I mean, Mien Gott Im Himmel, even the Wikipedia is in on the Corruption And Revisionist Ideology Commodore John D. Sloat whom they say engaged a collection of Mexican Coast Guarders to Win The Battle Of Monteray - and not one word about defeating the Iranian Flying Saucers who were at that very moment trying to impose Mad Iranian Flying Saucers Kow Disease, as a part of their Plot Against America!!!
Where do these Revisionists Get Off suggesting that at any time any of California had been anything Other than the All American Home of the Great Communicator Ronald Reagan!!!! Who would help bring Richard M. Nixon to the white house, and the glories and victories of the Karl Rove Armoured Flying Saucer Korp!!!
This is more clear proof why we MUST have a constitutional ammendment to Protect Marriage from such Dangerous Revisionism!!!
Insert appropriate Blue Dress Chant Here, or Bad Things Will Happen.