November 29th, 2006

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Unholy Defeatist Cut And Runner!!! (The List Grows))

Are YOU as shocked as I was to learn:
Senate Republican Leader Bill Frist won't seek his party's presidential nomination in 2008, saying the ``season of being an elected official has come to a close.''

``I do not intend to run for president in 2008,'' Frist said in a statement. Frist didn't seek re-election to the Senate representing Tennessee this year and is leaving Congress.

He had little chance of success in a presidential bid, said Norm Ornstein of the American Enterprise Institute, a public policy organization in Washington.

``Let's face it, this would have been a steeply uphill struggle,'' Ornstein said.

A heart surgeon, Frist made his first bid for public office in 1994 when he successfully challenged incumbent Democratic Senator Jim Sasser of Tennessee. Frist became Senate majority leader in 2002. He was President George W. Bush's choice to replace Trent Lott of Mississippi as majority leader when Lott stepped aside after making racially insensitive remarks.

[ cf Frist Says He Won't Seek Republican Presidential Nomination ]
SHOCKED!!!! Shocked I tell You!!!!!

To so openly Stab Our Valiant Fighting Forces In The Back like that!!!! It is Just Shocking!!!!

All Hail Great Leadere!!!! For clearly he still stays the course and does not let any form of facts of mere details impinge on the Most Holyiest Of All Holy Crusades Against All Evil Things, EVERYWHERE!!!
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Does Jesus Recognize Liberals????

I mean, this may be the critical question of our era!!!

IF one were to Kill a Liberal, would it count the same as if one had killed a Human Being??? Or an Unborn Person? Or an Imaginary Enemy with an Imaginary Weapon???

Clearly the VOCHAS, you remember them, the great war heroes, the likes of which formed organizations like the imfamous "fighting 101st keyboardists" who were going to protect us from the Growing Threat Of Nancy Pelosi!!!! But who appear to have failed, some how, and it may well be that they are still in deep negotiations to figure out if they can get more points for killing liberals, even if Jesus does not recognize them as actual Human Beings like RealTrueBelievers[dm]!!!


Alll Hail Great Leader!!! For he has never really worried about anything that Jesus might recognize.
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Ah yes, the Full On Horror Of It All.....

well it appears that the liberals are starting to get it, that the democrats Love Torture as much as the last group of congressional leaders, cf Profiles In Cowardice. Ah the tragedy of it all....

But on the equally comical side is that laugh a minute quip witted, who cares about the troops, Great Leader Himself, and his ever comical, ever funny fun guy attitude, Bush Compassion!!! Ah yes, america, where it takes Dead, Maimed, and wounded GI's got get wood for some of the Great War Heroes with no prior military service....

And yes, kiddies, the idea of a Liberal Hawk is making a come back, cf Just How Sick Is The Discourse In This Country?. Ah yes, for those who always wondered how great was that Vietnam Era when Great War Heroes like Karl Rove and Rush Limbaugh were winning the war at home, you still have any questions left open about it all??? Or can we just declare victory and bring the troops home!!!

All Hail Great Leader!!! For his wit is witty, and while he is FRIGHTENED of photographs of Barbarella, this does not mean that he is a wimp or unwilling to do what ever it will take to keep on blaming the leftists leaning defeatist cut and runners like Frist and Rumsfeld for the failure of the Most Holyiest Of All Holy Crusades to restore the wetlands of Iraq!!!! Just like Jesus would have wanted!!!!
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Those Damn Defeatists Cut And Runnings In The Radical Left Wing Extremists Press!!!

Oh dear, and now the home of Komrade Michelle "to the death camps" Malkin we get this heinous spews:
Is President Bush still the nation's commander in chief? Yes, he continues to return the salute when boarding Marine One, but it's a role he sometimes seems on the verge of abdicating.

He has left the question of troop levels in Iraq to the generals on the ground. Gen. George W. Casey Jr. told Bush a few months ago that they would wait and see how Iraq looked after Ramadan, which ended in late October. Well, Iraq looked worse. Now the administration seems to want to wait to see the conclusions of the Baker-Hamilton Iraq Study Group or one of its internal reviews of Iraq policy before making any new departures. In the meantime, Iraq looks still worse. As the administration waits, Iraq burns.

[ cf Bush adrift ]
SHOCKING!!!!

It is just SHOCKING that anyone should be so OPENLY anti-american!!! and failing to support the Greatest Military Leader EVER!!!! Remember when that was once considered grounds for Treason, which once meant more than that HanoiAnnie Coulter was all angry at God because she didn't get to have a Penis, and that her daddy wasted all that money sending her to college rather than getting her a dowery so she could get married!!!!

Oh what ever ARE the VOCHAS going to do these days as their Great Cult Of Personality Collapses around their heads and they are still not at all sure how to be the Great War Heroes like their Much Beloved Great War Heroes Karl Rove and Rush Limbaugh!!!

And to think that once upon a time these Snivelling Whinners had the gumption to question our patriotism when we asked them
Why Iraq?
Why Now???
as if some how their Christianist Blind Belief In Great Leader was some valid alternative for a rational argument.

So, yeah, All Hail Great Leader!!!! For he has stayed the course, give or take the drifting and meandering, for lo he has delivered the DEAD, MAIMED and WOUNDED GI's that are needed so that the TrooBeWeevers[dm] can get wood, and maybe get laid, rather than merely getting splinters in their hands and demanding that they get Purple Heart License Plates for their valiant war efforts!!!
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Civil or UnCivil War, is that really the question????

Currently the Evil Liberal Media is trying to blame everyone else for considering the events in iraq as a 'civil war', in an effort to make it sound as if things in Iraq are not all swiming and wonderful!!! So Some Evil Liberals are debating whether or not to refer to is as a 'civil war'.

But let us be reasonable, the real question is whether or not this is a 'war' at all to begin with.

What really makes it a 'war'???? That this time around there are More Dead, Maimed, and Wounded american troops, than the last time around??? Is that really what makes 'war' of mere killing???

Or is the really scary thought here that we should be MORE AFRAID as we learn what the real 'wag the dog' moment has been in this administration, that is clearly more 'whatEver!!!' than in the last administration....

So shouldn't we first resolve if WE are 'more@war' - and from there move onto whether or not we need to 'win the war' or 'win the peace'? And in that context work out if we want to restore the Peace Time Draft, so that the government can have enough boots to go to Iraq to help restore the Iraqi Wetlands, that have been so clearly destroyed by Iranian Flying Saucers!!!! and Then we might want to work out why we are limiting our 'eco-terrorist' policies of restoring wetlands to merely iraq - and not to the neighboring Syria, Iran, Jordan, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, and ....

All Hail Great Leader!!! For his daughters are willing to stay the course in Buenos Aries, knowing full well that they risk the growing threat that asteroids from Klendathu might more likely close out their vacation on that battle front, than the state department's concern about the grotesque damage done to the national Honor!!!!! Since Staying The Course IS the only Course of Action!!!! EVER!!!!!
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Victory Through Ipods!!!!

No Matter what the Evil Demonic Radical Left Wing Extremists over at the MojoWire say about ipods, in their Evil St00piddest Things Ever Said, Part IV the true Holy Crusader Knows The TrooIerTruthieneff[dm] of it all!!!
The Bush administration wants North Korea's attention, so like a scolding parent it's trying to make it tougher for that country's eccentric leader to buy iPods, plasma televisions and Segway electric scooters. The U.S. government's first-ever effort to use trade sanctions to personally aggravate a foreign president expressly targets items believed to be favored by Kim Jong Il or presented by him as gifts to the roughly 600 loyalist families who run the communist government.

Kim, who engineered a secret nuclear weapons program, has other options for obtaining the high-end consumer electronics and other items he wants.

But the list of proposed luxury sanctions, obtained by The Associated Press, aims to make Kim's swanky life harder: No more cognac, Rolex watches, cigarettes, artwork, expensive cars, Harley Davidson motorcycles or even personal watercraft, such as Jet Skis.

[ cf U.S. bans sale of iPods to North Korea ]
Squick....

Yes, boys and girls, SQUICK!!!!!

The Most Holiest Of Holy Crusades against all Evil Space Alien Space Monsters has turned it up a Notch!!!! No More Ipods For Evil Demonic Forces Of Darkness And Their Dark Underlyings Of EVIL!!!!!! Yes now more than ever that SHOULD teach the evil doers at Apple Corporation that they MUST put back the part of the logo that was bitten out, and has stood as the Symbol Of Global Sinfulness And Apostate Hatred Of Our White Christian America!!!! Yes NOW more than Ever all true Holy Crusaders MUST STOP the Evil Apple Corporations Evil AppleNeff, and it's whiley wanton wicked Ways!!!!!!

All Hail Great Leader!!!! For his Great Taste In Cultural Greatness has Greatly Tasted The Cultural Wars and the Clear And Compelling Need to put the QuayZine back into the Cullinary Arts Of Culture Wars!!!!
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Demonic Forces Of Devil Worshippers On The Rampage...

Last week, a couple were threatened with fines of $25 a day by their homeowners’ association unless they removed a four-foot wreath shaped like a peace symbol from the front of their house.

The fines have been dropped, and the three-member board of the association has resigned, according to an e-mail message sent to residents on Monday.
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In its original letter to the couple, Lisa Jensen and Bill Trimarco, the association said some neighbors had found the peace symbol politically “divisive.”

A board member later told a newspaper that he thought the familiar circle with angled lines was also, perhaps, a sign of the devil.

[ cf Pro-Peace Symbol Forces Win Battle in Colorado Town ]
I mean, be realistic here....

Once Again American Pravda has come out in open support of Devil Worshipping Demonic Forces Rampaging Against our White Christian America with their Devil Worshopping Demons and Demonic Devils Worshipping.....

All Hail Great Leader!!! For he has been able to keep the demonic forces at bay until stabbed in the back by the radical left wing extremists like Rush Limbaugh, Gnewt Gingrich, and the rest of the Sinister Kultur of Death And Draft Dodging who are unwilling to support the Greatest Military Leader EVER!!! as he goes slaying and slewing the demonic Forces Of Devil Worthsiping IkkyYukkyPoohPerIsms[dm]!!!