The president of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmedinejad, has written to his American counterpart, George Bush, offering "new solutions" to the dispute over Iran's nuclear programme.Clearly ALL americans can see that the Glorious Military Leader! The Greatest Military Leader EVER!!! Has once again Produced a stunning Military Victory over the Iranians!!!
The letter is the first such contact since the Islamic revolution in the country in 1979. The US broke off all diplomatic relations with Iran in 1980.
The surprise offer comes in advance of talks in New York today about defusing the nuclear crisis, at which Margaret Beckett will make her first appearance on the international stage as British foreign secretary.
[ cf Guardian: Iran breaks silence with US to offer nuclear 'solutions' ]
But now more than ever we should not allow the Evil Iranian Flying Saucers to Prevent Our Glorious, and Historical,
PreEmptiveRetaliatoryNuclearFirstStrikesimple because those EVIL Kapitulationist Appeasers Iran are unwilling to do their part and maintain the raison d' etre for the American Doctrine!!!
Clearly NOW more than ever all americans Must Chant:
If the Blue Dress Does Not Fit!!!and We Must PreEmptiveLyRetaliatoriallyNuclearialryF
Then You Must Acquite!!!!
It is OUR GOD GIVEN RIGHT!!!!
Especially in a Time of Tax Transferance Unto The Unborn!!!!
Think Of The Unborn!!!!