drieuxster (drieuxster) wrote,

Inner Konspirakii UnMasked.

Secret sources hiding out safely report that all of the suicides so far can be traced to
The Killer Shoe Lace Shooters From OuterSpace
Inside sources suggest you check to make sure no one around you have Military Grade Shoe Laces.

Or IF you suspect that you Know anyone who may have Shoe Laces FROM OUTERSPACE, that you report it to the correct wing of the DHS, and not to the filthy stinking hippies in the left wing of the DHS.
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