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UNITED NATIONS — Iran denounced the United States on Monday for contemplating possible nuclear strikes against Iranian targets and urged the United Nations to take urgent action against what it called a dangerous violation of international law.Yes WE are shocked that the Evil America Bashing God Hating FauxNews has decided to come out supporting Their Evil One Worlder Death Culture Based Blue Helmettted Destroyers of Our White Christian America!!!
In a letter to U.N. Secretary-General Kofi Annan obtained by The Associated Press, Iran's U.N. Ambassador Javad Zarif called President George W. Bush's refusal two weeks ago to rule out a U.S. nuclear strike on Iran and a similar follow-up statement by Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice "illegal and insolent threats."
[ cf FauxNews: Iran: U.S. Threats are Violation of International Law ]
I mean who can even IMAGINE that the idea of a Pre-Emptive Retaliatory Nuclear First Strike, let alone threatening one, could in any way be anything other than the Manifestation of the Divine Will That has Divinely Willed The Divine Decider!!!!!
Clearly ALL AMERICANS must chant
If the Blue Dress Does Not Fit!!!Until the Evil Liberal Left Wing God Hating America Bashing Faux News Recants it's open support for the Main Force Assault by Iranian Flying Saucers!!!!!
Then You Must Acquite!!!!