A Senate committee approved a constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriage Thursday, after a shouting match that ended when one Democrat strode out and the Republican chairman bid him "good riddance."Gosh, Golly, Gee Whiz, Gollickers!!!
"I don't need to be lectured by you. You are no more a protector of the Constitution than am I," Judiciary Committee Chairman Arlen Specter, R-Pa., shouted after Sen. Russ Feingold declared his opposition to the amendment, his affinity for the Constitution and his intention to leave the meeting.
"If you want to leave, good riddance," Specter finished.
[ cf AbcNews: Feingold, Specter Clash Over Gay Marriage ]
Why who can forget how the Founding Fathers wrote into the US Constitution that Marriage was a Federal Issue that Only The Federal Government could Manage. Which of course explains why the Founding Fathers supported the need to put the Department Of Marital Fidelity in the National Directorate Of State Security that would be used to protect all Patriotic Americans from the Growing Threat of Iranian Flying Saucers and the Ever Present Threat of of the Gay HomoZeXual Zombie Cyborg Pirate Canadianist Konspirakii!!!!
It is of course, right next to the Constitutional Clause about why Outlawing Divorce was a part of the Vile and Sinister Plot of The
IslamoZionistPapistBolshivikiBankingKonsand would not in any way improve the marriage statistics by simply criminalizing the effort to NOT be in an Appropriately State Sponsored Religious Cohabitation Licensed Arrangement!
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If the Blue Dress Does NOT Fittee!!!Or the God Hating America Bashers will unleash their Gay HomoZeXual Zombie Cyborg Pirate Canadianist Piloted Iranian Flying Saucers to destroy Our White Christian America!!!
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