drieuxster (drieuxster) wrote,

Why not Total Victory....

So today, I am reading the part about Barry Goldwater's "Why not victory?", and it strikes me, on the head, like a peeling clap of post surrealism:
Reagan taught us that deficits do not matter.
Dubya taught us that the mission accomplished dance is more important than accidentally invading the right country by intentional mistake.
So why not attack the evils of the Evil Obamanite Spending Plan for the godless heatheenims it is!


Thus making our enemies think that we are too weak, and cowardly, to put a Military Solution ahead of a mere political solution.

Thus we MUST invade Jamaica, to stop the canadianists, who are clearly behind the Gay HomoZeXual Marriage Agendanista!!!

Anything less and the evil liberals of wall street win!!!

I mean, is this any worse an argument against the stimulus plan than the current Ideological Dogmatism of the same old failed 80's economic theory? Gosh, that is the rehash of the failed economic dogma of the sixties, which bascially still boils down to
Bad Girls date the wrong people.
Namely those of us who are Ideologically More Corrector than those cute guys
Besides, isn't the nation more at war than ever before!!!

Thus we must have a true total military victory over the defeatists kapitulationsis appeasers who are clearly the cause of all of the economic ikky poooh...
Tags: economics, republican_pron

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