drieuxster (drieuxster) wrote,
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Evil Liberal Media Persecutes Jack Bauer Because They Hate The Guacamole!

Oh sure, read what they say
New York City police were investigating Wednesday claims by a fashion designer who says actor Kiefer Sutherland head-butted him at a SoHo nightclub. Jack McCollough, of the Proenza Schouler fashion house, reported the incident happened around 2 a.m. Tuesday and says he was cut on his face.
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Sutherland was released from a Glendale, Calif., jail last year after serving 48 days on a drunken driving charge. He had pleaded no contest to driving with a blood-alcohol level above the legal limit of 0.08 percent. He was sentenced to 30 days, as well as 18 days for violating probation in a 2004 drunken driving arrest.

[ cf Police say designer claims actor head-butted him ]
Filter out the Fluff, and decrypt The Secret Liberal Code Words, and what do you get:
Kill Jack Bauer!
Because The Liberal Media Hates Guacamole!
Is anyone surprised that the whole of the Main Stream Media is a Hot Bed Of GODLESS LIBERALISM!!!

Now more then ever send certified pre-owned Tea bags to the heads of all of the network news say that you understand how their GodLessHateAmerica campaign works... and you are not going to take it any more!!!
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