Can DearOldDick save US from D9

The Neocons' White Hope: Cheney in 2012

Well I think that now that Americans have seen the horror of NorKoSwedishSudaneseSomaliKenyanista BrainWaveSuckingAlienBeastCreaturesFromPlanetZorkon who are Spawned by the EvilNanciiPelosiiVoodooZombieDustBunniesOfDespair are not at all useful as presidents, who can doubt the great military victory of DearOldDick in 2012, or sooner!

He can save us from the liberal onslaught of space aliens!