But fortunately we can trust the free market to do the right thing, this is why we are outsourcing the whatever On Whom Ever to no bid contractors! Since only the rational expectations of the market can keep us safe from the growing threat that people who have been divorced for more than 20 years might not remember the birthday of that person!
And you know that will cause Capitale Gaines Taxes, and KittenThingies!!!! So let's keep them from touching any financial transactions with regards to their RSU/ESOP, since, well....
SPACE ALIENS! SPACE ALIENS!!!