Accused Craigslist killer Philip Markoff reportedly tried to hang himself in his jail cell with shoelaces and was placed on suicide watch Thursday.Well, now that looks suspicious!
[ cf Suspected 'Craigslist killer' Philip Markoff tried to hang himself in jail cell, on suicide watch ]
Were those Military Grade Shoelaces like the type used by various victims of assassination plots, Like Foster, whom Hitlary herself, and her hand picked RadFemiSurfNazi Assassine Ninjas snuffed with a fully automatic shoe lace, and that guy from the FreddyWhichEver? ( which of course the liberal media has misspoken shot himself with a Rope, when clearly he was offed with some sort of Bazooka shoe Lace! )
Could it be that Liberal Obamanites are not only Cheap, but that they, are very cleaver at how they kill of those who would otherwise testify against the reign of terror that floats across this land, like the plumes of acid rain, but on a shoe string budget, because, well, liberals are just cheap!
So BE VERY CAREFUL if anyone you meet is wearing shoe laces, THEY COULD BE ONE OF THEM!!!