September 15th, 2005

yellow_elephant

Restoring the Pledge of Allegiance

By now I am sure that most folks are aware that the nineth circuit will once again get a chance to forward on to the Supreme's a case with regards to the inclusion of 'under god' into the pledge of allegiance. This of course is suppose to be galvanizing some folks in america about the horror of the persecution of christians in the USofA.

But there is this minor technical problem for some of us.

The phrase was added to the pledge the same year that Brown v. Board of Education overturned Plessey, and hence the "black robed tyrannts" abandoned the biblically literalist doctrine of the separation of the races. A position that would be reaffirmed in Loving v. State of Virginia.

So the real question in the mix is whether we can afford as a nation to give up this piece of 'cold war dogeral' from a time when it was so much more important to 'prove' that "godless capitalism" would be able to crush "godless communism" if it included a vacuous god token for a civil religious appearance value.

Why not restore the Pledge of Allegiance that our valiant World War II veteran's grew up with? The very same pledge that they took to the four corners of the world during WWII. Yes, I understand that this would mean heaping more accolades upon 'the greatest generation ever!' and that perchance there was some merit in their service. Yes, I understand that this would mean abandoning the loathing and hatred of FDR and all of the Evil that he stood for, well at least to a level where it would be socially acceptable to admit that he had been the Commander In Chief, even if he was 4-F.

That pledge did not need the imposition of a state sponsored secular religious tokenization of god language to help them feel all warm and fuzzy that their patriotic actions were more Patriotically Corrector Than Thou.

Yes, I understand that this might frighten the Holy BeJezzuz out of the VoCHA ( Victims of ChickenHawk Angst ) that someone in the middle of their ranting


Only American Blood Can Defend The Holy Islamic Republic Of Iraq!


That they might have to work out whether they actually hold that the argument of intelligent design really compells them to the Divinity of Dubya, and that gosh, they might need to reconsider their whole Yellow Republican stand on why they need to wait for a 3rd, 4th, 5th, ... Nth attack on the World Trade Center to get their poop in a groop and give up on being in the Rear With The Beer!

But hey, no one ever said that a free republic was a pretty sight.
yellow_elephant

Winning the Battle of New Orleans.

I don't mean to speak ill of the nattering nabobs of negativism, but when they started to WHINE about the arrival of the Blackwater Corp. Assault Troops into New Orleans, and the rest of the American Gulf State Region, it became clear to me that these mere Bush Bashing Bleaters of Bloveation had finally ballbusted their own apostate hatred of the Glorious Victory of the Battle of New Orleans!

Did anyone else notice that while the Welfare State Whiners were all queuing up for the National Defense Forces to rescue them from the Apocalyptic Consequences of Not Being More PATRIOTICALLY CORRECTOR THAN THOU! and their areas decended into the malstrom of the welfare state anarchy. Those provinces that had been under the protection of the Blackwater Corp. did not fall to the abomination of Al-Qaeda Backed Satanic Gay Homosexual Zombie Cyborgs commanding Iraqi Flying Saucers!!!

What better proof of concept that the Privatization of the Department of Defense will be such a Clear Win for all americans! Irregardless of race, creed, colour, nation of origin, affectional preference, or personal sexual proclivity!

Did any of the Evil Liberal Media Meatpuppets take any time out of their Hiddeous And Heinous Assault on our Great White Christian America, that was being punished for the presence of lesbians! LESBIANS! The Ungodly Bush Bashers!!! Who do not support God's Divinely Appointed Most Exalted The Greatest Military Leader EVER!!!! to even mention that such a GLORIOUS and HEROIC Victory was being Gloriously and Heroically Won by the Valiant Fighting Forces of the Blackwater Corporation in their Far More Patriotically Corrector Than Thou struggle against All Evil Everywhere!!!

Clearly this Great New Day in America will be remembered as the Shining Light of the One True And ONLY Battle of New Orleans that will ever be worth noting or remembering! For Clearly! This was the Great New Day when the Marvels of the Freemarket System slew the evil demonic forces of the vile welfare state and freed all americans from the unsightly expectation that the Federal Government should ever again waste the tax payers dollars shipping troops around to do that which the Free Market So CLEARLY does so Much Better!!!

Now More than EVER!!! All True Patriotically Corrector Than Thou Americans should be offering up blood sacrifices to the Divine Made Manifest in our midst, as the Argument from Intelligent Design So Clearly Reveals! And Thank the Divinity of the Divine Miss W for freeing the Free Market from the shackles of the evil welfare statists!!!
yellow_elephant

In Praise of Grey In The Beard

Being able to explain to NeoConClownCarKiddies:


I was a republican little boy before you knew which end of a Coed to Blow Into...


While it may not solve many things, it is that reassuring moment
that helps them understand why I can't become a NeoCon, I
actually served in the Military.