Two Economists were walking down a Road.So, well, I opted to stop crying in my Ideological Purity that my new trick did not allow me to do the simple solution.
The first one notices a $100 bill on the road.
The other explains that if it were a $100 bill,
then someone would have already picked it up.
So they walked on, knowing that it could not be.
Then Last Night, AFTER STOMPING CRANK out of my distro - I stumbled upon that EVIL OF EVIL,
I Read The Docs,And it came to me. Why yes, it was not going to be simple, but it was going to be solvable...
With MALICE OF FORETHOT!
And then I read the code too...
So I am up at the CRACK OF DAWN trying to get it to FREAKING WORK!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I hate my code monkey friends!!!!