why does mike pence hate himself, and probably the guacamole as well?

Mike Pence vs Mike Pence helps folks deal with what happens when one can not even keep their spin spinning in the same direction, at least for the duration of a single interview....

So when it comes time to support the position that is being presented, remember, you can adopt the failed policies of pre-911 reality based community, or you can Wax Up Your Surf Board, as it is time to peek into the soul of post surrealism and ride those jumbo waves of angst and persecution...