May 31st, 2006

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Snakes On A Plane - The Marketting Meme

CafePress's take but Let us be honest, I personally prefer, say Nixon Resigned as it adds additional strength to the general theory that it is SOOO Time to back Tricky Dick in these Grim and Desperate Time!!! Now more than ever we must Fight against the Culture of Death and it's Opposition to allowing the Metabolically Challenged Run The White House!!! But I am more than convinced that Americans are Finally Ready for the Greater of Two Evils!!! The First All American Zombie President!!! Tricky Dick, He is Tanned, He Is Rested, and He can EAT airplanes with snakes on them, as he is the Greatest Snake Eater EVER!!!

Vote Nixon! Vote Now! Vote Often! and Keep On Voting until the Results are the Correct One!!!
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Are We Still Winning The Whatever On Whomever???

A preliminary military inquiry found evidence that U.S. Marines killed two dozen Iraqi civilians in an unprovoked attack in November, contradicting the troops' account, U.S. officials said on Wednesday.

President George W. Bush said he was troubled by news stories on the November 19 killings of men, women and children in the town of Haditha, and a general at the Pentagon said the incident could complicate the job for the 130,000 U.S. troops in Iraq.


"Allegations such as this, regardless of how they are borne out by the facts, can have an effect on the ability of U.S. forces to continue to operate," Army Brig. Gen. Carter Ham, deputy director for regional operations for the military's Joint Staff, told a Pentagon briefing.

Forensic data from corpses showed victims with bullet wounds, despite earlier statements by Marines that civilians were killed by a roadside bomb that also claimed the life of a Marine from El Paso, Texas, Lance Cpl. Miguel Terrazas, a defence official said.

"The forensics painted a different story than what the Marines had said," said the official, speaking on condition of anonymity due to the sensitivity of the matter.

The official said there were wounds that would not have been caused by an improvised explosive device. "Did someone shoot somebody just for the sake of taking him out?" the official said. "Bad things happened that day, and it appears Marines lied about it."

"I am troubled by the initial news stories," Bush said at the White House. "I am mindful there is a thorough investigation going on. If in fact laws were broken there will be punishment."

[ cf ReutersUk: U.S. probe finds unprovoked killings in Haditha ]
Why doesn't the President Support the Killing of Unarmed Civilians???

What happened to all of that We are going to get them, and get them all, including the women and children rhetoric of 'bring it on' and the rest of his actual Signing Statements about supporting the right to torture anyone, anywhere, that the president wants that done!!!

Why can't The President just be a man about this all and admit that we no longer want to be bound by any of that Failed Pre-911 Liberalism, what with it's Geneva Convention, and the UCMJ implementation and details, and that we are willing to bring it on anywhere and any how to anyone who is not going to support the Greatest Militaryr Leader, EVER!!!!
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More Reasons To Bomb Canada!!!

Iraq's new prime minister declared a one-month state of emergency in the city of Basra on Wednesday, vowing to strike with an "iron fist" against gangs and feuding Shi'ite factions threatening vital oil exports.

"We have ordered the army unit (in Basra) to deploy in the streets," Nuri al-Maliki told reporters in Iraq's second city, which is in the grip of a fierce power struggle.

"We call this month the month of security in Basra," the no-nonsense Shi'ite Islamist said, 11 days after taking office. "We hope after this month that we will come back to Basra and see that the situation has improved a lot."

[ cf Reuters: Iraq PM declares state of emergency in Basra ]
Holy Defeatist Propoganda Flying Rodent Perkin!!!!

Clearly with this sort of God Hating America Bashing Evil Doing Evil Doers advocating that they do not support the Greatest Military Leader, EVER!!! Can there be any doubt that NOW! NOW More than ever we must Bomb Canada to stop the Canadianists!!! Since Clearly there must be some connection between canadianism, Iranian Flying Saucers, which as we all know, attacked america on 09/11/2001, and this VILE DEGENERACY that there is some reason to suggest that things are not as Happy as they are being reported!!!

Clearly if we do NOT bomb Canada!!! Then the Canadianists will allow the Iranian Flying Saucers To Attack!!!!
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Wanna Play The Murtha Game???

Hey Howdy Doody Kids, what IS the chance now that the President has decided to officially step up to the plate and make the same sort of squeeky noise he makes when there is a need to sound like he hopes that the problem would have gone away, but gosh, it appears that someone has adopted the position that Crime Is Criminal In America.

For extra fun, watch the Punditocracy for which ones are going to grow their ManMembers and use the same WhineFestivalIzing at ThePrez, for Stabbing Our Troops In The Back { can we use that without the TM mark? }, that they have been Whining about well, Gosh, Rep. Murtha, who has more combat time than any of the freaking Victims Of Chicken Hawk Angst Syndrome!!!

Ah yes, hey boys and girls, what Time Is It???