell a more compellingly clear clarification for why Bombing Canada is the Only Thing That Can Be Done!!!

All Hail Great Leader!!!! For Great Leader IS Great!!!!
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USA Spews Weapons Grade Military Secrets!!!!

Are YOU as SHOCKED as I am that the Evil USA Today is Spewing Super Sekret Weapons Grade Military Secrets In
New Jersey mother Marcelle Shriver was surprised when her son Todd, now deployed with the U.S. Army in Iraq, asked if she could send him a couple cans of Silly String.

As The Star-Ledger explains, U.S. troops in Iraq have discovered that Silly String can help them find deadly tripwires attached to bombs. Spray it into a room before entering, they say, and if the strings all settle safely on the floor there aren't any wires. If the strings hang up on something -- the troops know not to go in.

Shriver organized folks at her church in Stratford, N.J., to collect cans of the stuff. A pilot in a private air freight company heard about what she was doing and arranged free shipping.

Now, Shriver's work has gotten notice in Time, from local TV and radio stations and from the Associated Press.

"For people who want to do something to help the troops but aren't sure what to do, it's a great little thing they can do,"Shriver told the Star-Ledger. "It's something inexpensive that everyone can help with -- school kids, Scout troops, churches. We're happy to take donations from anyone."

[ cf No kidding: 'Silly String' can save troops' lives ]
SHOCKING!!!!

This is Just SHOCKING!!!! And to think that some day, when OUR Troops are defending Our Homes and Our Families from the Brutal Blue Helmetted One Worlders as they embark upon a Militarist Brutal Onslaught of Mandating the Americanization Of America, our troops will no longer be able to use Trip Wire Booby Traps against the Godless Red Hordes!!!!!

Oh The Horror Of It ALL!!!!!

All Hail Great Leader!!! For lo, these sorts of Military Secrets Would not be released if ONLY More Americans Supported The Presidents Divine Right to Torture Anyone Anywhere to Protect These Vital Military Secrets!!!!

ARE YOU doing YOUR part to Protect Our Precious Bodily Fluids Of Military Secrets????

Oh FrigNark, we should Bomb Canada Because Of This, on just general principle...