Ridiculous are my critics and proven are my claims, for the CIA officially says2 that a plot to fly an airliner into L.A.’s Library Tower3 was foiled through the waterboarding of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed.4 Boo-yah!5But what IF we started torturing him like years before we said that we had captured him...
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3 According to the Bush administration, this alleged plot was foiled in 2002.
4 Khalid Sheikh Mohammed was captured in Rawalpindi, Pakistan on March 1, 2003.
[ cf He Seems To Know That Speech Well Enough ]
You know, like Jack Bauer would do, by rounding up the usual suspects, and, well just some folks, and start torturing them, until they told us which plots we had already prevented by pre-emptively torturing folks, before we say that we have detained them, so that folks will know that we are doing our part to prevent plots...
I mean, if it works on a Fox Chanel Show, then it has to be realish.