July 20th, 2006

yellow_elephant

That Iraqi Wetlands Issue...

One has got to wonder why this, the third or so year since Mission Accomplished, and the president's magnanimuouse efforts to restore the wetlands of Iraq, that The Waters Of Peace, Prosperity And Total Bliss have failed to flow over all of the world with the complete and joyous rapture of everyone everywhere at the Glorious Victories of the Divinely Appointed Greatest Military Leader EVER!!!.

Could it be that we Must Fust win The Holy Crusade Against All Iranian Flying Saucers first?
yellow_elephant

How to test your Addrenaline Dump Facilities...

yesterday after a calm mellow ride on my bicycle to the Postal Box, and sliding the new mail under the bicycle rack tie downs, I decided to just leave my stack of keys in the mail box door and bicycle away.

after the rest of the lovely cycling back to my digs, I noticed that I did not have my keys.

so I opted to disregard my COPD and the fact that the shortest route took me down bernardo on the bizzy time... and just GO FOR IT!!!!!

I think that there is a time and a place to do that at least once a month. The Go for It part, vice the brain fade part.
yellow_elephant

Why not start the War On Zombies a bit earlier than planned?

Clearly in the new and improved round of killing off those who happen to be in the area at the time, we may just want to start the whole War On Zombies a bit earlier than some may have planned.

This way the News Media in America would be able to not only have Cool Product Tie Ins with things like "World War Z", even before it has actually started principle shooting, but it would also help defray the cost of things like the Israeli Liberation of Lebanon, which Israel abandoned after a mere 22 year occupation. In this new and improved project americans would be able to understand that the IDF was going into Lebanon not to merely randomly kill available civilians and anyone else who happened to be within the blast radius, but they would be saving the world from the growing threat of ZOMBIES!!!

This way if the americans need to irradicate the infestation of Zombies in say Baharain, because the Zombies came out to support a protest against the IDF Anti-Zombie Operations, americans would understand that it is for their own good!!!! Since now more than ever we have to root out those zombies before they go after White Christian Blonde Virgin American Girls, you know, like HanoiAnnieCoulter and her Courtier Group of Qooties.

Why this would be a big boon for everyone!!!

That little problem in Mumbai, Anti-Zombie Ops.

That little problem in Chechnya, Anti-Zombie Ops.

That little string of problems outside of Han Based China, Anti-Zombie Ops!

The need to irradicate the ideological deviationalists within the GOP Party - Anti-Zombie Ops!!!

{ ok, irradicating anyone who is not a republican in america is merely Ideological Purification, but hey, why not call it Anti-Zombie Ops as welll!!! I mean everyone understands that those types have to go anyway.... You know, White Christian Blonde Virgin American Girls, and all of that!!!! Besides, anyone who is not a Republican was probably a Proto-Zombie anyway. }

Talk about getting the public ready for the Big Box Office Bash Ripped From The Startelling Headlines!!!

And it should also cut down on the cost of not actually covering the news.