Obamanites Threaten Free World With GodHatingAmericaBashing Helmet
Therefore, safer batting helmets can only interfere with the Darwinian unnatural selection against players who only have tangibles, and no intangibles, and that would only pave the way for a future of purely material baseball playing robots. Or maybe zombies, even. So Major League Baseball should not use these new helmets and they should even ban helmets entirely, as they honor the tangible and demean the intangible. Also, a ban would finally allow for a truly scientific test of Yogi Berra’s hypothesis that baseball is 90% mental and the other half is physical. [ cf Only Atheists Wear Batting Helmets ]
Well there you have it! Proof that Obamanites hate america, and want to destroy our white christian america with their atheism!