Why not a Futures Market in things like "Patriotism Points" - for when one needs to be morer Patirotically Corrector Than Thou? Or maybe folks will want to go with "Justice American Style" so that if they get rendered, because they're made out of meat - and the whiner wants to know that they will be mostly in one piece when they get to whine in an american court that they should not have been turned into a recyclable product simply because they no longer contain any Information in their Meat.
Ah yes, the new days are coming...
