Reagan taught us that deficits do not matter.So why not attack the evils of the Evil Obamanite Spending Plan for the godless heatheenims it is!
Dubya taught us that the mission accomplished dance is more important than accidentally invading the right country by intentional mistake.
IT FAILS TO INVADE ANYWHERE!!!
Thus making our enemies think that we are too weak, and cowardly, to put a Military Solution ahead of a mere political solution.
Thus we MUST invade Jamaica, to stop the canadianists, who are clearly behind the Gay HomoZeXual Marriage Agendanista!!!
Anything less and the evil liberals of wall street win!!!
I mean, is this any worse an argument against the stimulus plan than the current Ideological Dogmatism of the same old failed 80's economic theory? Gosh, that is the rehash of the failed economic dogma of the sixties, which bascially still boils down to
Bad Girls date the wrong people.Besides, isn't the nation more at war than ever before!!!
Namely those of us who are Ideologically More Corrector than those cute guys
Thus we must have a true total military victory over the defeatists kapitulationsis appeasers who are clearly the cause of all of the economic ikky poooh...