October 27th, 2006


White House To Water Board Cheney???

I mean, which side is the White House ON when it comes to supporting the President to Support the troops?
The White House said Friday that U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney was not talking about a torture technique known as "water boarding" when he said dunking terrorism suspects in water during questioning was a "no-brainer.''

Human rights groups said Cheney's comments amounted to an endorsement of water boarding, in which the victim believes he is about to drown.

"You know as a matter of common sense that the vice president of the United States is not going to be talking about water boarding. Never would, never does, never will," presidential spokesman Tony Snow said. "You think Dick Cheney's going to slip up on something like this? No, come on.''

[ cf White House denies Cheney endorsed torture ]
Help Us Out Here Tony???

When the VP Supports Torture you say that you do not support the VP Supporting Torture.

And whent the VP says that he does not Support Torture, the white house fails to contradict him with how much the White House Keeps On Supporting National Day Of Torture.....

Besides, isn't it a little early to pre-emptively jump the Gun on the 2007 Kabuki Theatre Macbre Dance Of Torture Ammendments????

Or is Dick scared that if the Americans Decide that American Law is Law In America, that they may also decide to prosecute criminals for who have been involved in Criminal Conspiracies???

What if the white house and Dear Old Dick were to say publish the official list of which Torture Techniques they personal find make better Penis Extension Systems than the others, and which are this seasons qoolieo buzzzphrases for all of that... You know, that way we would be able to more openly support the Greatest Military Leader EVER!!! and his qoolieo coolness.

All Hail Great Leader!!!

Center Of Gravity Shifts To America!!!

Hey Boys and Girls, it is OFFICIAL!!! It is now time to Activate the 101st Fighting Keyboardists, since the Center of Gravity of the WhateverOnWhomever has now officially shifted out of the Middle East and Back to the USofA!!!
The "center of gravity" in the Iraq war is in America with the American people, not on the battlefield, and the media is a powerful tool that influences the people's will, Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld said Oct. 24.

"This is the first war that's been conducted in the 21st century with all the new media realities of 24-hour talk radio and Sony cams and digital cameras and news constantly on television," Secretary Rumsfeld. "But the American people have a pretty good center of gravity.

"They've got a good inner gyroscope," he said. "And it may be disorienting for a time; it may blow us off course somewhat, but we tend to re-center."

America's wars always have had critics, but the difference in this war is the prevalence of the media, Secretary Rumsfeld said. Terrorists recognize the influence the media has, so they use their own media committees to determine how best to manipulate the American public through the media, he said.

[ cf Rumsfeld: Terrorists use media to manipulate American people ]
Hum, what happened to the "armed forces" in the old school tie "AFNS" - that was the Armed Forces News Service, before it became this new Fangled Thing, the "American Forces Press Service".

I mean, do we really need to force the Press Service, like as if this were merely some Red Hollywood Hustle???

Or is that the Really Super Dooper Found art moment, as Rummy spaces over the years of ThatVietnameseThingiePooh.... I can understand how easy it would be to space out the american involvement in that fun filled Generation Defining Experience - if, well, gosh, golly Geee Whiz, this current administration has built itself upon the very folks who were having such a Bad Hair Day Back Then.... And, well, just the thought of tying the two experiences together with any sort of actual rational Comparative analysis would be, wait for it
so it is not like Rummy is actually lying to americans.

Anyone who engages in the TERRORIST ATTACKS ON AMERICA of remembering, well, clearly shows How EVIL those types of people Are!!!

Remember Boys and Girls,
Memory Is Not Only Theft!!!!
Do you want to do your part???

All Hail Great Leader!!! For Great Leader Is Great!!!!

Canada Attacks America!!!!

In One More Dangerous Turn Of The Screw From The Demonic Forces Of Evil In Canada we get:
An American sex offender who was sentenced by a U.S. judge to three years "exile" in Canada was arrested by Canadian border guards on Thursday and faces deportation, the government said.

Federal ministers and legislators had expressed deep unhappiness after a New York state judge allowed former teacher Malcolm Watson -- convicted of having sex with a 15-year-old girl -- to live in Canada on probation rather than spending time in a U.S. jail.

Public Safety Minister Stockwell Day said the government had officially requested that Watson be deemed inadmissible to Canada because of his conviction. Immigration officials will start examining the case at a hearing on Friday.

"We don't want to see Canada become a haven for pedophiles or any other person committing serious crime," Day told reporters.

"We don't want U.S. courts getting the notion that we just take people here that they would have put in jail but they instead send to Canada."

U.S. authorities say Watson's relationship with the 15-year-old was consensual. The age of consent in Canada is 14 but it rises to 18 if the sex takes place within a relationship of trust or dependency, such as between a teacher and student.

Watson, a U.S. citizen, lives in southern Ontario near the U.S. border with his wife and children. He had commuted to work at a girls' school in nearby Buffalo, New York.

The U.S. judge ruled that Watson could return to the United States only to report to his parole officer.

{ cited from Ottawa seeks to deport U.S. man "exiled" to Canada }
I Am Just SHOCKED!!!!

Do Canadianists REALLY think that they can over Turn Americanism with their Evil Ways???

Now, more than ever, BOMB CANADA!!! It is the only way to keep america safe!!!

All Hail Great Leader!!! For Great Leader Is Great!!!

Can Americans Allow Iraq to Fall To The Iraqi's???

Hum... Rummy is telling them thar evil folks, that they must back off on demands about Iraq taking control of Iraq.....

Ok, so if Iraq is not in control of Iraq? Is it an american protectorate???

Or is it just one more failed nation state that should be in the hands of the UN????

Or is Rummy hoping that majikally the Iraqi's Will take Control of Iraq, without that Control callenging the american protectorate???

Or is this just more of Dear Old Dick's Love Of Torture????

Inquiring Minds Just Want To Know!!!!

All Hail To Great Leader!!! For Great Leader Is Great!!! And Great Leader brought us Dear Old Dick and Rummy as his alternative performance art piece, which he had hoped would be produced by Kevin Smith as "Jay and Silent Bob go To Oz and Bomb The Shit OUT 'em because they are not the right sort of Zombies From New Jearsy"....

Yes!!! No One Is More Great Leader Than Great Leader!!!

All Hail Great Leader!!!

Today In Post Surrealism

On the Fox side, you have Americans who believe it is morally right to create and then destroy in research life in pursuit of curing terrible afflictions. The Limbaugh side says it is morally wrong to interfere with nature and terminate a potential human being, even in its initial stages.

Now it all comes down to what you believe. Nobody can win the debate. You either believe life begins at conception or you don't. And the polls say Americans are about equally divided on the issue.

But things get even more complicated when you see tragedies like Christopher Reeve and Michael J. Fox right before your eyes. I mean, who doesn't want these people cured? I'm sure Mr. Fox believes he is doing the absolute right thing in demanding that embryonic stem cell research go forward and I know Mr. Limbaugh believes he is doing the absolute right thing in objecting to the destruction of potential human beings.

{ cf FoxNews: The Truth About Michael J. Fox and Rush Limbaugh ]
Ok, so Stem Cell Research is about Brutally MURDERING PEOPLE!!!

And this is why Such Great War Heroes Like Rush Limbaugh are not talking about the Issue that Stem Cell Research IS BRUTALLY MURDERING PEOPLE, but rather he attacks the Messenger....


And to Think Glorious Great War Hero Bill O'Reilly is being the Moderating Voice in this exchange between Peace Loving Rush Limbaugh and the Radical Left Wing Extremists Genoicadal Manic Michael J. Fox who wants to BRUTALLY MURDER PEOPLE!!!

All Hail Great Leader!!! For Great Leader Is Greatly Leading Us Unto the Bright New Day In The Post Surrealist World!!!

All Hail Great Leader!!!

Go Great Leader GO!!!

UPI is reporting that Great Leader is meeting with NATO Secretary-General Jaap de Hoop Scheffe!!! and that they are talking about Afghanistan and other NATO Matter!!!

That's the way to do it Great Leader!!! Show those Evil Ferrign Devils that if they do not stop Killing Innocent Civilians In Afghanistan that the Americans are Willing to Start Slaughtering ALL Of those Nasty NATO Types!!!!

Go Great Leader GO!!!

All Hail Great Leader Is Great!!! For Great Leader IS greater than Speed Racer!!!
So Go Great Leader Go!!!

"And he's got the Beat, He's Got The Beat, He's Got The BEAT. YYYEAH!!!!"
-- The Great Leader A-Go-Go!!!

got Sharia????


Seems that the FreakShow is all upset about the Egyptian Brotherhood coming to america and trying to radicalize the Islamic taxi driver into not driving around anyone who has alcohol with them (here)


Now remind me again, what was the FreakShow position on 'christian' pharmacists and the filling of contraceptive prescriptions for womyn???


If it is bad to allow Fundamentalists Extremists to impose their personal Religious Cultic Behavior on others, is that limited to only some of the Fundamentalists Extremists or is this one of those standards questions that gets real complicated, real quick....

Or IS that really the scary issue here. If americans were to start dealing with their issues, then, well gosh, who knows what sort of stuff might follow from that...

What if the Seperation of Church and State were an idea that the Founding Father's Might have been aware of, given their proximity to the flow of history that had brought us such lovely little religious wars in europe....

Brutal Canadianist Onslaught

And Still With The Evil Canadianist Onslaughts! The Demonic Article Starts With:
Now, I know this may offend those who suffer from this particular condition, and these individuals might not like it much when I suggest that a certain person with this diagnosis is exaggerating his symptoms, but I have to say, I think Rush Limbaugh is just pretending to be a dick.
[ Cf Everyone knows Rush Limbaugh's just faking ]
Well Now Komrade Party Leader Linwood Barkley.

Yes, that Red Fellow Travellor from Darkest Reddist Communist TorontoStan, where he penned his massively Anti-American Screed, Mike Harris Made Me Eat My Dog. Of course the Typical RedIslamoFascistZionistBolshivikiBankingKonspirkiiZombiePropogandist would want the Evil Liberal Media Meat Puppets to PRETEND that the book is about Merely Mike Harris, The Premier Of Ontario, but THEY WOULD BE WRONG!!!! It was all a part of the Brutal Bush Bashing Attack that the Evil Canadianists have been Conducting ever since it was released in 1998!!!

Can there be any doubt that we MUST BOMB CANADA!!!

The Demonic Dark Land that Harbours SUCH BRUTAL AND VICIOUS CANADIANISTS who have absolutely No Respect for Great Military War Heroes like Rush Limbaugh, The veritable Kentucky Fried Colonel of the DittoHead Brigade!!!!

Can we get a rousing Round of BOMB CANADA!!! out of the Congregation as we start into the Evening Pray Session and All Hail Great Leader Festival!!!!

All Hail Great Leader!!! For Great Leader Is Great!!!!