November 15th, 2006

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Stop PunditSlash, Now More Than EVER!!!

Mien Gott Im Himmel!!! We are knee deep in the Most HOLIEST OF HOLY CRUSADES!!! To stop the Evil Iranian Flying Saucer, and their Dark And Sinister Web Of Iranian Mental Floss!!!! And what are Radical Left Wing Extremists like tomscud BibbleBabbling About In SUCH SINISTER RADCIAL EXTREMIST PLOTTING AS Pundit slash!!!!

DO NOT READ THAT FILTH!!! DO NOT READ THE RADICAL EXTREMIST DOGMA AT Making Light!!!!

Instead do your part to help raise money for Hooray!!! as we struggle to find a Cure - or at least a RentBoy For Baba O'Reilly, and follow his holy transition from mere social parasite to complete mindless boob.

All Hail Great Leader!!! For He Has Yet To Be Picked On As A Mere Mindless Drunken Frat Boy Who Accidentally Invades The Wrong Country For No Apparent Reason At All!!!
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Momie, They Are Here.....

One Of My Evil Liberal Friends Sent me:
November 14, 2006 - With the Democrats taking control of both the U.S. Senate and House of Representatives this January, we can expect the Human Rights Campaign (HRC) and its pro-homosexual surrogates newly elected to Congress, to begin an aggressive push for passage of a “hate crimes” bill designed to provide federally protected status to the behavior of homosexuality. This hate crimes bill is likely to be a re-engineered version of the old Local Law Enforcement Enhancement Act (LLEEA). The pro-homosexual, anti-Christian Employment Non-Discrimination Act (ENDA) is another bill that will be revived as part of the homosexual agenda.

Americans voted for a change in Congress. They obviously have not seriously considered the kind of changes they may have to cope with once the homosexual agenda goes into full swing in the Senate and House.

The homosexual goal is to create protected minority status for homosexuality as though it were equal to such immutable characteristics as race. The side-effect of this effort will be to criminalize criticism of homosexual conduct and to violate religious freedom and freedom of conscience. It is also likely that all attempts to pass a constitutional marriage amendment will be dead on arrival in the Senate.

[ cf Pro-Homosexual Democrats To Push Anti-Christian ‘Hate Crime’ Legislation ]
to which I retorted:
let me see if I get you straight, it is OK to allow the Gay HomoZeXual Al-Qaeda Cyborg Iranian Flying Saucer Piloting Zombie Pirate Canadianists to destroy our white christian america simply because you are soft on Communism???
Now Americans Willl Know The TRUTH!!!

The WHOLE TRUTH ABOUT THE HORROR!!!!

All Hail Great Leader!!! For He can remember that he is the father of some daughters, and that should help him feel mostly more reasured about his gender role identification, even if he BOLTED like a Spring Colt at the Photo Graph of Barbarella as the NVA AAA Pinup Girl, not that we want to cast too many asparagii at his manhood, and the fact that many other gay men have daughters, although many of those actually wound up serving on active duty, rather than hiding, but at least Great Leader Is Bold And Creative!!!
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Today In Post Surrealism - That War Stuff

Say What????
Iraq will be the overwhelming priority for the Senate Armed Services Committee in the new Democrat-controlled Congress, its incoming chairman, Sen. Carl Levin of Michigan, said Monday.

A phased redeployment from Iraq, beginning within four to six months, is Levin’s top priority.

He also wants the committee to look at rebuilding the readiness of ground units; review progress in Afghanistan; and study the overall structure of the force to determine if the military has the size, organization and equipment for current and possible future conflicts.

Beyond Iraq, Levin said he wants the committee to do more oversight of defense programs to determine how the Bush administration has managed taxpayer dollars and to ensure everything being done is legal.

He wants more attention given to nuclear and especially non-nuclear proliferation programs, and wants to take a closer look at overhauling the weapons acquisition process, Pentagon-planned reforms for civilian personnel and a seemingly never-ending restructuring of military financial systems, he said.

[ cf Senate defense panel to focus on Iraq, Levin says ]
But should congress even be allowed to know anything about ThatIraqiThingiePooh????

OH MY GOD!!!!! If we allow Congress To KNOW about ThatIraqiThingiePooh!!!! Then Congress would know that there are american troops In Iraq!!! And IF Congress KNOWS that there are troops in Iraq!!!! Then The Enemy, The Democratics In Congress, will KNOW that there are american troops in Iraq!!!!!

Can We REALLY allow that???

All Hail Great Leader!!!! For he has been able to protect americans from the knowledge that there are american troops in Iraq by keeping that knowledge out of congress, and therefore out of the concern of americans about where our troops may be deployed.
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More Holy Crusaders To Defeat Papists????

As we all know, Baba O'Reilly of FauxNews has his finger on the pulse of Our Glorious Victory!!!!!
On the November 14 edition of Fox News' The O'Reilly Factor, host Bill O'Reilly warned the Vatican to either "wise up or shut up" when criticizing U.S. policy concerning the "illegal invasion" of the United States by people coming in from Mexico. O'Reilly declared that "[t]he Vatican opposes the [border] fence; they oppose the National Guard; it opposes any kind of punitive action against people who sneak in here, so ... the Vatican needs to wise up or shut up."
[ cf MediaMatters ]
Can there be any Doubt About It???

Now More than ever we must support the president to support the Holy Crusaders who are at this very moment winning ever glorious and ever victorious victories over the Papists and their Evil Liberal Modern SeXular Humanists who are bent upon the Destruction Of Our White Christian America!!!!

All Hail Great Leader!!! For Great Leader has always been the Heroic Leader Of Leadering!!!!
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Michael Savage, Holy Crusader!!!

Ah yes, thanks to Media Matter for Olberman's take,
Our runner-up tonight, Michael Weiner-Savage, back on the radio declaring, quote, "The radical homosexual agenda will not stop until religion is outlawed in this country," and "they want full and total subjugation of this society to their agenda." Hey, fella, you're just nuts, huh?
[ cf MediaMatters ]
Where else but in the Most Holiest Of Holies can Great War Heroes Like Michael Savage come out in the open in their Holy Crusade against Religion!!!! As the only way to truly restore our White Christian America To the one true and only Faith!!!!

All Hail Great Leader!!! For He has kept himself in his true religion mode for most of the time when it was religiously righteous to be modal about truthiness.
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Why Does CNN Hate America????

I mean not since the stoner tripping about the fact that the US Navy Issued Immams to the USMC have we seen such wackJobLand...
On the November 14 edition of his CNN Headline News program, Glenn Beck interviewed Rep.-elect Keith Ellison (D-MN), who became the first Muslim ever elected to Congress on November 7, and asked Ellison if he could "have five minutes here where we're just politically incorrect and I play the cards up on the table." After Ellison agreed, Beck said: "I have been nervous about this interview with you, because what I feel like saying is, 'Sir, prove to me that you are not working with our enemies.' " Beck added: "I'm not accusing you of being an enemy, but that's the way I feel, and I think a lot of Americans will feel that way."
[ cf MediaMatters ]
WOW!!!! Talk about the Great Moral Courage there....

I mean, hey Beck, what is it that you have to show that you are actually and american??? And not a Terrorist??? Hum???

All Hail Great Leader!!!! For He has always supported those parts of the american way of life that conformed with his sense of conformity to his way or the highway attitudes about compromise and consensus building...
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And The Liberals Wake Up And Smell The Coffee.

I feel sort of sad for Digby, since he seems to just be waking up to the reality of americana ( cf The Conservative Consensus ) since it really IS coming as a surprise to him, or so it seems, that the whole Holy Crusade of the last 40 years, ever since LBJ signed off on the Civil Rights Act, and 'lost the south for a generation', has been about finally winninng the second, or maybe if all else fails, the 3rd American Civil War.

The tragedy here is that for most americans they have been AWOL from the war in america for america.

It is a sad, sad, sad tragedy that they have been out playing at other issues, such as their Pet Rock Collection....

I would seriously recommend that folks take a waltz through Digby's Take, and get ready to sort out if you are willing to do your part to win the actual "war" - or is it time to keep on wondering if Britany Spear's Sex Tape will be cooler than whom ever was the last one....

It may take more than a few media hype moments to get america back.

All Hail Great Leader!!!! For no level of Commitment has been left unadvocated, while dodging out on the actualities.
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More Why Does Beck Hate America???

I don't know which is the funnier story here, the Actual Technical Media Watch Whine Beck juxtaposed Hitler's "decree permitting euthanasia" with Clinton's plan for health care or the back ground image in Komrade Party Leader Beck's little tirade about "thou shall not kill".

Wow....

And to pull that rabit out of the hat so soon after rumsfeld resigned, as if there were no troops overseas engaged in military like operations.

All Hail Great Leader!!!! For he never had to worry about the technical details of any of the 10 commandments in any of the languages as his supporting staff offered him cheap grace at bargain basement discount prices.