May 8th, 2006

yellow_elephant

Profits Are Profitable!!!

General Motors Corp., the world's largest automaker, revised its first-quarter results to reflect a change in accounting, resulting in its first profit in six quarters.
[ cf BloomBerg: GM Reports 1st-Quarter Profit After Accounting Change (Update1) ]
Ah Yes, with the right numbers, numbers are numerical!!!!

Can there be any doubt that the Greatest Economical Miracle is Miraculously Occuring!!! And that While All of the Evil Doing Evil Doers are engaged in their God Hating America Bashing and forgetting that it Was The War President who saved America not only from the Horrors of Those Iranian Flying Saucers that Attacked American on 09/11/2001, but the Decades of Economic Gloom and Despair!!!

Now more than EVER!!!!! Americans must Chant:
IF the Blue Dressee Does Not Fitee!!!!
Then Youee Mustee Aquitee!!!!
Or the Dark Evil Days of the Nineties with the Heinous Iranian Flying Saucers Swirrelling Everywhere Destroying All Before them will return!!!!
yellow_elephant

THEY ARE OUT THERE!!!!

Space Aliens Are Taking Over The American Armed Forces!!!
This week on War News Radio, we hear from two of the 37,000 non-citizen soldiers serving the US.
[ cf WarRadio: Non-Citizen Soldiers ]
Oh SURE those Evil Liberal Media types want to use the EUPHENEMISM 'non-citizen' to cover up "SPACE ALIENS OVER RUN THE AMERICAN MILITARY"!!!!

What OTHER reason would there be:
The U.S. military is delaying the deployment of 3,500 troops that were due to begin moving toward Iraq in the coming days.
[ cf VoA: US Calls Off Scheduled Deployment of 3,500 Troops to Iraq ]
Can There Be Any DOUBT!!!!

The Evil Doing Evil Doer Radical Extremist Left Winger God Hating America Bashers
But Hayden may face a difficult fight to win confirmation. Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Arlen Specter, R-Pa., said before the official announcement that he would use Hayden's nomination to seek more answers about the administration's domestic spying program to gather information on suspected terrorists.
[ cf PBS: FORMER HEAD OF NSA NOMINATED AS CIA CHIEF ]
Can there be any doubt That On TOP of the Iranian Flying Saucers Attacking Everywhere, that they are being Supported By Space Aliens in the American Armed Forces!!!
yellow_elephant

Evil Doers Attack President Over Law Thing, Again.

The Sailor at VidiotSpeak says that General Hayden is ineligible for the DCI position... By the NATIONAL SECURITY ACT OF 1947 (via Skippy)
...

A Hat-Tip to The Sailor!

[ cf MonkeyFister: Flag Down: Ineligible Player On The Field... ]
IF you really feel that you want to know WHICH law they are arguing would be violated, and for Which Reason, then check them out, and you explain to the Department of State Security why YOU hate GOD and engage In America Bashing!!!!