November 2nd, 2006

yellow_elephant

There is no correlation, what ever, at al, NONE!!!

Just because Operation Falcon III, the Greatest And Biggest And Most Stupendous of All The Rounding Up Of All Evil Criminals, EVER!!! happened in the same context as the growing revelations that there are Persons in the Current Government who are making charges that there were efforts to topple the regime in Beirut, does not mean that these two things occurred in conjunction with each other!!!

Operation Falcon IV, V, and VI will of course be even More Glorious And More Most EverIst EVER!!!! and will include detaining terrorists who voted for the wrong political candidates.

So Remembere Boys And Girls!!! when You go to the Polls to learn from the State Security Apparatus which way you would have Voted, remember you are DOING YOUR PART to stop Communism!!!!

All Hail great Leader!!! For Great leader is Great!!!!
yellow_elephant

And in Christianist Math/Geography?

Hey kids,
Iran on Thursday launched several types of missiles at the start of a large-scale military maneuvers, including the Shahab-3 ballistic missiles with a range of more than 2,000 km, the state television reported.

"The Shahab missiles carrying cluster warheads have a range of 2,000 km, they were fired from the desert of Qom," a city 120 km south of Tehran, the television reported.

[ cf Iran fires off ballistic missiles in military maneuver }
Hum.... is 2,000 km short enough to miss the United States Of America????

Before you answer, remember that the Grand Canyon is less than 10,000 years old.

And, well, one really should have questions about the DANGERS of introducing the Hindoo notion of Zero!!!

So Booga-Booga!!! as my friends say!!!

And of course, Hail Great Leader!!! Because Great Leader Is Great!!!
yellow_elephant

Why DO they hate Us????

It was clearly not the day to give up hard drinking, eh? On the down side there is the whole Meme floating around, that is ironic, watching a nice white guy with a straight face, trying to defend me, a vet, from the evils of John Kerry, a Vet, for what Kerry Said. WOW!!! I so love america, where their guilt over being in the rear with the beer is so stoney that they will do anything to defend the VOCHAS who failed to show up for their generations Greatest Of All Possible War ThingiePoohs...

Then dear old tongodeon hurls up the fur ball he calls The suicide of Alyssa R Peterson which gets a bit scary, where one of the writers talks about
a "non-combat weapons discharge" to the head.
Ah yes, those halcyon days, now long since lost....

You know, when the indictment of American Troops, by american troops, did not include "conspiracy to commit murder" against their own troopers as a part of the effort to cover up the other war crimes passed down in the indictment.

So these sorts of things are NOT at all reassuring in our current era, as the VOCHAS start down their 'why you should not pick on me' counter arguments that make active duty military service, rank, well, right up there with cleaning public toilets in public buildings.... Go parse your way through the unpleasantry of the VOCHAS as they try to create, as my friend S9 put it, the equivolancy, that will allow them to DUCK OUT on their obligation, as a part of the Social Contract, that sends some off to do Military Service. Which is really important to the VOCHAS, while they are working so hard on NOT having to go and follow their ideological rhetoric into Combat, and that as a part of a formal military service, and in particular as a member of the American Armed Force.

It is not at all clear whom this Capt Eric H. May really is, but it is interesting to rummage around and find interesting things like:
Last year the big scandal in the Houston-area recruiting racket was Sergeant Thomas Kelt, who threatened those he was recruiting with arrest if they didn't enlist into the Army, thereby giving a new meaning to "impressing potential recruits." l

This year the scandal has come back with a vengeance, with reports that the same recruiter who coerced the clueless last year, far from being removed from recruiting, has been promoted -- to be in charge of other recruiters.

[ cf The Hidden Draft in Our Schools ]
Hum... Hum... Hum...

And to think that we got some 13,600+ exemptions issues to get sub-standardard recruits into the American Army, to get some of that Army Strength, while our friends in the Young College Republicans were worrying about their social standing, and what it would mean to date a girl who would lie about which sorority she pledged....

Yeah, maybe today was not the day to give up on Hard Drinking.

Oh well, All Hail Great Leader, For Great Leader IS Great!!!
yellow_elephant

Sex, Sex, Sex, don't you just get tired of it all!!!!

Ok, so the head of the National Association of Evangelicals just stood down, while someone works out which position the NAE should take on the God Fearing Tax Cuts and Write Offs that Jesus would advocate as a part of a Depletion Allowance for paying Males To Have Sex. Or as the EVIL LIBERAL MEDIA ASSERTS
he leader of the influential National Association of Evangelicals, a vocal opponent of the drive for same-sex marriage, resigned Thursday after being accused of paying for sex with a man.

The Rev. Ted Haggard also stepped aside as head of his 14,000-member New Life Church while a church panel investigates, saying he could "not continue to minister under the cloud created by the accusations."

The investigation came after a 49-year-old man told a Denver radio station that Haggard paid him to have sex.

[ cf Key Evangelical quits amid gay sex claim ]
Notice how those Evil Liberals do not worry about the important issue here!!!

I mean how big a Depletion Allowance Tax Offset WOULD jesus demand in a time like this!!! We are you know, knee deep in the need to transfer the tax liabilities unto the Unborn!!!

Then there is that growing hazy list of which Congressional/White House/Party Apparrachniki were engaged in which levels of Sado-Masochistic violence, that they should have taken to an interrogation chamber where they would have been more safely protected under the ruse of National Security than if they did, as they did, and got caught in public doing those things with persons not easily Identified as Terrorists!!!!

I mean, when we have to put up with the WHINING about how Rep Don Sherwood - who is in a tight race with some democrat - who apparently is some sort of nasty person who does not support the right to buy off one's "mistress" - Big Scare Quotes there, eh??? Yes, the So Called "mistress", I mean what happened to the God Fearing Biblically Innerrant Concept of CONCUBINE!!! Have the bayonet weilding blue belly god hating america bashers so bufffalo'd everyone that no one has the Juevoes to step up to the Plate in this new and improved Ownership Society and MANDATE that we restore the Position of Concubine - and with it the obligatory amortization table that is required as a part of the tax resolution mechanism on such major capital expenditures.

And to be fare and Balanced, some whiney liberal was evil and whining about how Congress was poking us High And Hard - and of course never did take the time to point out that in a proper and civilized society, they would have the gracious curtesy of at least offering a Reach Around!!!

I say I am JUST SHOCKED!!!! SHOCKED I TELL YOU!!!

All Hail Great Leader!!! Who is great because he does not support any of this ikky yukky gross sex stuff.

He proves he's a Dick The Old Fashion way - he Hired One to play as both his friend and VEEP.