How to Survive the Collapse of Civilization!You see, it was all of you evil LIBERALS!! You and YOUR Obamanites pushing grannies under the flying saucer who caused the failure of the Federal Government to bring in the black helicopters for those without contracts with blackwater...
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And as Hurricane Katrina proved, the Federal Government's ability to help during a national emergency is severely limited.
Elvis? Elvis? Elvis doesn't live here no more...
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