July 21st, 2006

yellow_elephant

Bringing The War Back Home....

Officials with Consolidated Edison said today they would be working “through the weekend” to restore power to residents in parts of Queens who are now on their fifth day without electricity.

“We totally understand people’s frustrations,” Michael Clendenin, a Con Ed spokesman, told NY1 News today. “Right now we’re conducting a full assessment of why this happened. Meanwhile, our focus is completely on restoration.”

His words may have been small consolation to the thousands of customers in western Queens who have received no definitive word yet on when they would get power back, or why their particular neighborhoods were most affected.

[ cf AmPravda: Blackout in Queens May Last Through the Weekend ]
Of COURSE it is learning to be empathetic with the power grid issues in Iraq.

The alternative of course would be to suggest that once again the Iranian Flying Saucers have been able to attack critical strategic military grade targets in NYC as a part of God's Punishment on NY for having been on the wrong side.

Can there be any doubt that NOW!!! More than ever all americans must rally to the President and support his War On Civilians ZOMBIES!!!! as a corner stone to turning back the Onslaught Of Iranian Flying Saucers.
yellow_elephant

Major Progress In Anti-Zombie Operations

Unlike the whiners in the USofA, we learn,
Israel called up five battalions of army reservists today and dropped leaflets across southern Lebanon warning civilians to leave towns and villages and head north towards Beirut as it prepared for a major ground offensive against Hezbollah positions.

Condoleezza Rice, the US Secretary of State, was due to announce US plans for a diplomatic solution to the crisis later tonight, ahead of a visit to the region on Sunday. She will travel on to the Far East and return next weekend.

Western officials see that as Washington's unspoken deadline for Israel to complete its operation against Hezbollah, the Iranian and Syrian-backed movement that triggered the hostilities nine days ago.

[ cf TheTimes: Israel calls up reservists for push into Lebanon ]
Go Team Go!!!

Maybe now the whiney americans will get up off their back sides, drop their pomp pomps, stop dressing up like GirlieMen, and opt to join in the Great And Most Exciting Holy Crusade Against Iranian Flying Saucers as their PATRIOTIC DUTY in the growing market of Anti-Zombie Ops!!!

Be All That You Can Be!!!

Before the Government gives all the good jobs to the minorities...