December 1st, 2006


UnHoly Defeatist Cut And Runner!!! (The Britany Crisis)

Are you as SHOCKED!!! Shocked as I am that the Evil Liberal Media is covering up the True Reason For The Complete MORAL COLLAPSE of Britany, the former Pop Princess? Of course the Evil Liberal Media is spewing the Usual Left Wing Radical God Hating America Bashing Anti-War Propoganda of
When you're in a marriage and you're controlled by a lot of people, you repress your personality," Marshall said. "When all of that breaks loose, it's like the hinges come off the door."

Marshall speculated that Spears' exhibitionism could also be her way of getting back at a husband who may not have truly loved her.

"Kevin was naughty, he partied and he stepped out on her. She may be subconsciously be doing to him what he did to her," she said.

Like a peacock preening its feathers to attract a mate, by flashing her privates, Spears may be trying to lure a new man.

[ cf Why Britney's Behaving Badly ]
Oh like that is believable, I mean reallly!!!!

I mean what would anyone do after Both Rumsfeld and Frist ABANDONED OUR TROOPS!!!!! Stabbing them in the Back and Running Away!!! Leaving Innocent Pop Princess's Like Britanny at the Mercy of Iranian Flying Saucers and Asteroids From Planet Klendathu!!!!

Oh the Shame and Horror of so Callous and Unthinking an Evil Liberal Media that is so insensitive to so desperate a cry for Expanding the National Security Standards and the desperate need for the President to expand his powers to torture anyone, anywhere, to help Britany put her nickers back on and feel safe again!!!

Where are the Universal Calls for More Tax Cuts!!! More Torture And More Tax Cuts!!!!

Where is the care and concern that americans once showed before they fell into the dark abyss of the Evil Liberals and their Evil Whiley Wanton Ways of the Most Horrific Demonic Gay HomoZexual Monica Lewisky's!!!!

All Hail Great Leader!!!! For he knows the Majikal Powers of Torture and tax cuts to make america american again!!!

UnHoly Defeatist Cut And Runner!!! (The Baba O'Reilly Revisionism Crisis)

I am SHOCKED!!!!! SHOCKED I tell you to hear that the Evil Leftist Liberal BaBa O'Reilly of the Radical America Bashing Anti-War Peace Freaking, Dope Smoking, Hippie Dippy FauxNews is out brutally and viciously stabbing the Presidentl, and our troops in the back, with his God Hating America Bashing!!!
Summary: On his radio show, Bill O'Reilly falsely claimed that, "on the night" Saddam Hussein's "statue fell" in Baghdad at the beginning of the war in Iraq, he publicly criticized the Bush administration for not having a postwar reconstruction plan for Iraq. In fact, on that night's edition of The O'Reilly Factor, O'Reilly made no mention of looting or the difficulty of reconstructing Iraq, though he did ask a guest to comment on plans to "stabilize Baghdad."
[ cf O'Reilly falsely claimed he warned of the dangers of Iraqi looting "on the night that Saddam's statue fell" ]

We can expect any day now for BABA O'Reilly to start showing up wearing a Peace Symbol and engaging in More Anti-American God Hating America Bashing Anti-War Rhetoric as he Openly Kapitulates to the Appeasers!!!!

All Hail Great Leader!!! For Great Leader has always stayed the course!!!!

Speaking Of Exit Strategies....

Some here are old enough to answer the question,
Where were you when the radio reported that saigon had fallen?
so the interesting question before the crowd is whether the current administration has enough tallent to get a decent interval between the troop draw down, and the embassy staff cuts and runs for their lives....

Or are americans hoping that some how majikally we can just hold on, and conduct a fighting retreat out of Iraq??? Which will allow americans to expand their legacy of "lost cause" cultural moments, and how it is more important to deal with the 'stab in the back', and yada-yada-yada rather than sober up and address the actual flow of history.

The biggest tragedy of the last five years remains the unpleasantry of the 'pro-war' crowd always finding excuses for why they are still in the rear with the beer.... Yes, I can agree, someone had to protect us from the threat of Nancy Pelosi... And once again they have done such a lovely job at that too....

So what are the real lessons that americans think they are bringing to this discussion???

Getting Out In Front Of The Stabbed In The Back Meme...

It is sooooo comical how the WackJobs are working the new variation on the theme, this time blaming both the american voters and the iraqi's for stabbing GreatLeader in the back.....

WOW!!! Now that has got to sell!!!!! Once upon a time, back in the 90's, NeoCons felt like a Persecuted minority who were being brutally repressed!!!!! Then they came to power, and felt more repressed!!! Then they Got Dubya!!! and still felt brutally repressed!!! They had their Mission Accomplished Danced!!! and felt even more repressed by all of the kewl kids....

Now that they have lost control of both houses of congress, it is clear that they have once again been stabbed in the back by the very same people who have always repressed them....

What if americans were to start helping them get past their Cult Of The Lost Cause????

UnHoly Defeatist Cut And Runner!!! (The Repetative Headline Crisis)

Uh dudes, how many times can the Evil Liberal Media keep trotting out the same old boring headline about how Iraqi Bloodsheed Hits All New Record High before they get over the fact that at times one has to break a few eggs to make an expresso coffee shop...

It's not like the current policy of restoring the wetlands in Iraq to protect Iraq from the Iranian Flying Saucers was ever going to be easy!!!! So get over the fact that at times not simple things are not as simple as they could be!!!

All Hail Great Leader!!! For lo the mission has been accomplished, and we will just keep on staying the course until the source stays.

Sit Course!! Sit!!! Stay Course!!!! Stay!!!!

Roll over and Play Dead Course....

That's a good Course...

UnHoly Defeatist Cut And Runner!!! (TheWhineyStockBlogs)

I am SHOCKED!!!! Just SHOCKED!!! to read:
Prior to the 2004 presidential elections, the Department of Homeland Security regularly issued warnings of imminent terrorist attacks. These warnings often correlated with low poll numbers; they probably scared people, and they certainly cost the government money due to additional police and other protection. But it was never clear to me how real these warnings were so I am not sure whether to be thankful for the benefits of government vigilance or jaded by it because of the false warnings.

Yesterday, the Department of Homeland Security warned of attacks this month on stock trading and bank web sites. Anonymous sources suggested that a group calling itself "ANHIAR al-Dollar" is calling for Denial of Service attacks "to avenge 'Muslim brothers in the crusaders' Guantanamo prison camp.'" But this warning came with a special warning label of its own -- "the threat was unconfirmed and seemed to pose no immediate danger."

[ cf Is Homeland Security crying wolf again? ]

Just absolutely SHOCKING that so obvious a stab in the back of our valiant fighting forces who are at this very moment working on what new and improved family values oriented methodologies will be brought to bear against the Evil Demonic Forces who are forcing the value of the US Dollar Lower as a part of the Evil Satanic Cult Ritualists Evil Liberal Support Of The Evil Nancy Pelosi as a part of the whole Monolthic Godless Gay HomoZeXual Monica Lewinsky Plot to destroy Marriage and White Christian American Family Values!!!

Can there be any doubt that now more than ever we must BOMB CANADA!!!!

You Know!!!! To Keep America American!!!!

All Hail Great Leader!!! For he has been keeping america american no matter how evil and ugly the evil liberals have turned that nation into a land of defeatist cut and runners who can accept the abandonment of the troops by Dope Smoking Hippie Anti-War Types like Donald Rumsfeld who so clearly stabbed our troops in the back by not Fully Supporting Great Leaders Greatness!!!

UnHoly Defeatist Cut And Runner!!! (The Real Booga Booga)

Has anyone noticed how the radical left wing extremists evil liberal media is NOT at all covering the Growing Threat that Al-Qaedda may very well be in league not only with SATAN!!! but the Arachnid's of Planet Klendathu, and at this very moment they Could VERY WELL be arranging for MORE asteroids to be hurled against White Christian America!!! To Punish Americans For the HORROR of their Gay HomoZeXual Monica Lewinsky Family Destroying Ways!!!

All Hail Great Leader!!! For he has made us safer by having better booga booga about the Evil Monsters that roam beyond the edges of our camp fire lights and are at this very moment slaughtering the Dust Bunnies Under Your Bed to turn them into Gay HomoZexual Zombie Dust Bunnies that will Come Out And Attack You While You Sleep!!!!