Interpretation A - the detainees were there for the performance art of the Dubya era, because viagra just was not doing it for Dubya. ( but that would be crazy talk )
Interpretation B - this general understands that the Obamanite is not really an american, and all of that born in kenya stuff is the cover up of the fact that he is a brainWaveSuckingAlienBeastCreatureFromPl
We provide the options, you can chooose wisely, or stab the troops in the back!