September 14th, 2005


Airport Extreme as Ontological Proof of the Divinity of Dubya

I think everyone accepts the fact that WiFi Technology is difficult, complex, and really hard to understand. Therefore we can move from the existence of the Airport Extreme to the clear and compelling argument of Intelligent Design that the device could not have been brought about by any rational or reasonable process, hence it must have been created by the divine will of the one true and only christian god.

Thus if follows that the Divinity of Dubya has been established, since clearly there can be no other choice but that the divine will has brought the one true and only Elect of God to be the True Vicar of Christ to the World. Any opposition to the Divinity of Dubya obviously establishes that those evil Bush Bashers not only Oppose God's One True And Only Holy Will, but most likely do not like Cute Cuddly Wuddly Penguins when they go Goose Stepping For Jesus!

We also conclude from the Divinity of Dubya that the Federal Government should sieze all of the assets of the Apple Corporation as a Divine Retribution for their Apostasy, in that Apple has opposed the Divine Will by asserting that members of Apple's Technical Staff were involved in the creation of the Airport Extreme, rather than supporting the one true and Only Divine Will of God, that the Argument of Intelligent Design so clearly shows, and as such are in direct opposition to the One True and Only Vicar of Christ to the World, The Divine Dubya.

Clearly any other path leads to more Persecution of Christians in America by the secularists who do not support the clear and compelling argument that Only American Blood can defend the Holy Islamic Republic of Iraq from the growing threat of secularists who do not believe in the Divinity of Dubya!!!

Holy Finger Pointing Blame Gamers

Has anyone else noticed how quick to judge those evil leftist liberal anti-war types from those Blue States Are?

I'm sure that by now most americans are just SHOCKED to hear that the Louisiana Attorney General has pressed for the indictment, on negligent homicide, of those nice people who were running a nursing home where some 30 or 40 old people were found to have been called up in the Mini Katrinia Specific Rapture and Returned to Jesus.

How can this be? Why is the Attorney General of a Blue State Persecuting Christians by so openly indulging in the Finger Pointing and Blame Gaming!

Clearly the Louisiana Attorney General has more important things to do, like arresting all of those Looters and Criminals, and Evil Doers, and the Anti-War Types! This is not the time to be Finger Pointing and Blame Gaming!

Clearly the owners of the Nursing Home should be allowed to form their own internal commission to investigate what went right, and what went wrong. They clearly need to the time to focus on the things that need to be focus'd on right now!!!! without all of these Evil Liberal Finger Pointers and Blame Gamers! Besides, if the Nursing Home Owners find out that they might have been in some way responsible, then they will in good time be just as man about it as the President and accept their responsibility for what ever may have gone wrong, where they are aware of those things or not!

There is clearly no reason to rush to this nasty partisan finger pointing and blame gaming that can lead only to frivolous litigation, such as criminal indictments, and if the past is any harbinger, then the usual 'wrongful death' suits brought on by those Anti-War Types who merely want to be litigious about the fact that sometimes Jesus Calls People Home in special ways!!!

Clearly the State of Louisiana should be focusing on rooting out those Evil Anti-War Types who have been spreading defeatist propaganda! So directly offering aid and comfort to the Enemy in their treasonous and seditious way! The State should not be embarking on mere finger pointing and blame gaming against owners of Nursing Homes where people have been Called Home To Heaven!!!

Besides, Our Heroic Fighting Forces understand that only American Blood can protect the Holy Islamic Republic of Iraq! And would not want to have their deaths be for not merely because anti-war types want to embark on persecuting christians with their finger pointing blame gaming!!!