drieuxster (drieuxster) wrote,

Why We Are Winning The War In Iran!!!

I kid you not:
America's military arsenal includes a deadly new weapon: Submarine-like craft that travel underground instead of underwater!

Dubbed Subterranean Underground Vehicles, or SUVs, 14 of the top-secret vessels are already roving far beneath the sands of Iran, poised to launch a surprise attack if it becomes necessary to overthrow the rogue regime.

"They're mega-gasguzzlers, but that's no problem since they clandestinely tap into Iran's oil wells," said a reliable Pentagon source.

"SUVs are already in place near Iraq's most strategically important cities -- including Tehran, Hamadan, Bakhtaran and Mashad.

Just think how forward looking our Glorious Leader Has Been to tap into the state of the Art in Actual Real Imaginary Weapon Systems that the Iranians will never have the time or technology to master, as they keep working within the failed Constraineds of their Failed Pre-911 Evil Liberal Mindset where they merely believe in demonstrating the engineering as proof in itself. Rather than doing their obligation of being the Actual Real Imaginary Threat without which americans would be anxiety laden overe who were the evil doing evil doers we have always been at war with!!!

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