So you wake up in the middle of the night in a pool of your own blood. Your First Thought is:
- I wonder which binary nerve agent has been deployed?
- Of Course WE MUST end the capital gains tax, and end the double taxation of Stock Dividends!/li>
- Clearly only by Clubbing The Gay Baby Seals can we protect the sanctity of Marriage!
- Jesus has always supported Pre-Emptive Retaliatory Nuclear First Strike against Heathens and those who Oppose The Great Leader in a Time of Tax Transferrance Unto The Unborn!!!
- Only by ending the Environmental and Safety Regulations on the Nuclear Industry Will America be free from the Threat of Iranian Flying Saucers!!!
- Freedom ISN'T Free!!!! So clearly we MUST raise the taxes on the Poor and those who hold Unamerican Attitutudes, but have not yet been turned into Productive Sources Of Electricity!!!