August 22nd, 2006


War? What War???

Does the President really mean to suggest that there is a 'war' going on out there???

Is he serious?

I thought that we were merely engaged in the Holy Crusade Against Iranian Flying Saucers, and of course, the whole restoration of the Iraqi Wetlands....

Yes, yes, yes, I understand that the typical anti-war, anti-military evil liberal types are all into persecuting Saddam Hussein, because he is a christian, which is why they have been getting all of those Trumped Up Political Charges about his having irradicated a bunch of terrorists who had been aligned with Iran during the Iran/Iraq War.

But, as we all have come to learn, all americans really understand what Saddam was going through. It was not like he could afford pull out of Iraq before the Job Was Done. And if there was anything that was untoward that occurred, it was merely the problems of a few bad apples.

So why ever does the President think that the nation is at war???

I mean, what IS with that...

Wow!!! Serious Red Hollywood Leaking!!!

Once upon a time, in the dark days of americas dark past, the Evil Red Demons of Red Hollywood were trying to explain to us that The Body Guard (1992) was just one more failed effort to distress americans with the really scary stuff.

Little did we know that it was a Desperate Cry For Help from the Evil Liberals!!!!!
OSAMA bin Laden, the al-Qaeda leader, was obsessed with the singer Whitney Houston and wanted to marry her, a new book claims.

Kola Boof, a Sudanese poet and novelist, who says she was kept against her will as the terrorism mastermind's mistress in 1996, writes in her autobiography that he wanted to give the star a mansion and make her one of his wives.

"He told me that Whitney Houston was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen," Boof claims in Diary of a Lost Girl, excerpts of which are published in Harper's magazine.

[ cf Bin Laden 'fantasised over' Whitney Houston ]
Now that is Gotta Be A SERIOUS page turner....

Or is this just more of the same old failed liberal media propoganda that once tried to explain to us that Deranged Psycho Assasins opted for their alternative life style because they had issues with Jodie Foster.

Come On Boys And Girls, Game Over. We need real, and serious, Ooogah Boooga Booga Scary Stories...

I mean who cares what Osma Thinks!!! That is like so pre-liberate Iraq to restore the Wetlands. Like way back in the Dark Ages!!!!

Get Real FOLKS!!! we need more about how the Iranian Flying Saucers Will Come BACK!!!!! IF little children do not eat their brocholli, brush their teeth, and go to bed on time... This is the REAL WORLD Folks!!!! No more of those Silly Red Hollywood Scary Movies...