I sooooo find that funny.....
If you have ever been in a military unit where there is a need to have the official titles used because of a complete lack of ACTUAL LEADERSHIP, well....
You go girlfriend...
But then again, if you have never Kamped
Girls! Girls! Girls!and been so distraught that it would have been so much more effective in a cute gingham dress....
We Have a War to Put On...
Then, well, maybe you will just never have a Real HeManManlyMaleMasculineMalePerson approach to the proper standards for WarStuff....