It promises to be a grand June wedding, two scarlet-coated officers of the famed Royal Canadian Mounted Police standing before a justice of the peace with an escort of similarly spiffy Mounties observing the nuptials on the eve of Canada Day, a national holiday.Well, There You Have IT!!!!
When the two constables become the first male Mounties to marry each other, the grumpiest witness-from-afar might well be Prime Minister Stephen Harper. The planned union of Jason Tree and David Connors in Nova Scotia on June 30 has cast a spotlight on Harper's pledge to his conservative backers to try to roll back same-sex marriage laws.
[ cf WaPo: Mounties Set for Force's First Same-Sex Wedding ]
Now more than ever YOU must do YOUR PART to stop the Growing Threat of the Gay HomoZeXual Zombie Cyborg Pirate Canadianists!!!!
Or The TERRORISTS WIN!!!!
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