May 24th, 2006

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Has Anyone Briefed The Department Of Homeland Security?

But let us be honest here Happy Kampfrs, when there is the Threat of Clerks II one has to ask if this is not more of the Clear And Compelling Evidence that the Iranian Flying Saucers are seeking More Bases In America from which to launch their Evil Assault On our White Christian America!!!

Hence the Undisputed Proof That We MUST Bomb Canada!!!

Besides, Got Christ? should be mandated For All TRUE Patriotic Americans so that they know whether they are willing To Support the greatest Military Leader, EVER!!! Or back the Iranian Flying Saucer Threat To America!!!
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Why Does Secretary R. James Nicholson Hate America?

The head of the Veterans Affairs Department expressed outrage today over being kept in the dark about the theft of computer data on 26.5 million veterans, as he himself came under heavy criticism from Capitol Hill.

Secretary R. James Nicholson issued a statement vowing "a very extensive review of individuals up and down the chain of command" and urging his department's inspector general's office to expedite an investigation of the affair.

An administration official who has followed the episode said Mr. Nicholson was not told about the missing data until the night of May 16, or 13 days after the discs containing the data were stolen in a burglary at the residence of a department employee who had taken them home without authorization.

"Upon notification, my first priority was to take all actions necessary to protect veterans from harm and to assist in law enforcement efforts," Mr. Nicholson said. The official who said that Mr. Nicholson had not been informed for 13 days said the secretary called the Federal Bureau of Investigation once he learned of the theft.

[ cf AmPravda: Department to Investigate Theft of Veterans' Data ]
I mean, get realistic here!!! There are far morer important thingies to deal with than the Department of Veteran's Affairs, and the status and safety of the 26+ Million Americans Who are Veterans.

I mean, Why EVER is this Guy Opposing the Greatness of Being that is the Being Of Greatness!!!!

He doesn't REALLLY mean to pick on all of the Great War Heroes Like Karl Rove!!! or Emotional Traumatize the Valiant VOCHAS who are triumphantly Struggling with the Fighting 101st Keyboards!!! I mean Why EVER does this guy Hate america so much???
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More Scary Meme Stuff

LiveJournal Username
What is your favorite fruit?
Can you taste the rainbow?
What RPG class would you be?
Mm... Donuts...
Su mama.
Which is the scariest?
How many hours a day do you spend online on average?
Do you fear the random?
Your future job: Mercenary zombie killer
This person will be your assistant in your job: roon
You will make this much money: $42,718
Suddenly, a rip in the space-time continuum opens and out pops: vanmojo
Unless you help them, the world will explode in this much time: 22
To save the world, you need to: Win a sumo wrestling contest
The evil villain who tries to stop you is: aramis307
The chance you succeed is:
 
2%
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I like SOOO Blame rbradakis for this mistake, since, like, dude... it was A Meme, It had To Be Obayed!!!
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More Job Options, NOT!

LiveJournal Username
Fifteen men on a dead man's chest!
Cutlass or pistol?
What is the name of your pirate ship?
Where is your secret pirate base?
What kind of loot do you prefer?
What do you and your crew prefer to be called?
Parrot or monkey?
Argh!
Your capable first matemadmerle
Your bumbling cabin boy with a heart of goldsmws
The aloof, yet honorable, pirate with a mysterious pastvanmojo
Is always the first one into the frayautopope
Is the naval officer who ruthlessly pursues your shipdr_strych9
Is the comical pirate who is always drunk on grogdr_strych9
Is currently in Davy Jones's lockermadmerle
The amount of money you make as a pirate$9,686
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