You see, uh, the founding father's always supported the requirement for Excessive jackbooted God Hating Atheistical Brutal Regulation of the Economy by NationalSocialistMarxianistPinkoRedPhall
And for the tasty bits, Thomas wrote the Dissent, that the Long Hair Draft Dodging Dope Smoking PinkoRedLesbian Scalia Opposed, because he is stabbing our troops in the back! Thus proving that we are all Iran Now, with the used teabags, and neo-preo-posto-surrealism!
So just say NO! to bad drugs...